Me: Hey did ya'll like my 1st chappie?? I did and so did Beezle and Bartimaeus, right??
Beezle: ummmm…sure?
Bartie: uhhhh……
Me: See, they all agree with me. Oh, guess what? I had coffee and chocolate this morning so I'll be twice as hyper!!!
B&B: groan
Me: I know isn't it awesome??? Make sure you review or I'll keep annoying these djinn!!!
Beezle: Yes please!!! Make sure you do, or she'll never stop!
Bartie: I agree. This is even more annoying than that girl who summoned me in the Bahamas and ordered me to sing the "The Naked Mole Rat" to her 50 million times. Don't. Ask.
Disclaimer: I still don't own Bartie and his stories, so quit bugging me!!! I do own Beezle tho. He's mine!!!
The Chocolate Obsession
Chapter 2: Of Nat and His Chocolate
Then something (me) (and I was rather mad if you can't tell) began to appear in the middle of the circle, slowly began to take
the form of a--------- Chocolate Bunny.
"Bartimaeus I order you to bri--" the boy started to drool.
"Ummmm yeah…….so what, I feel like being a bunny today"
"Chocolate."
"Yeah….. I know that I'm a chocolate bunny. (actually, I was a giant chocolate bunny. Just so you know. There is a difference.) Yes I
know that I'm made out of chocolate. What I don't know is why you're drooling at me, or why your room is covered in chocolate
wrappers"
I looked around "See, over there is a mound of Kisses; normal, caramel, truffle, select, hazelnut cream, almond and other ones that are
green and silver, mint?? And Kit-Kat's (yay my cat's name ) and Hershey's mini's, and white chocolate, Merci from France, and
Butterfingers, Snickers, Mars Bars, Reese's, and M&M's of all kinds, Mr. Good Bars, and Krackel, and Twix, Stix, Chocostix, Peanut
Butter Twists, and Gorture, After Eight, the little twig like European chocolate that's all over the floor, and Orange Grove, Organic
Chocolate made from only natural ingredients, several mounds of normal milk chocolate, and ooooooh Tim-Tam's!!!! Ptolemy loved
those!! And there's more!! Wow, how much chocolate have you eaten these days? Ummmm…lets see….more M&M's and Hershey's
and, eugh, is that dark chocolate???? That stuff is nasty, and it comes from someone who has never eaten chocolate before. Ptolemy told
me. Nat are you even listening to me? I don't just talk to hear my voice you know! Nat! Nathanial? Oh Holy Ra……" The boy was
literally standing in a puddle of his own drool. Staring at me. I usually get that reaction from single men when I walk down the streets as
that virgin girl from Rome. " Nat, your drooling at me here. Uuuhh I don't want to have to clean that up! Nathanial!!!" I made my voice
very, very, very loud. So loud that it caused a mini earthquake in all of Europe. (oops) "NATHANIAL!!"
That got some reaction out of him. Finally!
"Huh, what??? Oh. Bartimaeus I charge you to bring me 10 kilos of the best chocolate the world has to offer. No, I don't care how you
get it, just get me some. You see, I've become rather fond of chocolate."
I looked around. "I noticed……. Why is your room covered in chocolate wrappers?"
"I already told you; I've become rather fond of chocolate."
"Hmmm….but have your ever heard of hygiene? You could at least employ and imp to clean you room. You are a magician, or have you
forgotten?"
Nat was getting impatient. "Just go!!"
My insides felt like a jelly right now. Not a pleasant feeling. I gave a great sigh, and spiraled out into the world.
Another job I had to do. And a rather simple one to! A horla could have done it, yet this child summons me to do it. The same
Bartimaues who spoke with Solomon and Ptolemy and could knock down mountains with a single breath, and fly higher than any bird has
ever dared to have flown! I have whirl through the air on a wisp of a cloud, churn up great sand storms with my passing, make castles out
of pure diamond, and lead armies against legions of the dead. And this boy has summoned me to get him chocolate!!!!
The blue jay was getting really mad now. Oh yes I was! Suddenly the birdy stopped and almost crashed and burned into the asphalt
below. I righted myself, feeling giddy with glee. (Giddy with glee…hahaha srry)The kid never said when to return, or where I couldn't go,
did he? I could go anywhere that I wanted to and still be obeying my command wouldn't I?
Yay!! Now, where to go?? Egypt seemed nice, and so did Prague. Ummmm….Australia was a non-magician country, I could go there
and never have to worry about being in disguise. Ever!!! And China, and Germany, and Japan….and I could go fight a while in America
for the rebels if I felt like it! This was like almost being free!!!! Almost. Dang it…..oh well…at least I didn't have to scrub out any toilets
or anything. Hey, I fact this was great!!! I would be of sight seeing, while my evil, poor little master would be back here waiting for big,
mean Bartie to come back with his 10 kilos of chocolate, but he'll have to wait cause I'll be of exploring the world, and he has to wait for
me to come back, cause I'll be as far away from London as possible. Savvy? Yay!!! This rox!!! Off to Egypt!! See Ptolemy, I told you I
would be back.
Me: Yay, 2nd chappie!! Isn't it wonderful?
Bartie: I believe I could fly!
Beezle: Spread my wings and touch the sky!
Bartie: I thought about it every night and day!
Beezle: Spread my wings and fly away!!
Bartie: I beleeeeive I could fl-
Me: (rather badly) Spread my wings and…..
B&B: My ears!!! Oh the torture!! Make her stop pleeeeaaase!!!
Me: I'm not that bad!!!!!!!!!
Bartie: Oh yes you are! Your even worse than Farquarl, and that's saying something really big right there!
Beezle: Mmmmm-hmmm!
Me: (in hysterics) Make sure you review!
Bartie: Review
Beezle: Review
Me: Where's my chocolate??
Bartie: I don't know, why should I know, I have no idea, I didn't eat it, nope, not at all…..
Beezle: uh-oh Bartimaeus if I were you, I'd run right now, she's getting mad.
Me: (steam coming out of da ears) BARTIE, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!(starts chasing Bartie)
Bartie: REEEEVVIIIEEEWWW!!!!!!!!!
Beezle: It's ok Chocogrl! I got you another bar! Stop chasing Bartimaeus and you can have it!! It's ok….calm down…. Make sure you peeps review ok!!
Me: Did someone say peeps??? Gimme!!