Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Revelations! Today we have a few (laughs) surprises. (laughs crazily) Well anyway grab a coke and some chips and enjoy this special 1 hour episode of Total Drama Revelations!
"Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine," The screen knocks Chris into the lake then goes up the hill and into the water beneath "you guys are on my mind!" Jacob is seen in a tug of war with a shark over a fish then they both let go flying backwards in different directions the fish goes to the top of the water. "You ask me what I wanted to be," Candice and Jeremy are staring into each other's eyes while on a surfboard when an eagle grabs the fish and flies into the sky. "now I think the answer is plain to see," The eagle drops the fish into the forest which lands in between Chloe, Maeve, Susan, and Kryshonda causing them all to run away from it. " I want to be famous! I want to live close to the sun," The screen shows Phineas reading a blueprint while going over a waterfall in a raft "So pack your bags cause I've already won!" The raft is about to land on a log but it hovers then flies away "Everything to prove nothing in my way," The screen zooms into the kitchen where Chef Hatchet is stirring s pot of soup with his hands while looking at Ferb and Isabella tied up looking horrified "I'll get there one day!" The screen zooms out to the beach by the dock where Chris is walking up the stairs soaking wet. "Cause I wanna be famous!" The screen goes to the dock where Phineas is getting out of his hover raft only for it to fly away from the dock "Nanana'nanaana nana nana" The screen shows Jacob pop up from the water only to swim away from the shark. "I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!" The screen shows the girls panting from running out of the woods. "I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!" The screen shows the cast circled around a campfire while whistling the theme. Then it shows a sign that says Total Drama Revelations in bright yellow letters.
Chris: Now as for the surprises I promised here they are! ( the camera looks towards a boat with Dawn, Scott (not injured), Baljeet, and Buford) Hey guys! (all get off the boat) Welcome back! And as for Buford and Baljeet welcome for the first time!
Buford: Just put me on the same team as Baljeet and we will be good.
Chris: Nah I like ticking off the cast so Baljeet and Dawn you're on the Diamond Team! As for Scott and Buford you are now on the Emerald Squad!
Baljeet: Thank you SO much!
Buford: You're going down Chris!
Jacob: (walks up from behind Chris) Who are THEY!
Chris: Well Buford and Scott are on your enemies team and Baljeet and Dawn are on your team!
Jacob: Well that's pleasant. (looks at Dawn)
Dawn: Hey your ora is very open like a book.
Jacob: Wait what! That means… (runs away)
Baljeet: What was that about?
Scott: I've seen that look and run before. He likes Dawn.
Dawn: I doubt it. He wasn't very open about it if he does.
Scott: Seriously Dawn? It was pretty obvious cause he ran away when you said his "ora" was an open book.
Buford: I don't know about you guys but I don't like the like talk. (leaves to cabin)
Scott: Well I'm with him bye bye. (waves fake waves as he goes to his cabin)
Baljeet: Looks like it's just us he he. (both walk to cabins)
Chris: Well that was interesting. Anyway lets go check on the-
Confession Cameras
Jacob: That was embarrassing enough without having to run out of there.
Dawn: I need to read Jacob's ora more now that I think he likes me.
End confession cams
Chris: Alright next person who cuts me off will be in big (see's camera) Now let's go check on the campers!
At the mess hall
Chris: Alright listen up! Follow me to the dodge ball court for today's challenge!
Jacob: (to team) Alright guys we need a team captain for our team.
Phineas: I nominate you Jacob.
Jacob: Really?
Candice: Yeah you basically led us to victory yesterday.
Kryshonda: Yeah not to mention you answered each embarrassing question at ease!
Jacob: Thanks. It wasn't that hard.
Dawn: I saw that hey Jacob could I talk to
Jacob: NO! (runs outside)
Confession cameras
Jacob: There is no way that I am letting Dawn read my ora what…ever…that…is…
Dawn: I don't know why Jacob is so self-conscious about his ora.
End confession cams
Chris: Anywho lets go now!
At the dodge ball court
Jacob: (his team is on the left of the glass court and the Emerald Squad is on the right side of the court) Good luck you are going to need it!
Chris: He are the rules: If you get hit you are out, if you catch the ball the person who threw it is out and you can bring in a member of the team, finally if you have a ball you can deflect the enemy balls with it. Any questions? Good!
Chef: Starting now! (blows whistle)
Jacob: Everyone aim for a different person! (dodges Chloe's throw) Nice try! (jumps up 3 inches) Whoa close call! (throws his ball and hits Chloe straight in the face causing her to hit the back of her head on the wall which makes her fall flat on her face) Oops sorry.
Chef: (Blows whistle and points to Chloe and then points to the bench)
Jacob: Uh should someone help her? (gets hit in the head) Ouch.
Chef: (blows whistle and points to Jacob then points to the bench)
Jacob: God D***IT! (all gasp but Chris and Chef) Alright then do me proud guys! (sits out)
Dawn: Alright let's do this. (throws 2 different balls hitting Scott and Susan)
Chef: (blows whistle pointing to Scott then Susan and then points to the bench)
Scott: Dang it. (both sit out)
Ferb: (throws 4 balls at once hitting all the Diamonds left)
Chris: One point for the Emeralds!
