Ministra magistra Lyrical Nanoha

Omake 1: the archeologist

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Yuuno Scrya couldn't believe his luck, first the extremely dangerous artifacts that he had found got out because of a malfunction, not wanting to seem incompitant he chased after the artifacts without any of his older coleagues that were supervising him, only to find out that the trip to earth sucked out more power than he originally thought, and was now marooned on a strange planet in the form of a ferret...

Nearby Nanoha Takamachi and her two friends were doing something that would change there lives forever "tails… we don't go through the park" Suzuka said putting the coin she had just flipped indo her dress pocket and continuing to walk with Nanoha and the now pouting Arisa… while instead a paraplegic girl rolled through the park on her way home from the store. Hey you guys asked about Yuuno and Fate T

Note 1: Fateful baritone

When Nanoha got back from cram school that night the first thing she noticed was the kneeling figure in her doorway and the awkward faces from all of her family, and next was the fact that it was the exact same boy as earlier "oh hello again…"

"Hello master, I trust your current incarnation is satisfactory" the white haired boy said with a completely straight face and a monotone.

Everyone else present looked at the boy with narrowed expressions ranging from disaproval (Nanoha's father, mother and brother) to disbelief (Miyuki) before the boy spoke again saying "would you like me to get you a cup of coffee as you brief me on the next step in the plan".

"Um I'm sorry but you seem to have mistaken me for someone else mister…"

"Fate"

"Fate, thank you… I have no idea who you are or why you call me master" Nanoha said with a nervous look.

Fate's face remained straight as he customarily walked a full circle around Nanoha "your Name is Nanoha Takamachi age 9 correct?"

Nanoha gave a blank look and nodded

"And are your two closest friends Suzuka Tsukimura and Arisa Bannings?"

Annother nod

And that your family is the masters of the Fuwa-ryuu school of swordsmanship… formerly known as the true Shinmeiryuu demon slaying style of assasination and sword arts on your father's side?"

The entire Takamachi family flinched at the boy's supprising accuracy.

"Is that true everyone? "

Nanoha's father looked at the boy with an intense gaze before saying "Nanoha go inside the house… I need to talk to this boy.

Nanoha awkwardly walked past the boy and the rest of her family into her house.

Shiro Takamachi was a powerful man but something about the boy was unsettling to him "so… any reason behind seeking out my youngest daughter and looking up my family's less savory history?"

Fate raised his eyebrow a full 2 milimeters "honestly Shiro I am honestly supprised that you forgot about the Cosmo Entelechia…"

Shiro's face paled "Primum?"

"No Primum is my previous incarnation… I am Tertium" Fate responded flicking a piece of lint from his shirt.

"I see… so she actually finished the reincarnation spell… and you actually used it" Shiro's eyes narrowed "and now you want my daughter to… no you asked Nanoha about her current…" Shiro choked on his words.

"Yes your daughter is the current incarnation of our master… the second Lifemaker"

Shiro's eyes widened as his pupils shrunk to the size of a pen point.

"It is actually verry fitting really... you were always the one who followed her most loyaly" Fate informed looking Shiro in the eyes which he returned without flinching "you even Named her after one of her favorite aliases".

"And you want her to follow in her previous incarnation's footsteps?"

"Not against her will of course, I will faithfully follow her orders to the letter just as I followed my previous master"

Shiro paused "so you wish to serve my daughter… okay, under one condition"

Fate nodded

"My daughter is not to be informed of the existance of magic no matter the cost unless something groundbreaking happens like a giant oni attacks her… or she meets the son of Nagi Springfield and the daughter of Konoe Eishun… and she must have a pactio with him… or she meets the missing twilight imperial princes and Dark Evangel within 1 hour of one annother… or if Nanoha starts wanting a pet unicorn"

"I see then master is unaware of her power… your conditions are wholly acceptable and reasonable… I will accept all except the one about the unicorn… too unlikely".

"Okay then, welcome to my home Fate and know that if you touch Nanoha in any sort of inappropriate way… I hope that Quartum is smarter than you" Shiro threatened as he walked in with the white haired pretty boy close behind.

Walking into the living room the first thing Fate noticed was the saccarine closeness in the family to at least one member of the opposite gender… the second being that Nanoha was making up for 9 years of lacking said member of the opposite sex since she realized that he wasn't verry good at eating with chopsticks "here Fate-kun say ahhhh" (without any sort of subtlety whatsoever) Fate took the piece of chicken in his mouth and chewed neatly, trying and failing to ignore Nanoha's verry cute giggling every time "so Fate-kun what brings you to Uminari anyways?" Nanoha asked stopping mid food scoop.

"I'm actually here because I have nowhere else to go since I don't have any parents" Fate responded bluntly.

Nanoha looked at Fate with a mix of curiosity and sadness "oh… okay sorry that I brought it up… what can I do to make it up to you?"

"You-" Fate didn't get to finish before Nanoha placed a piece of chicken into his mouth.

"Sorry… you probibally can't think of anything while you're eating just let me help you eat"

Fate felt something well up within himself with supprising speed… not fear, not happiness, not even worry… nope the emotion that went through his mind was refered to as choking… something that Nanoha noticed instantly as she stopped giving him food and began giving him his coffee all while apologizing to the poor albino boy for every bit of it.

20 awkward minutes later

Fate begun to relax as the horror that was his masters newest incarnation had finally gone to sleep prompting him to ask "what in Nanoha's name was that?"

