Me: Hola readeros! We're back for another killshot at my little crossover!

Finn: If I can imagine myself as light, I can get through the walls and escape!

-closes eyes- -runs into wall- -falls over-

Me: -snicker- Idiot. You think I wouldn't know that? I'm surprised at you Finn the Llama Boy.

Finn: Llama boy?

Chapter 2

Max POV

"Ooh look!" Nudge squealed. "Cotton Candy!"

"I call pink!" Angel said and she and Nudge raced to the cotton candy booth. The kids were having a great time. Unfortunately, I wasn't. I looked around for someone to talk to about my mind being lost by being smushed by all these people. Fang. He was whispering something to Iggy and staring into a throng of people. I snuck over to where they were standing and peered over their shoulders.

"The girl on the right is wearing small, green shorts and a white tank top," Fang whispered. Iggy sighed. I heard enough.

"Sexist pig!" I shrieked, slapping Fang and then Iggy on the head.

"We were… observing the enemy!" Iggy protested.

"Yes, because Erasers happen to be a group of freaking teenage girls," I rolled my eyes.

"I'm rolling my eyes, Ig," I sighed. "Watch it, or I'll pulverize you," I threatened. I stalked off to go sit on the bench, steaming to myself. I wondered how many times they had done this, but I was too stupid to notice. Fang appeared next to me. I stifled a shriek and glared at him.

"You're on the Volcano List, buddy." Last year, I created a Volcano List, which was a mental list of people who I wanted to throw in a volcano. Preferably, an active one.

"I'm sorry about earlier. Iggy wanted me to describe them," he said quietly. Then, he looked at me.

"Like the beach bunnies," I said.

"What… how…"

"You talk in your sleep. A lot." I stared nonchalantly at my nails. Nonchalantly. Big words, shocker. Angel read the dictionary and has been quizzing us on words ever since.

"Max! Max!" Angel came running up, smiling widely.

"If it's a pet, you cannot keep it," I interrupted.

"No! The line to Splash Mountain is short! Let's go!" She grabbed my hand and tugged me towards the line.

"Okay, okay," I looked at Fang. "Stay with Iggy. No more sexist pigs or I'll personally get off the log and kill you."

"'Kay," he said and headed for Iggy. I sighed. Today was going to be a long day.

….

"ZOMG! That was awesome!" Nudge squealed as we left.

"Let's find Fang and Iggy." I saw Iggy sitting on the park bench, but no Fang. He probably was invisible.

"…so then you take the green wire and.." Iggy was saying as we approached. I waved my hand into where Fang was sitting. There was nothing there. I frowned.

"Iggy, who are you talking to?"

"Fang."

"He's not here," I said.

"Yes he is, I was just…" Iggy started but I cut him off.

"Iggy! Fang's gone!" I looked around quickly, hoping to see him maneuvering towards us, but no Prince of Darkness. I felt my stomach drop about three stories.

"Where'd he go?" Gazzy asked.

"I don't know. He wouldn't have left… would he? I mean, he would tell one of us, right?" Nudge asked. I suddenly had an idea.

"Nudge, touch the bench."

"But…" she started. I glared at her.

"Okay, okay," she leaned over and touched the bench. After a few moments, she gasped.

"What? What did you see?" Iggy asked anxiously.

"Fang was sitting here, talking to Iggy when a dart shot his neck, and he tried to say something, but a man grabbed him and took him away."

"Why would someone do that?" Angel said furiously.

"We have to search for him!" Nudge said. They all looked at me. I sighed.

"Alright. I have a plan. We have to stay here until dark and everyone leaves, and then we'll search for him. Less people there are, the better chance we'll find him."

Finn POV

I chewed on the cheeseburger.

"Well, I guess he likes it," my dad laughed. I was on my third burger. I finished it off and stood up. I picked up my plate and put it in the dishwasher. I faked a yawn and stretched.

"Well," I said. "Think I'll turn in early." My mom sighed.

"Finn, I'm starting to worry about you…"

"Not now, Mom! I have a big day tomorrow, so get all the rest you can get, right?" I started up the steps.

"But seriously, I do think that…" my dad said.

"Good night!" I called. I flopped in bed and closed my eyes, hoping I would soon be asleep.

Me: I know Finn's part is short, but I'm eager to get to this one part.

Finn: She has it all planned out. …I think.

Me: -gasp.- Of course I have it all planned out, Llama Boy!

Finn: Seriously, I want to know where…

Me: Oh! And I got second place in the county for a book I wrote, which is, by the way, not on .

HOCUSPOCUS… ABRAKADABRA… ALAKAZAM… PUBLIX RICE!

-Amanda appears-

Amanda: There you are! I was just… wait. Where am I?

Me: Somewhere. –pause-

SOMEWHERE…. OVER THE RAINBOWWW

Finn: -groan- Get me out of here!

Me: Not yet! I'm not finished with my story yet!

-waves fingers at Amanda-

ABRAKADABRA…. HOCUS POCUS… ALAKAZAM… HARRY POTTER!

-Amanda disappears-

Finn: Noooo! Wait… where did Harry Potter come from?

Me: Well, if I said Wolverine, then she would've turned into an avocado. And my giant hamster liked avocados.

-giant hamster breaks down door-

Giant Hamster: SQUEAKKK

Me: BROOMHILDA! GET BACK IN YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!

Giant Hamster: SQUEAKKK –leaves-

Finn: WTF? You have a giant hamster named Broomhilda?

Me: No. A giant potato came in named Alfred. What do you think?

Finn: I think you need psychiatric help.

Me: Oh really? –grins evilly- -waves fingers at-

Finn: What are you… oh no.

Me: OH BROOMHILDA! AVOCADOS!

R & R? Or Broomhilda will eat Finn because I turned him into an avocado.