"I'm your roommate, you know, so you can't act like I don't exist forever."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"I find you very attractive."

"!"

"Oh wow, what a reaction. Need some napkin—"

"What the fuck? Don't … don't say weird shit like that!"

"Ooooh, look at you, you're blushing!"

"I'm not! I'm not blushing! God! I want a new roommate!"