Authors notey thingy: This shall be my first story on this story, I hope you all shall enjoy it, and give me fair and honest reviews. If you wish for me to add anything (ie: new character) drop me a personal message to ensure I receive it. Your requests can get lost in reviews so it would be best to send me a personal message. Thanks.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

"Kommandant, what shall we do for spring break? We need something to do or we'll rot." Packers, the 7.5cm Panzerabwehkanone 40 said, standing up from his chair.

"I don't know, Mauler, what do you think is a good idea for fun?" Zerb, a Panzerbüchse 39 said, looking at the half eaten pizza slice in his hand.

"Well, the girl's school isn't on break yet, how's about we go take them over? Those small caliber bitches won't stand a chance against the likes of us, No?" Mauler, the Mauser 1918 T-Gewehr suggested, earning a nod of approval from Zerb.

"That's it! We'll take that school and stomp those small caliber girls into scrap! Flanders, I want you to set up a base at the front gate of the school at noon during their classes, and block all entrances." Zerb said, watching Flanders fumble with the pizza box on his lap. Flanders was somewhat bigger than the others, as he was a 8.8cm Flak 36 anti aircraft gun.

"Da, Kommandant." Flanders said with a salute.

"And set Whir and Zwill at posts in the courtyard of the school, tell them to fire upon anybody they see." Zerb said, pointing to the bulking forms of Whir and Zwill who were asleep on the floor covered in pizza boxes.

"Do we really need the 128mm guns that close to the school? What if they have grenade launchers? Kommandant, can you trust those two knuckleheads to not fire unless there are targets? What if they get the idea that the school building is a target?" Packers asked.

"If they do fire upon the school building then so be it. I haven't had to fight in ruined buildings for years. Packers, you and Mauler shall cover the knuckleheads from the roof of the high school, they are on break so it'll make it a lot easier to infiltrate and set up there." Zerb said slamming his fist on the table. "Now get a move on! We only have a week to take over their school! Kill anything that stands in your way!"

"Yes Kommandant!" All but Whir and Zwill said. Those two were still asleep.

xxxxxxxxxxxx

"Shit, I'll have to warn them." GoGo said as he was listening in on the entire conversation. He was a Boys antitank rifle mk1 .55 inch. "Tom, set up a post on the top of the middle school, make sure you are unseen."

"Yes sir." Tom said, walking out of the room quickly. He took a longtime to set up as he was a 155mm gum M1 Long Tom.

xxxxxxxxxxxx

Authors note: there you have it, hope you are enjoying the story thus far.