Hey everybody! It's been a long time! Sorry, but I was really busy! I don't really update fast.... gomen!

And to 'Your Pet Peeve' : Thanks again for allowing me to continue! Standard Credit Applied.

Thanks to the following for reviewing:

AnimeFreak218 - Yeah, Naruto's too dumb to have planned that. Muahahaha
Naruto: Hey, I am not dumb.
ME: Are too.
Naruto: Are not.
ME: Are too.
And so, the argue continued between the smart me and the dumb Naruto
Naruto: I heard that.

gingystar555 - Hey, if you don't have anything to read, I would recommend the fanfic, 'Totally Girl Power 'by CherryBlossom555

kandylicious - You're welcome. And thank you for the review! Cool Name!

Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover - Thanks!

Nerd4eva - Thanks so much!

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Chapter 19: Power Puff Gays

"Hey Hinata, what's wrong?"

"If Hanabi's cute, then what am I?"

"Hot?"

"R-Really?"

"Yeah! Look at yourself! I mean, I so want to get in that hot body!"

Hinata blushed a deep shade of red.

"Eewwww......" Hanabi said from behind Naruto.

"You're still here?" yelled Naruto in embarrassment to what he had just said with a kid around.

"Puh-lease! Did you see me go away? How pathetic!" Hanabi said walking away.

"You get back here you little slut!" Naruto yelled after her.

"Slut? How does that relate to the situation?" Hanabi asked confused.

Naruto stopped in his tracks to think. "I don't know." Hanabi, Hanabi, Hanabi. You shouldn't have bothered. You now how stupid Naruto can get.

"Yeah..." Hanabi said nodding her head in agreement.

"That is not true!" Is too. "Is not." Is too. "Is not!" Guys, watch this.... Is too. "Is not." (pause) What were you talking about again? "I don't know."

Hinata and Hanabi started rolling in the floor laughing their heads off. Told you so.

"Whatever."

Oooohh.... Did I make you angry, Naruto-kun? "Yeah." Way to put it bluntly, jerk. "Hey!" :p :p :p

5 Minutes Later.

"N-Naruto-kun, stop jumping. You won't be able to reach her." Hinata said watching the kitsune jump up and down, up and down.

"I'm gonna get him, whatever the cost. I'm gonna get him and tear him to shreds!" Naruto said quite... angrily.

"She's a she, Naruto." Hanabi corrected.

"Whatever."

Hey Naruto, even if you fly, you won't be able to reach me. I won't let you.

"Try me." Okay. "I didn't mean literally! It was an expression!"

Everyone's jaw dropped. Since when did Naruto become that smart?

"By the way, what does literally mean?"

Phew. I thought the world was coming to an end...

"Hey!"

With Shikamaru and Temari

Temari, using this to her advantage, wrapped her arms around Shikamaru's neck and kissed back more passionately. Ok, I DON'T LIKE TO WATCH WHERE THIS IS GOING! NEXT!

With Kiba, Tobi, Sakura, and Sasuke

Finally, due to his long legs, Sasuke caught up with them and began thinking of ways to torture them. He could just stab them everywhere, or kill them slowly making the pain very... feelable. (Is there even such a word?) Or he could just hang them. Or control them like puppets and make them dance while singing 'I Love You, You Love Me' from Barney. Ok, NEXT!

With Deidara and Shino

"Ouch, that hurt, un."

"Hn."

"Un."

"Hn."

"I am not going through the same thing again. So you better talk! Talk now!"

"Whatever. I'm bored too."

Jaw drop.

With Neji and Ten-ten

Pant. Pant. "You evil, evil, evil author! I'll stab you, and torture you, and control you, and castrate you, I'll rip your balls out!" Ten-ten said furiously.

Choke. Choke. I don't have balls!

"Oh. That makes us even!"

Faints.

Nejji - Not agen!

Kibaa - Ok, hu's d idiot hu did it dis tym?

Sakura - I'm the only one hu got may name spellid ryt! Yay!

Sasgay - Idiot.

Nawuto - Hahahahaha. Look at Sasuke's name!

Hineta - Well, cum bak later. We'll wait 4 d author 2 wek up first. Bye!

Sasgay - No authur's nute. Due to shock pwoblens.

Sakura - 1ce agen, the day is seved by d power puff gays!

Every1 - Hahahaha.