Cuts to 3 rounds over
Chris: Looks like it's neck and neck with the game tied at 2-2 and only 1 member of each team left!
Jacob: Sorry Susan but you got to go down! (throws 2 balls from each hand)
Susan: (dodges all of them and then throws) Not today!
Jacob: (catches the ball) Yes today. (all the Diamonds cheer)
Chris: The Diamond Team Wins! Which means the Emeralds will be sending someone home. (looks at the knocked out Chloe on the benches) Um someone help her get to her bed.
Confession Cameras
Chloe: I didn't even know I was out until the bonfire ceremony.
Susan: Chloe was out cold from Jacob's hit for almost 24 hours.
End Confession Cams
At the Emerald cabin
Susan: Who are we sending home?
Jeremy: I think it should be Scott because of what he did in his season of Total Drama.
Scott: I think it should be Falling Beauty over there. I mean who knows how long she is going to be out cold?
Susan: You have a point.
Buford: All I have to say is that if you all vote for me I will get you!
At the bonfire ceremony
Chris: At a normal camp marsh mellows represent a delicious treat used at the bonfire while telling ghost stories but her at Total Drama they represent life and death who wins or who loses the game. First up Susan. (she gets her marsh mellow) Then Jeremy. (He gets his) Buford. (he ungratefully snatches it out of Chris' hand) Okay. Ferb. (he silently makes his way to Chris then takes the marsh mellow) Scott. (Scott grabs his then sits down) Sorry Chloe even though you can't hear me, you are voted off.
Chloe: (wakes up) Where am I?
Susan: Going home sorry Chloe.
Chloe: (looks at her) Who are you? (Chef takes her to the boat)
Chris: Well so far the places are Maeve in 14th place and Chloe in 13th place! I can't wait till tonight!
Susan: Why?
Chris: Cause that's when the next challenge starts!
All: WHAT!
Chris: Yep. It's an awake-a-thon!
That Night
Chris: Alright here are the rules: No sleeping if you sleep for more than half a second you are out! (all gasp while Chris laughs) Now we begin…NOW!
Jacob: Alright guys keep up the chatter to stay (hears snoring) What the? (looks over shoulder to see Candice sleeping) Alright were down 1 camper so we need to step up our game!
24 hours later with the screen showing the sun rise then lower
Chris: We are 24 hours into our competition with only 1 Diamond Jacob and 3 Emeralds Ferb, Susan, and Scott! Time to step up our game. (pulls case out from the wooden podium he was standing behind) I love my job! (pulls out a tranquilizer gun)
Jacob: That isn't fair!
Chris: Life isn't fair dude! (shoots Scott in the butt)
Susan: Hey we were finally (gets shot in the arm and mumbles non understandable words before collapsing)
Ferb: (raises hand but lowers it when he sees Chris aim for him)
Chris: Smart move silent dude.
Jacob: His name is Ferb for your imformation!
Chris: Your defending the other team?
Jacob: That's right I am and if you have a problem with it then you need to take it up with him because he can speak for himself!
Chris: Wow you realize you just undermined your own statement right?
Jacob: Oh yeah I am just tired.
Chris: Alright then I would tranquilize you but I am out of darts. (laughs) Time to see who will win! We'll see after the break on Total Drama Revelations.
The screen goes black then back into the show
Chris: Welcome back! When you left off it was Jacob against Ferb in the awake-a-thon. It is now 72 hours into the challenge and it looks like Ferb Wins! Jacob just fell asleep from exhaustion! So Jacob get up man! (he moans) Come on I have your team here meet us at the bonfire in 5!
Jacob: Ugh. (looks over at Ferb who has just fallen over in exhaustion aswell) How you doing dude?
Ferb: (gives a thumbs up the a thunbs down)
Jacob: Heh well see you later then. (he gets up and goes to the campfire)
At the campfire
Chris: Well obviously Jacob gets a marsh mellow (tosses him one but it hits him in the head) Okay then Candice, Isabella, Phineas, Kryshonda, and Dawn. Sorry Baljeet but you are going home.
Baljeet: Aw man.
Jacob: Sorry dude but you sat out the whole time during the dodge ball game.
Candice: Yeah, and I just really think your a little creepy. Sorry.
Baljeet: No problem. (sighs)
Chris: Dock of shame is that way bro. (points to the dock) Get moving!
On the boat
Baljeet: I guess I could have tried just a little at the dodgeball game but I am not very athletic. (sighs) I guess it's back to Danville for me.
On the dock
Chris: Well this episode has been full of lots of laughs and akward moments but I think the best moment was one that wasn't shown. So here it is!
The screen goes black then shows another shot of the dodgeball game and Jacob jumps in front of Dawn making the ball hit him in his sweet spot then falling flat on his face with everyone laughing but Dawn she knelt beside him and whispered something in his hear very quietly then stands up.
Chris: Lets have an instant replay!
The screen goes to when Jacob jumped then slowly played the clip then paused when it hit his spot.
Chris: (laughs madly) That is too funny (wipes tear from eye) anyway (keeps laughing while talking) we'll see you next time on Total Drama Revelations! (Starts a very long laughing fit falls into the lake from laughter)
The screen then replays the previously unseen scene of the dodgeball game over and over again.