"Using Nanoha's name in lieu of saying 'god'… odd" Momoko commented petting Chamo in her lap "and that would be what we like to call 'full power, ultimate destruction' in this house… something that Nanoha tends to do when she finds something she wants to do".

"Ultimate destruction?" Fate mused "wait wasn't that…" Fate paused.

"my husband's favorite saying back in his Cosmo Entelechia days" Momoko finished causing both Fate and Chamo to tense up "yes I do know about magic… the only one who doesn't in our family is Nanoha… mostly because if she did she would be the object of her own philosophy and most likely get herself killed".

Fate and Chamo both tensed again, this time Fate noticed Chamo's reaction and frowned "then it's safe to assume that the ermine is the familiar of someone in this house.

Momoko stopped petting Chamo "familiar?"

Fate nodded.

"No clue what that means but he belongs to an overseas friend of Nanoha's" Momoko responded.

"Ah… may I see the Ermine please?" Fate asked before Momoko handed Chamo to him and Fate went to his newly appointed room with the white rodent.

Chamo only had a second to wonder what the boy was going to do before Fate's grip tightened "ow ow ow! Stop squeezing me I might be a familiar but I still bruise".

Fate looked at the rodent with murderous intent "so it appears that the famous 'Chamo the perv' has resurfaced in the home of my master…"

"Chamo the p-p-p-perv… wait a minute, there is only three people in the world who know that name… do you by any chance know a strikingly beautiful woman named Shinobu Tsukimura?"

"No but I do believe that master is aquanted with her younger sister"

"Well shit…"

"Right… isnt she the one who turned you into an Ermine in the first place for stealing her panties and trying to seduce her sister?"

"yes"

"Then you'd better explain why you are here before I inform Miss Tsukimura of your location" Fate threatened looking at the helpless animal with a murderous glare".

Chamo dropped a cold sweat "seriously… why does everyone I meet named Fate threaten me like that?"

Fate glared more.

"Okay okay… I'm actually looking after the little girl for my Aniki's friend back overseas… she aparently has some crazy power that if not kept in check will go crazy and make the wrong choices in life because of it… though considering what ive just found out I doubt that she will learn about her power any time… uh oh" Chamo paused a moment.

Fate felt a hint of nervousness well up in his gut "what was the 'uh oh' for?"

"I slipped the little lady a magic ring under her pillow that acts as an automatic pactio circle"

"…perhaps this would be a good time for you to start running because knowing my master she will most likely tell her friends about magic bringing you up as well prompting Suzuka to know whare you are" Fate reported walking towards Nanoha's room "unless you can help me retrieve the ring from her room".

"Nuh uh… I'm not allowed into Nanoha's room at all when she is in there"

"Useless rodent…" Fate let Chamo skimper off before opening Nanoha's door and entering her room as quietly as he could and walked toward the occupied bed, and was instantly thankful that Nanoha was not sleeping on her pillow, getting down on one knee to obtain easier access to under the pillow he pulled out a small ring box thatwas under it, releasing a breath he was unaware he had been holding.

Naturally by Murphy's Law (and canon) that was the exact time Nanoha was woken up by a voice saying 'help me' in her head.

The first thing Nanoha saw when she woke up was Fate, the boy who had been calling her 'master' since she had gotten home kneeling on one knee with a box in his hand. Grabbing the box from the boy (who was making a verry good statue impression) she opened the box to reveal… a beautiful diamond ring with the phrase 'saecula saeculorum' written on the inside and seemed to have been cast from pure gold with several smaller and less valuable stones throughout… due to Nanoha's overseas partner she knew that the phrase 'saecula saeculorum' 'meant forever and ever' in latin and from the movie she had seen the other day Nanoha blushed and began to panic "okay Nanoha if any of that alleged airheadedness Arisa pointed out the other day exists at all then you should mis-understand this situation… so go with your second guess… so my mind is saying that Fate-kun is wishing me goodnight and dropped his mother's engagement ring and is retrieving it… so go with my second thought… he is madly in love with me since he saw me this morning and is proposing to me… because we're soulmates" Nanoha went red at the implications and began to look at the boy's mysterious grey eyes and began getting lost in them "maybe I shoud get a map… and let him down gently" Nanoha cleared her thoaght but looked at the boy in front of her and responded with "yes"against her previous thoughts "but we don't tell my parents about this until we're of age got it" Nanoha responded not thinking and completely missing the point.

Fate could only think of a single thought "why is she saying yes?"

Author's note

Welcome readers and potential reviewers to the fun filled and severely canon-welding first chapter

First I'll bring some reasons for some things, first is the crazy force feeding Nanoha… this is something that I like to put into Nanoha stories because it fits for her character she does everything to her full abilities and as such helping a boy who is having trouble folllows suit, second 'Chamo the perv' will have somewhat of a role bigger than his role in Negima, third I love vampire Suzuka sue me if you want, fourth I did say that this story is Nano/Fate but this story is crossed over with Negima so harem elements will appear every so often and thus the 'mistaken proposal plot kickoff' is a must.

Omake: Yuuno's harem begins

Yuuno couldn't believe his eyes when he first saw it, the girl who had picked him up earier that day was not only a verry powerful mage but had guardian protectors… three 'babes' as his cousin Makoto would put it and annother noteworthy addition being the hammer loli… and thus when the jewel seed was sealed by Hayate he was taken to the wheelchair bound girl's home… he would later walk in on Vita changing clothes.