A/N: In the last update. Donnie adopted Grumpy Cat from the pet store, and now he thinks he's adopted a new friend, but what he really adopted was a large bundle of 'I don't care', 'No', and 'Whatever'. So, this is where we left off. Enjoy!
Donnie P.O.V.
I walked out of the store with Grumpy in my arms and we went into the elevator.
"Elevators? Really? Why can't we take the stairs?" Grumpy said to me. I'm so glad dad had his headphones on, listening to 'Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch' or whatever old-school music he listens to, or else he would have freaked about over hearing Grumpy talk.
"It's faster, not to mention stairs are too tiring" I said to her, to get her to see why we took the elevator.
"Haven't you seen the movie 'Devil'? The one where those people get trapped in an elevator to be killed by Satan? What if that's us next?" Grumpy asked over exaggerating with her frown still in-tact.
"That was just a movie. If we were to get stuck..." I said but Grumpy cut me off.
"We'd all kill one another and eat each other alive? Oh boy, a Donner Party re-enactment in an elevator" Grumpy joked. Man, this cat had a cruel and mean sense of humor.
"No, I was gonna say the maintenance workers will save us. Not to mention there is a button on the elevator to press in case we do get stuck" I said. We then exited the elevator and walked to the parking lot. I got into the backseat and had Grumpy sit on my lap.
"Why do I have to sit on your lap? You're not a James Bond villain or anything" Grumpy said squinting her eyes. I just rolled my eyes and responded to her.
"Because I don't want you tearing up the seats. Dad doesn't like it when we trash his car" I replied.
"Well can I at least tear your jeans up?" Grumpy asked.
"Heck no! I'm not gonna ride home from the mall in my underwear. That's too embarrassing" I said to Grumpy while blushing.
"Wait, you've come home from someplace in your underwear before?" Grumpy asked.
"Can we just forget about it?" I asked Grumpy while my face got redder.
"No, tell me what happened" Grumpy insisted.
"I don't wanna talk about this right now. I'll tell you when we get home, I promise" I said, trying to get Grumpy to shut her mouth.
"Now! Tell me now!" Grumpy growled.
"Okay okay fine! A bully stole my pants during gym class hid them somewhere in the school. The nurse didn't have any back-up clothes and I couldn't use anything from lost and found, so dad brought me home in my underwear. Happy?" I explained. Maybe Grumpy would shut up after I told her this.
"I'm a cat of my word, I promise not to say anything else until we get home" Grumpy said lying her head down in my lap. My face went back to normal, no longer red from embarrassment.
"Are you a boxers or briefs kid?" Grumpy asked. I growled and began blushing again.
(A fifteen minute drive from the mall, later)
As soon as we got home, I took Grumpy out the car and walked into the house.
"Guys! I'm home!" I called out.
"Hey nimrod, I'm in your arms. I'm so close to your mouth and your yelling almost made me go deaf" Grumpy said with a squint.
"Sorry" I said. I kinda felt silly that I was apologizing to a talking cat. I then saw my younger brother Mikey walking down the stairs wearing a white tank top, and black shorts. He must have been getting ready for tennis practice while dad and I were at the mall.
"Oh, who's the cutsey wootsie kitty?" Mikey asked getting closer to Grumpy. Grumpy obviously didn't like how my brother talked to her like that, because she hissed at him.
"Woah!" he shouted backing away from Grumpy and I.
"Sorry, she doesn't like baby talk" I apologized to Mikey.
"It's okay" he said.
"Anyways, I got her at the pet store. Dad took me to the mall to adopt her after he picked me up" I said looking down at Grumpy.
"Oh yeah. How's your nose?" Mikey asked pointing to my nose.
"Well, it stopped bleeding now. I guess it's okay" I replied.
"I'll see you later, Mikey. Good luck at tennis practice" I said walking up to my room. I then put Grumpy down on the carpet and I shut the door.
"Welcome to your new home, Grumpy" I said, wanting to make Grumpy feel welcome in my room.
"This pigsty is your room? There are chemistry sets, 80's teen comedy movies, and motivational posters all over the place. This room has 'Geek' and 'Nerd' written all over it" Grumpy said looking around my room.
"I know it's not much, but you'll get used to it eventually" I said. She then looked at me.
"Yeah, I'm sure that's gonna happen" she said sarcastically to me. She then got up on my messy purple covered bed.
"What is it with you and purple? And when was the last time you made your bed? Seriously, it smells like pizza and sweat" Grumpy said before sniffing the sweat spot on my bed and jumped off the bed and into the desk.
"Try your best not to pee on the desk, I have to do my homework on that" I said to Grumpy.
"I can't make promises I can't keep, Donnie" Grumpy said turning away from me and up to the wall.
"What's with the poster?" Grumpy asked me. I then looked up to see my favorite poster of Walt Disney World and Epcot Center. It was at night and there were fireworks in the sky.
"Oh, that. I haven't been to Disney World since I was eight. What I wouldn't give to go back there" I said sitting down in my office chair staring up at the poster with her.
"Really? That's what you want more than anything? To go back to Disney World to relive old memories when you were little?" Grumpy asked me.
"Well, yeah. When you're a teen sometime you wanna relive the memories that made you happier than anything else when you were little" I explained with a smile.
"Why can't you be normal and ask for an unlimited supply of tuna?" Grumpy asked sarcastically.
"Because I'm allergic to tuna" I said. Yeah, I have a tuna allergy. It clogs my throat up and I get hives, so I keep an Epipen in my bag as a 'Just-in-case' sorta deal.
"Oh, sucks to be you then" Grumpy said as she began licking her paws.
"I know we're getting off to a bad start, Grumpy. But I know we'll be great friends someday" I said with hope in my eyes.
"Believe what you want" Grumpy said rolling over to the other side of me and stared at the blank computer monitor. I really do hope she comes to like it here with me.
"Donnie! Pizza for dinner tonight! Come and get it!" I heard a voice say. It was Leo, he must have come to spend some time with us after spending so much time with Karai.
"I gotta go. I'll bring you some tuna for dinner as soon as I'm done eating okay?" I promised Grumpy before leaving the room.
Normal P.O.V.
"Such a nice kid. Eh, like I care" Grumpy said as she saw Donnie leave out the door and began licking her paws again.
A/N: I know it was a short 'Normal P.O.V.' moment near the end, but I had to find a way for Grumpy Cat to say that at the end of the chapter, because she really doesn't care. So, yeah, Donnie really wants to go to Disney World to relive childhood memories (who wouldn't wanna do that? Disney land/world is awesome!).
More to come in the next update. Please review, thanks!