"I'm your roommate, you know, so you can't act like I don't exist forever."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"I find you very attractive."
"!"
"Oh wow, what a reaction. Need some napkin—"
"What the fuck? Don't … don't say weird shit like that!"
"Ooooh, look at you, you're blushing!"
"I'm not! I'm not blushing! God! I want a new roommate!"
