Chapter 3

What would you do for a klondike bar?

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Obiwan Kenobi.

Part 1

"So master Kenobi, its all you. "

Japor told the cameraman to focus on Kenobi's face.

"All you, man."

Obiwan stroked his beard smoothly, "Tough decision."

"Now do you want Satine or Padme...bosss."

"Hmmm...neither.."

Satine thought she would be picked. I mean she and Padme

"What?"

"I have beardy."

Part 2

"So master Kenobi lets get down to business. What would you do for a twinkie?"

"I'd shave my beard."

Japor raised his eyebrow. Ahsoka and Anakin scrambled over eachother to use their iphones to record the infamous sentence.

Ahsoka nudged Japor to ask Obiwan it again so she could have it on video.

"Wait come again?"

"I...Will...Shave.."

"You will what?'

Obiwan hands Japor a notecard.

Japor turns to Ahsoka and she instantly snaps to attention, "He will..what was that shave his beard.."

Japor winks, "Thats right."

Ahsoka sighs like a little girl, "Isn't he dreamy Anakin?"

Anakin snaps to attention," Yeah..sure."

"I will shave my...beard..."

"There I said it Anakin..are you happy!"

"Wow no reaction.."

Anakin paused after giving Ahsoka a high five.

"5, 4,3,2,1 and action..."

That instant Obiwan broke down crying, "I can't do this..."

Satine runs in knocking ahsoka and anakin down.

"Geez..ever heard of Excuse Me?"

Satine gave her the evil eye and she shut up.

Padme followed suit after Satine.

"C'mon man. You can do it."

"Obi Obi!"

"Beardy, please forgive me.."

After hours of cheering and a sobbing Obiwan ..he finally shaved his beard, all thanks to Satines coaxing.

Japor throws him a klondike bar, "Man lets turn in. I'm exhausted..btw you look sharp"

"You too Japor."

"Come feel his chin its extra smooth. I'm not kiddding.." Satine replies

Ahsoka was hesitant.

But Padme ran up and surprisingly to Anakin, runbbed his chin without a doubt.

"awww."

"Its like Anakins chin, smooth like babys bum."

Padme comes to her senses, " What? You been touching my man! ANAKIN!"

Anakin wakes up ." Huh what!"

Ahsoka puts on a sad face," I feel it while hes asleep."

"Only I get to do that..." Ahsoka is given a sour smile

Then Padme breaks the ice and acts like a hysterical teenage girl," Does he know? Did he react to it?"

Ahsoka replies, " All he does is say keep feeling my face. KEEP MASSAGING MY FACE!"

"Okay thats awkward isn't it?" Satine comments

"My chin?"

They all went back to massaging Obiwan's bare chin.

"See Anakin...I told you I still got it.."

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