After about half an hour, I managed to get home safely without being attacked by suspicious cars. My mom and dad happens to be in a business trip starting from 2 weeks ago. They'll return at April.

I couldn't possibly care less since I'm not in a love hate relationship with them we just don't talk at the dinner table. Even though papa used to treat me like an idol loved by everyone that was a sparrow quick to grow. Of course I did. Into a lazy teenager.

I grabbed a bag of popcorn and settled myself in the living room center to where the TV was faced. I took the remote control from the glass table and turned it to channel 9. I was bored but a fortune teller caught my gaze, tho negatively. I made a sour face at the ugly make up but spilled some popcorn from my mouth , holding back a choke. "Anatawa!", she pointed at the audience, "You will have a fateful encounter at tomorrow's dawn! A miracle will happen! Your wish will be fullfilled! But yet..." She paused dramatically. "Your dreams will be crushed!"

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

"..."

I call bullshit. Look, how do your wish gets granted and your dreams begone o_O Tell me Kyubey. I waited 5 minutes in silence, expecting a cat wearing halos to appear. Nothing happened.

As if.

Even so, saturday morning flashed from my pink curtains and I was relentless. I didn't get any sleep from yesterday's show. I hopped out of my rilakkuma covers bed and made my way to the bathroom. For some reason, I heard a 'showa showa' noise as I got nearer and nearer. I turned the door know and an unrecognizable smell of shampoo flowed outward. Taken aback, I took a step backward and was about to flee to my safe room.

I mean, 'OH SHIT A ROBBER INFILTRATED MY HOUSE AND IS TAKING A SHOWER!'

Dangerous, level 9000.

A guy that looked like a super junior seniorish stepped out. He has a really unusual shade of blue hair and matching eyes.

Dumbfounded, I stared back and mumbled, "Excuse me, can you go back to the anime world?"

Reacting a bit too late, after a moment of silence, my hands covered my mouth and dashed to the livingroom and dialed 119. "ANO EXCUSE ME POLICE OFFICER-SAN A ROBBER INFILTRATED MY HOUSE, TOOK A SHOWER, AND IS CURRENTLY 90% NAKED."

"Sorry you dialed the wrong number..."

I screeched, "KILL YOURSELF." The line got disconnected immediately.

Footsteps followed me to the living room and I turned my head shakily- "I-I'm S-sor-ry I'm b-broke at the m-m-moment please spare m-me..."

The blue hair robber facepalmed and the embarassment hit me right in the kokoro. "I'm Tsukiyomi Ikuto, a junior at the same school you go to. Your mom told me to watch you while they're away at the business trip so-"

"The wifi password is xx306abut220b"

He pulled out his iphone and typed furiously.

Looks like we have a deal for now.

I sluggishly head back to the bathroom to brush my teeth but the robber, I mean ikuto, broke the silence, "What's for breakfast."

"there's ramen in the cupboard and kimchi in the fridge. Suit yourself."

Before I could take another step, Ikuto sneaked behind me and asked again, "So what's for breakfast?"

Sweat beaded in my forehead and I replied, "ramen?"

"THAT'S NOT HEALTHY ENOUGH YOU FREAKIN' OTAKU !"

I whispered, "Deal with it" as I fled back to the bathroom.

Tch/ looks like freedom is taken away.

"So your curfew is-

weekdays- leave for school at 6:30, come back by 6-"

"My school is close so I'll get home by 4."

"... No social life I presume?"

"Yea (._.)"

"Continuing on the latest you will sleep at is 11:00-"

"Shinmai Maou and idolmaster airs at 2-"

"Weekends- hangout from 10 to 4"

"Riminder: I'm a shut-in (._.)"

"stfu"

"k bai"

"If you're this pathetic so won't ever be in a relationship-"

"I'm eloping with the internet."

Ikuto banged his head to wall and muttered, "She's not even close to regular high school girl."

"Oh yeah there's a comiket next sunday I'll be home by 10. I already brought the ticket with my own money. And I gotta go soon. My shift at Mcdonalds starts in an hour."

"To?"

"5"

"Fine."