And I'm back! In this chapter, they (Harry, Ron, Albus, and Rose) finally read their first fanfiction! And the interrogation isn't like the one in the summary. I couldn't fit the actual interrogation in the word limit, so, I just made a different version. Hope you enjoy! (Oh and thanks for the four reviews! Not five, but close. And I think four reviews is a good number for the first chapter of a person's second fanfiction. Thanks again!)

"Are we ready to go?" Harry whispered to Ron.

"Yes we are. Let's review the plan, shall we?"

"What plan?"

"The plan!"

"We never made a plan!"

"We didn't? Why didn't we?"

"I don't know, maybe because we didn't bother thinking of one?"

"That makes sense…"

"Let's just improvise."

"Fine."

So they parted ways to meet their children. Specifically, one child each.

"Albus?" Harry asked. "Can you come with me for a second?"

Albus, confused, just shrugged and said, "Sure."

So Harry led Albus to Ron, who was already waiting there with Rose.

Harry cleared his throat. "Ron and I are here to discuss something very important with you. We need to know the truth, and we support you no matter what the truth is."

Rose and Albus both looked very confused. "So what do you need to ask us?" Rose asked.

Ron looked awkward. "Well…umm… you see… your uncle and I read a story about people we knew online. On a computer. You, know that thing that your grandfather found?"

Rose nodded her head. "Yes…"

"So, we read a lot of the stories, and they were all accurate. And then we read a story about you and Albus…"

"And?"

"You know, we support you. It may be rather disturbing, and I wish you had told us about it sooner, but we fully support you."

"Dad!" Rose was getting impatient. "What do you want to talk to us about?"

"Are you and Albus in love with each other?" Harry blurted out.

Albus and Rose looked at each other. "WHAT?" they said at the same time.

"Umm… yeah. We read a story where you were in love with each other. And since the other stories were real… we just assumed…. If you two are, again, we support you… Even if it is incest." Ron muttered the last sentence under his breath.

Albus looked from his dad to his uncle. "I assure you, we're not in love with each other. Not in that way. Can we see this website?"

"Of course." said Harry, who looked relieved.

So Harry went to the Weasley's computer, booted it up, went on the internet, and then…

"So this is the website."

Albus and Rose looked at the screen, and burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" Ron asked, confused.

"Dad… This is called fanfiction…."

"Which is?"

"Stories about us and other fictitious stories, made by muggles. I find the site very amusing." Rose said.

"Here, we'll show you that most of the stories are definitely incorrect," Albus said. "Yes. This one should do the trick."

So they settled down and started to read.

A Drarry Oneshot

"Drarry?" Harry asked. "What the hell is that?"

"You'll see dad, you'll see."

Draco sat down at the bar. The war had ended, and the name of the Malfoys was laughed at. No longer did people cringe in fear at it, instead, they laughed and ridiculed it. Draco couldn't go anywhere without being hated and spit at. So he would pull his cloak over his head, and hide out in dingy little bars such as this one.

"Well this is sad…" Ron said. "Although the git does deserve it. If it actually happened to him. I didn't exactly keep in touch with him after the war."

"And Scorpius told me and Albus that his dad never talks about what happened to the family right after the war." Rose said.

His life was made even more miserable by the fact that the only thing he wanted right now was unattainable. There was absolutely no hope for it. It made his heart break.

"This is odd…" Harry said.

He turned around and groaned. Just his luck. The little green eyed beauty just had to come here. Please don't recognize me. Please don't recognize me. he thought. Of course, Harry had to recognize him.

"What?" Harry sputtered. "Since when does Draco Malfoy have a crush on me? This is completely outrageous!"

"Told you not everything on this website is true. Although it is fun to see your reaction, dad. Trust me, this gets worse."

"You look familiar…" Harry said to him. "But I can't place it." Please don't place it. Draco thought.

"Soo.." he said, trying to sound casual. "What brings you to this place?"

"Getting away from the crowds. I'm sick of people only liking me for killing Voldemort, not for me. I also broke up with Ginny. Turns out she was only dating me for the fame.

"WHAT?"

"Dad, remember that Fanfiction isn't always real."

"So," Harry said. "What brings you here?"

"Well, no one really likes me, and the one person that I like would never like me in a million years."

"Ah… Unrequited love. I can relate to that. There's this one guy that I like who would never like me back."

"You're gay?" Draco asked, incredulous.

Harry sighed. "Yes, yes, the boy who lived is bi. Not gay though. You have a problem with that?"

"No, no." Draco said quickly. "Just didn't expect it."

"Eh. You reacted better than the few other people who I told."

"SINCE WHEN AM I GAY/BI?"

"So who do you like?" Draco asked tentatively.

"Can you keep a secret?" Draco nodded his head a bit too eagerly. Harry gave him an odd look, and then continued. "I like Draco Malfoy."

"WHAT? I DO NOT LIKE DRACO MALFOY! I RESPECT HIM, I BELIEVE HE CHANGED AFTER THE WAR AND STUFF, BUT I MOST DEFINENTLY DO NOT LIKE DRACO MALFOY!"

Ron looked amused. "Calm down Harry. As Albus said, this isn't real."

Draco gasped. Could it be? "Really?"

"Yep."

"Well… I have a surprise for you. I know that Draco likes you."

"How?"

"Because I am Draco." And at that he took off his hood and kissed Harry.

Fin

"THAT WAS HORRIBLE TRASH!"

Albus looked smug. "Told you not everything on this website is true."

Ron looked confused. "But how did muggles learn about us?"

Rose looked at her dad. "Did you not hear yet? Abelard Decker, that Department of Mysteries dude, wrote out your story for the Ministry of Magic to publish and give to wizarding families, but he dropped all his papers on a train. Amuggle picked them up, and like that, your story got published. No harm done, cause the muggles think it's fantasy. They love the Harry Potter series. In fact, they like it so much, they made movies, I think."

Ron looked at his daughter. "ARE YOU SERIOUS? THAT IS SO COOL! Wait. Who plays me. Does he look as handsome as me. Cause I don't want muggles getting the wrong image of me."

"The actors look fairly like you. Abelard did a good job on describing you in the books."

"That's good."

Harry, who had finally emerged from his ranting said, "Just you wait Ron Weasley. I will find a story about you that humiliates you. And then you will be… humiliated! Yes! Ha!"

Ron shook his head. "Your way with words awes me."

"Shut up. "

Albus looked at the two adults. "So should we read another one tomorrow?"

"Yes," Harry said. "And we have to bring in Hermione and Ginny and everyone in the family to see Ron get humiliated."

"Okay then. I'll find a really messed up story about Ron." Albus said.

"Great. See you tomorrow guys!" Harry said as Ginny shouted from downstairs, "We're leaving!"

Hope you enjoyed it! Oh, and please don't take offense to my version of how Harry Potter was made. I really do believe that J.K Rowling wrote Harry Potter through her genius of a brain, but I had to create a different version for the story. Please review! (It makes me update faster)