Chapter 1
Bella's POV
Everyone had been acting very strange lately. Edward had been a little more distant then usual, but he is sometimes. Emmet was angry, all the time. I was worried that Carlisle had finally cut off his game supply, but I had asked him, and that wasn't it. Rosalie was being her normal bitchy self, but with a little more smugness than usual. Alice was just being sad. And Jasper, well Jasper was being weird.
"Jasper, are you ok? You're shaking like Paul if someone breathes on him the wrong way." I said.
"Nnnnoootttthings wrong Bbbellla." said Jasper. I knew that something was definitely wrong.
Jasper's POV:
This was definitely not good. The hate from Emmet, and the self-deprecation {although not new, considering Edwards's…Edwardniness} from Edward was enough to turn anyone…OH NO! I know what's happening. I'm turning… EMO!!
A/N: This will have a lot of spoofs in it, and it takes place after Breaking Dawn