Sorry it took me so long to post a new chap. It's been a little crazy and to be honest I completely forgot about it. Now, bitch let's get this party going shall we!

This means black Zetsu is talking-This means white Zetsu is talking

"She cut my fucking head off; this bitch cut my hea-"Okay Hidan, I think we heard you the first time." I said while he continued rambling about this bitch cut off his head. "Kakuzu, could you please sew his head back on and maybe you could shut his mouth while you're at it?" I asked/demanded Kakuzu. Shrugging his shoulders he threw Hidan's body over his right shoulder and picking up his head walked out of the room. Pein walked towards me and looking me in the eyes said "You seem to have good skills, what is your village?" I blinked at him for a minute before chuckling which gradually became hysterical laughing. "I-I'm not from any village! Ha-ha! Wait-could you consider Florida a village on Earth? I mean if you going to talk like a Shinobi I mean." As I pondered this Hansuke came up to me and slapped me in the head. "Oi, BITCH WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" "You're talking to Pein idiot, the leader of Akatsuki!" He whisper yelled at me. "Nah, dip Sherlock!" I rolled my eyes as I said this. At this moment Zetsu steps forward "Perhaps it would be better-If we ate them"

Hansuke looked horrified and screamed "You can't do that, we know stuff!" "SHUT UP, BITCH!" I yelled hitting him in the head…..hard. As he rubbed his injured body part Pein looked all of us up and down before finally answering "No, let's keep them for a while. If they prove to be truly useless then we'll kill them." I scoffed and rolled my eyes "Whatever, I'm Katsue as you already know, this is Hansuke and Amane." Amane stepped forward and grabbed her brother's hand watching my every move. "Very well, Konan can you take them to a room." "Of course." Konan ushered us out of the room and began walking down the hall. We followed after her while I recorded everything with my phone that magically still worked! We finally reached a room and Konan opened the door to reveal a VERY large room that held three of everything, perfect for a room with three people living in it. "I call the bed in the middle!" I screamed while jumping on the bed. "But wait, we're going to need clothes and shit." I said Konan nodded and said "I'll take all of you shopping tomorrow."

With that she left the room leaving us alone. Hansuke took the bed on my right and Amane the one on my left. Before long I could tell they were both asleep, sighing I stood up and left the room. I walked down the halls, trying to get a grasp on the large base when I heard a loud explosion that shook the building. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" My yelling was drowned out by another loud boom. Running to the source of the sound I found Deidara throwing his clay bombs at Tobi. Marching up to Deidara I took his bombs and his clay glaring at the both of them the whole time. "My friends are sleeping, you dim-witted ass-wholes!" Tobi ran away out of the nearest door and Dei-Chan glared at me. "Now, can you be quiet?" I asked him, he responded with a nod. Reluctantly I gave him his stuff back and then realized we were in the living room. I plopped down on the couch next to Kisame and put my feet in his lap. "What are you doing?" He questioned me "Getting comfortable." I said with a yawn before I too succumbed to sleep.

I woke to find myself in my room and Konan standing over me. "Your friends are already up. Come on, we have to get you new stuff." "Mkay..." I groggily replied as she pulled me out of bed and I stumbled after her. Thirty minutes later we were standing outside the base ready to go on a journey! Not! But we were outside the base. "Come on." Konan said to us before she began walking down a path seemingly visible only to her. As we were walking I watched the trees swaying in the breeze and listened to the birds chirping as I thought about home. 'I wonder if mom and dad are worried.' I pondered when I noticed we were in a village. Going into a store we each picked out clothes and toiletries, and other things we wanted. I mean why not, we weren't the ones paying for it. We finally got back to base when the sun was setting. The three of us immediately went to our room. Moving all the furniture to the center of the room we painted the walls black, white, and neon green. The room was black with white and neon green swirls and designs by the time we were finished. Satisfied we moved the furniture back in place and put up our toiletries and clothes.

And with that we all fell asleep.

Wake up, talk to Pein, hang out with the others, talk to Hansuke and Amane for about an hour, go to bed, and start the cycle all over again. This is how we lived for a few weeks before Pein finally gave us something to do. "So, since you know the future, I want you to prevent Sasori from dying." I blinked at him for a while before saying "Okay, so you want us to go with him and Deidara when they go to capture Gaara. Right?" "That is correct." And with that he shooed us away and we went to pack our bags. It was silent as we waited outside for Dei-Chan. Amane and Hansuke were dipping their feet in a river not far from the base entrance and Sasori and I sat on a boulder waiting. After a while I finally engaged Sasori in conversation and we devised a plan on how to keep him from dying. I also showed him the episode where he dies, so he knows what to do so the story line doesn't stray too far.

After another hour Dei-Chan finally came out and we began the journey. As we were walking I filled everyone in on the plan that Sasori and I had come up with and also let Deidara watch the video. Two days later we finally reached the sand village. It was unbearably hot and I was soon wearing nothing but a bra and shorts. Eventually I convinced Dei-Chan to carry me and we continued on. Shortly after dosing off, the sound of scuffling feet stopped, and everyone was just standing there. Lifting my head off it's place on Deidara's shoulder I looked up to find us standing in front of the sand village. I stared in awe and pulled my phone out to take some pictures. Sasori eventually made me put it away and began walking forward. "Alright, let's begin." He said while shuffling forward and us following after him.

Sorry it's kind of short, but I'm running out of ideas! Advice and/or recommendations welcome!