so uhh jesus and satan had a battle. it was a very gr8 battle. so satan said "ill kill u" but jesus said "no" so satan cried in da crner of shame
after satan's timeout (5 min) satan took out a doge and stabbed hope with the doga and jesys died for a minute DOUBPE KILL and then satan stabbed jesus and sme kid shouted O BAHBY A TR1PL3 and everyine clapped bu hope jesus was already fead so h got up and said "wanna be friends" and satan agreed on one confition "wtf is it "i want a chiaki coaokau" and jesus agreed so satan turned into the zuth9r and she wre a chiaki cospkay and hugfed hinata
"im gay" hinats said zo she crid and left the room
"WAIT AUTHOR" "wat" "ISNT DIS ABOUT RELIGION" and den he cried
after that that old dud3 read 5he bible to the class and everyone was bored until BATMAN ENTERED TH R0OM AND SAID "JESUS IS HERE" and everyone was happy until batman kidnapped nagito and eberyone cried because hope jesus isnt the szme as bible jesus
nagit and hinata hugged gayly and kae serinuma smiled and said "omg its perfect" bc why the fuq not
next chapter: dealing with dat old dude