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Our hero Mario has just arrived in Rogueport. How will the start to this adventure turn out? Read and Find out.
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Mario was on the ship, sleeping, when suddenly, the captain wakes him up.
Captain: Excuse me... Sir? Please wake up, sir! The town you'd been speaking of has come into view. Look! That's Rogueport!
Mario: WOAH! YOU ARE SERIOUS!
Captain: Yes, well anyway, please prepare to disembark...
The ship then reaches Rogueport Harbor.
Captain: I must apologize, sir. Our arrival was delayed just a bit by rough weather... Are you quite sure you want to disembark here? I...did tell you all the sordid tales about Rogueport on our way here, did I not?
Mario: Uh yeah. Princess Peach is waiting for me here.
Captain: Is that so? Er... Of course, sir. Well, if that's what you think, then I won't stop you. But, uh... You be careful, sir! Don't say I didn't warn you!
The ship then takes off as Mario is shown on the deck. Mario roams around the deck, looking for Princess Peach. He then notices Billy sleeping, when he woke up.
Billy: Duhh... Where did my mates go...? Oh yeah, that's right, they left... Errrggg...
Billy then wakes up and sees Mario.
Billy: HEY PLUMBER GUY!
Billy runs straight to Mario.
Mario: Oh hey. What's your name man?
Billy: The name's Billy. So are you the famous Super Mario?
Mario: Sure am.
Billy: OH! I SAW PEACH EARLIER! I THINK SHE WENT TO EXPLORE THE CENTRAL PART OF THIS TOWN!
Billy points to the center part of town.
Mario: Okay! Let's a go!
Billy: Hey! Can I go with you?
Mario: Okay Dokey!
Billy: YEAH BABY!
Mario and Billy head to the central part of town, when suddenly, they heard a shouting noise. It was from a Goomba girl.
Girl: Hey! What do you want?! Get away from me, freak!
A weird-looking man in purple has nearly cornered the girl. There are also two men dressed in white, which look similar to the guy in purple.
Lord Crump: Oh, come off it, you airhead! I know it's tough for you, but don't play dumb with me! I've seen you walking around town asking for information about the Crystal Stars. Well, now I'm doing the asking, so be a good girl and tell us what you know! Right. NOW!
Girl: Never! I don't have anything to say to you creeps! Eww!
Lord Crump: I suppose it wouldn't be right if a sassy little lass like you met with an untimely demise... Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! Boys, we're taking this firebrand to our fortress!
X-Naut #1: As you command, Lord Crump! We're on it!
They all start ganging up on the Goomba girl.
Girl: N-No! Stop right there, you weirdos! I'll scream! Really!
Billy: WE GOTTA SAVE HER!
Mario: ALRIGHT!
They both come to the Goomba girls' rescue, in which she hides behind Mario.
Girl: Like I'd go anywhere with smelly lunatics like you! Hmph! Not likely!
Lord Crump: Whuh? What do you think YOU'RE doing, chump? You think you can screw up my plans?!
Mario: Huh? You talking to me chump?
Lord Crump: BAH! It's always something... Looks like I have to give you a little taste of the old CRUMP-A-BOMB!
Billy: HERE HE COMES!
Girl: GO GET HIM, MR. MAN! BEAT HIM UP!
5 MINUTES LATER...
Lord Crump: Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! OK, you got a couple decent shots in, I'll give you that. But...unfortunately for you...that means... IT'S GO TIME!
A bunch of creatures called X-Nauts appear.
Lord Crump: PUNISH HIM!
The X-Nauts go and attack Mario, but the Goomba girl shows Mario and Billy a way out.
Girl: QUICK! THIS WAY!
The two then follow her.
Girl: Phew! What a bunch of loons! Let's just sneak out of her, what do you say?
Mario & Billy: Agree.
They then snuck away like ninjas.
Lord Crump: Buh-HUUUUUH?! STOPPP!
The X-Nauts then stopped all at once.
Lord Crump: Where'd they go?! Huh? You! Johnson! Did you see them? Did anyone?
The X-Nauts then had a dumb look on all of their faces.
Lord Crump: Uh... Crud! They bolted!
The three made it to the central part of Rogueport.
Goomba girl: Thanks for saving me guys. I've got a reward for the two of you.
She then kissed Mario and Billy on the cheek.
Mario: It's cool.
Billy: Who are you miss... duh?
Goomba girl: My name's Goombella, I go to the University of Goom. Nice to meet you guys. Now who are you guys?
Billy: Name's Billy.
Mario: And I'm the famous Super Mario.
Goombella: WOAH! You're the 'Mario' that goes around, saving the Mushroom Kingdom all the time?
Mario: Yup.
Billy: Hey, you seen a girl around here?
Mario: Yeah. I got this map here.
He got out the Magical Map, and Goombella was surprised.
Goombella: WOAH! YOU HAVE THAT MAP! WHO GAVE THAT TO YOU!?
Mario: Peach.
Goombella: WHAT!?
?: Hey! IT'S MASTER MARIO!
Toadsworth approached them.
Toadsworth: Listen, I've got some bad news. The princess has disappeared.
Mario and Billy: WHAT!?
Toadsworth: That's right. Mario, you are gonna find her and rescue her again, and I'm gonna take a nap in this hotel. Good day dudes, and dudette.
He then heads to the hotel. Goombella looks surprised.
Goombella: WAIT, PEACH SENT YOU THAT MAP!?
Mario: Yup.
Goombella then thought for a moment.
Goombella: COME WITH ME GUYS! I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN CHECK THAT MAP OF YOURS! AND I'M GONNA TRAVEL WITH YOU GUYS!
Mario: Okay.
Billy: I'm gonna travel too. Travelings fun. Tee hee hee...
Mario: Okay, let's go.
BILLY HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY! HE CAN ANNOY PEOPLE TO WERE THEY START GOING MAD! HE CAN ALSO SHOOT BOOGERS FROM HIS NOSE!
GOOMBELLA HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY! SHE CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE ON ANYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW! SHE CAN ALSO HEADBONK FOES!
Mario: Let's a go!
Billy and Goombella: YEAH!
They then strolled through town, while beating up pesky bandits and stuff, they ended up in a house with an old looking Goomba with freaky looking glasses.
Goombella: THERE YOU ARE PROFESSOR FRANKLY!
Frankly: ACK! WHO'S THERE! WHO WANTS ME! Hmm... I remember the Goomba girl... she's... hmm... not Goombriel... not Elizagoom... hrrrrmm...rrrrrrggg... AHA! I REMEMBER! YOUR GOOMBELLA AREN'T YOU, YOU WERE IN MY ARCHAELOGY CLASS LAST YEAR!
Goombella: That's right. GO GOOMBAS!
Frankly: Who are the other two strangers?
Goombella: Mario and Billy sir.
Frankly: Never heard of them. Now anyway, what do you guys want?
Mario: We want you to look at this map we have.
Mario shows him the Magical Map.
Frankly: Ohh. You're looking for the treasure behind the Thousand Year Door huh?
Goombella: That's right.
Frankly: Well what are we doing just standing around like clowns?
Billy: EEEEEKKKKKK! I HATE CLOWNS! THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL!
Frankly: RIGHT, OFF TO THE THOUSAND YEAR DOOR!
Mario: LET'S A GO!
Goombella: YEAH!
Billy: DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
They went down into the sewers, while Billy kept explaining his fear about clowns, by saying "Destroy us all" over and over and over again. Now we continue forward.
That's it for now. Next time, the three heroes find the location of the first crystal star. How will it turn out? Wait 'til then.
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