"Wakie wakie little ducklings," House said loudly making as noise as possible as he entered the conference room agian followed by Foreman.
"House keep it down please," Chase and Cameron mumbled at the same time.
House smiled evilly behind a folder he was looking at.
"Okay but it won't be me you blame when your future mother in law comes in an hour," House said like it was nothing.
Chase immediately woke up and groaned.
"She's coming. Man I hate that woman," Chase groused.
"She's not coming, I already checked,"Cameron mumbled sleepily.
"Yeah but while you were sleeping, she called," Foreman informed.
Both woke up with a look of horror on their faces and exited the conference room. That was priceless plus they hadn't expected Foreman to lie to him so it was hilarious.
"This is beginning to sound like fun," House said idly twirling his cane.
"Yeah until Cuddy expects," Foreman pointed out.
"She isn't-wait you're not to know about our little relationship," House warned looking at him suspicously.
"Well I kinda noticed since she no longer started caring if you went to the clinic or not and the fact that you still go is reason that either you pulled another string on her or your dating. I don't think it's the latter because you sound like you're trying to please her by doing four clinic hours a day, not something you had ever wanted to do while you were still single," Foreman explained.
House ground his teeth.
"So I may or may not, don't tell the other two or they'll try to give me tips and use examples of their relationship. Come on, I would rather get married first before having to commit to an infant," House added.
"They are getting married, just waiting until the baby is out of his constant attention stage," Foreman reminded.
"Well give him to the parents, Cameron seems to love them soooooooooo much," House drawled.
"Well at least she's still not pining after you," Foreman said.
"Yeah because she's dead on her feet, why would she go pining after other men. Plus Chase is playing the perfect daddie roll, he's always there for the kid and he never complains," House replied taking a vicodin.
"Plus he's rich," Foreman groused.
"Come on dude, weren't you ever in love? They probably don't have much more anyway because I bet Austin eats too much," House added.
"Does it look like it," Foreman asked raising his eyebrows.
"Nope but at least Chase stopped going crazy about the fact that Austin was premature. Does he ever not freak out over something," House asked rhetorically.
"House my mother isn't coming," Cameron snapped coming in and glaring at him.
"Oops I'm sorry, it was my mommie," House pretended to be sorry for waking her for something as meaningless as a mix up.
"That's okay just don't do that again," Cameron told him.
"Promise," House said.
This was way too much fun.