Disclaimer: I don't have the rights to Twilight under my bed, so it's fanfic.
Another superhero graphic tee. Superhero of the day: Batman.
Another day of Slayer being too hard on himself. He wasn't a superhero. High school was not Gotham City. Nor, did he have a butler. Or a McMansion. But he had a villain all to himself—being The Slayer and all.
"C'mon Jazz." That was his sister—Goth Girl (Rosalie)—; she was more popular than him. And smarter. And had more than one friend—even if they were fake.
Slayer stomped in her car—good grades got you a car when you turned sixteen and snakebites, that Slayer had to pay for.
—End Chapter Two of Fangs and Stakes—
A/n: About the Slayer instead of Jasper thing—he's a real Nerd[ward], and he's super obsessed with superheroes, so it's Slayer ['cept in dialogue, but whatever].