Chapter 2- Portal Hopping
BTW: This is the sequel to Kingdom Hearts: A Whole New World. Read it if you want to understand the beginning of this one.
Sora jumps into his portal. He decides to search for Roxas and winds up in Olympus Coliseum.
Sora: Hey Roxas. What are you doing here?
Roxas: I was training. What are you doing here?
Sora: Well I'm trying to find 4 party members to fight some bad guys.
Roxas: Can I join?
Sora: Sure.
(Final Fantasy fanfare) Roxas joined Sora's party.
Sora: So what can you do?
Roxas: Everything you can do but I have two Keyblades. I'm stronger but your magic is better.
Sora: So where are Auron, Cloud and Hercules?
Roxas: Auron and Cloud read something amazing and left. Hercules is on trial for steroid charges.
Sora: Guess there's no one to ask here?
Roxas: Unless you want to ask Meg or Phil.
Sora: Why does my hollow shell have to be a wise ass?
Roxas: OATH TO OBLIVION! (Roxas slashes Sora with his Keyblades and forms a cross…cheesy I know)
Sora wakes up moments later.
Roxas: See Sora? Nobodies are the sombodies you don't mess with.
Sora: No more empty shell comments.
Roxas: Ok. Now let's go find some characters.
Sora: Let's get Leon, Aerith and Yuffie. (A portal appears)TO HOLLOW BASTION! (Jumps into a portal)
Roxas: Wait Sora! We need to…Whatever time to go. (Jumps into the portal)
Sora appears in Merlin's hose at Hollow Bastion. Cid and Merlin are home.
Merlin: My my Sora. How did you get in?
Sora: (explains the story) So where are Leon, Aerith and Yuffie?
Merlin: Well Leon got some announcement and ran off. Aerith and Yuffie were taken by another portal hopping teenager.
Roxas: Wonder who has Cloud, Auron, Leon, Aerith and Yuffie?
In Sora's imagination….
Riku: Hey Aerith how about you heal my HP with your magic if you know what I mean.
Aerith: Yes Master Riku. (Places her tits on Riku's face)
Riku: Yuffie. Look alive. Let's see your ninja powers at work.
Yuffie: Of course Master Riku. (Starts sucking his cock)
In reality…
Roxas: Sora I doubt that…
Sora: (Interrupts) Wait now for the guys. (His eyes bleed) MY GIRLFRIEND IS CHEATING ON ME! (Starts crying and cutting himself with his Keyblade)
Roxas: OATH TO OBLIVION! (Knocks some sense into Sora) Now who can we recruit as a character?
Cid: Well if you guys need some muscle then I…
Sora: (interrupts) Tifa is my teacher at home. She would just wind up giving me homework. Or she's in Riku's orgy. Maybe I'll get Donald and Goofy.
Roxas: Wait Sora. We can hop to any video game or anime. Don't just use Kingdom Hearts worlds. Our team needs a strength/speed character, a long-range character and a mage/healer.
Cid: Well, I am pretty strong and I have a spear so…
Sora: (Interrupts) Let's try Zidane from Final Fantasy 9. (Jumps into a portal)
Roxas: He's starting to think but did he forget about the other characters in that game? (Follows)
How will their search for characters go? Will they just wind up losing characters to Riku and Kairi? Are they really having orgies right now? Find out on the next chapter…I think.