Based off of what my friend, Jaz, thought of. This is what Connor and I would probably argue about.
"Joey, no." Connor dead panned the moment the tiny Asian man returned with his arms full of glitter pens and toy dinosaurs.
"But Connor they're on sale!" He protested.
"We already have enough at the house. Especially glitter pens. You just hoard them. No, no more."
"But Connooooooooor!" Joey whined.
"No, and that's final. Why don't you go spend your money on something better? Like a new pair of shoes."
He pointed to Joey's tattered converse.
"We're not at the mall though. I only buy converse once every few years, and they're always so expensive."
Connor rolled his eyes.
"Only because you always get the limited edition ones from Journeys. Why not get a pair of plain ones?" He reasoned.
"Because those are only cheaper by a few dollars and they're boring! Plus, no one compliments those. I only get compliments for cool converse that have Joker or Wonder Woman on them. Though, they might have the space ones in stock for once..." Joey trailed off.
Connor let out a frustrated huff.
"Why are you so concerned about something like that? They're just shoes!"
"Because I am the prettiest boy, and as such, I have a reputation to uphold. But, if it'll make you happy, I'll put the dinos and pens away." Joey conceeded, much to Connor's delight.
It wasn't often that he got his way concerning Joey's freaky obsession with toy dinosaurs and glitter pens.
"Thank you."
Joey smiled, and nodded, before walking off to return his items to where they belonged.
"Oh! And before I forget- no crayons, either!" Connor called out.
He could hear Joey's cry of despair quite clearly, despite the distance, and sighed.
He would never understand that boy.