Perhaps I should describe myself to you: short, on the fat side, mousy brown hairy, grazel eyes, lumpy nose, and so many zits you couldn't tell where they stopped and my skin began. I am on the school honor roll and chess club. I have a few friends, most as dorky as I am. Nice parents, only child. Basically the exact opposite of a Mary Sue, I've always prided myself in the aspect. My name is Sarah Eusyram , odd, I know.

I sat there for a minute trying to get what the elleth had just told me through my brain, "Elrond...food...book…clothes?" My mind was running in circles. I slowly stood up. "Food, food first; Then clothes," I pulled out a sky blue dress and absently pulled it on. "Then….Elrond….Elrond!" I almost fainted. But I figured, "If I'm going to be here for awhile, then I might as well….go". So with what I thought was a confident face, I stepped out into the hall.

Luckily an extremely handsome elf was walking past. "I…um…well. Where's Lord Elrond?"

"Down the hall milady"

"That went relatively well" I thought to myself. I continued down the hall until I reached a massive door. I wasn't particularly sure of what to do next, so I timidly knocked on the oaken doors.

"Come in"

I walked into the room (which happened to be Lord Elrond's study) sitting in a semi circle around Lord Elrond's desk were: Lord Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, and Gandalf. They sat there looking at me for, what seemed, eternity. Just as I was considering leaving, maybe I was in the wrong room, Elrond spoke: "Who are you? And where are you from?"

"umm…well, I'm Sarah Eusyram, and I'm from Cali….I mean…I'm kind of from another world", I stammered I realized how stupid this sounded and continued, " I mean, I'm not form here , I opened my eyes and, Walla! I'm here, I have proof! I know all your names! Elrond, Elladan, Elroh..."

"Stop!" Elrond boomed, "What is this? Another world? How do you know our names?"

Here I was stuck, was I supposed to tell them about how famous they were? About my book? "In my world there is a book that tells all about the wars of the ring." Collective gasps went around the room, I didn't heed them and went on, "and the fellowship, I know about the council and… wait what year is it? Has, has Glorfindel left to search for Frodo yet? Has Boromir arrived?"

Elladan spoke up, "father that is what I came to tell you: a man called Boromir is headed here through the gap of Rohan ." "Do you really know the future, lass?" Erestor spoke up.

"Yes, Yes I do" I said "you will…"

"Hush Child!" Gandalf said, "If what she says is true, then she can't tell us, not one word! What if things went a way they weren't supposed to? She mustn't be allowed to tell us anything, nothing, at all!"

"What about me?" I asked.

"Do you want the pretty answer or the truth?"

"Truth"

"You will be kept here under heavy surveillance, but treated as one of my guests. He boomed now go, my adopted daughter"

Confused I ran to my room where I caught sight of myself in a mirror! I had long golden hair and eyes that changed color with my mood! I had a gignormous chest and my waist was non-existent! I was a freaking Mary-sue! I flung myself out the window to avoid ruining middle-earth even more.