It was another morning in Magnolia, and as usual, everyone in Fairy Tail was fighting, that was until Natsu and Tansu entered through the door. Natsu showed his usual grin, while Tansu gave his emotionless blank stare. Natsu joined the fight while Tansu watched from the sides. Mirajane tried to sneak behind him and grab, but just as she was going to, he vanished into thin air. Mira let out an annoyed sigh as he reappeared in front of the counter/bar. The master was sitting on the counter/bar and asked him:"What do you want, my child?"
"A chocolate cake if you wouldn't mind" answered Tansu.
"Well...I hate to tell you this, but the one who handles the cooking is Mirajane..."
Tansu thought for a moment before answering:"Fine...Can she prepare for me a chocolate cake? But I'd like to take it myself when done."
The master agreed, and then he told Mira about Tansu's order and she smiled while an evil aura rotated around her, the master just ignored the aura as he went back to Tansu.
"Can I ask you a question?" said the master.
"Go ahead"
"Can you really use any type of magic?"
"Yes, I can use every type of Dragon Slayer magic, as well as the main elements, and gravity, teleportation,mind reading,Arc of time,Arc of space, and speed magic,etc..."
"Huh. Well, that's remarkable, but why join our guild if you can be a wizard saint?"
"That's a secret."
"I'll give you 10 chocolate cakes"
"Alright, chocolate cakes are far more important!" Tansu gave a confident look.
'He would do anything for cakes, huh?'
"Anyways, I joined Fairy Tail for 3 reasons:
1) because I have nowhere to go.
2)because I can get chocolate cakes.
3) because it's the only way for me to remain close to Natsu."
"Well, I guess these reasons are acceptable, except for the chocolate cakes..."
"What did you say about the chocolate cakes?" Tansu said as a very very VERY dark black aura appeared behind him. Suddenly, his face turned into a happy child's face when he saw the chocolate cake coming towards him. When he remembered Mira was the one giving it to him, his face returned to normal(emotionless). A twitch appeared on Mira's face as she still held her smile, trying to hide her anger. He took the cake and smelled it, he turned to her and gave her an evil smile with a red aura around him. 'Did he find out I put sleeping pills inside? No it can't be, but he's still a Dragon Slayer, so his nose is better than normalhumans' Tansu then cut a piece of the cake and ate it.
Tansu then suddenly fell asleep. Natsu directly left the fight he was having all this time, and ran towards his brother. He directly saw the cake and faced Mira and said with an angry look that can scare your soul out of your body:"What did you put in that cake?"
Mira replied:"I don't know what you're talking about, maybe he's just tired."
"We'll see about that... WENDY!!! Come here, I need your help, Tansu passed out!" Natsu yelled.
Wendy came to him and used her healing magic on him.
Natsu then put him in the infirmary bed and left him to rest.
Later that night, Mirajane snuck into the infirmary and looked at Tansu, "That's what you get for running away from me...Don't worry, I'll just touch you a little, to see what type of reaction you'd make. This will also help you get over your phobia...". When Mira was about to touch his arm, again, "I'd prefer if you didn't, and yes, I think I need to get over my phobia..." said Tansu with his eyes closed. Mira was startled, "H-How? The pills were supposed to keep you asleep for 12 hours, how are you awake?!"
"Well, I am a poison dragon slayer, so I can nullify the drug you put since it's like poison. I just stayed asleep because I was awake for 3 days without sleep."
"S-So, you use teleportation,water dragon slaying, and poison dragon slaying magic?"
"Didn't you hear my conversation with the master, I use every type of magic, like mind reading, that's how I knew about the drug"
"Just what'll happen if I touch you?"
"You're gonna regret it."
"Really? Fine, go back to sleep..."
Mira then left the room.
The next morning...
Tansu woke up to find Mira sleeping beside him, her arms wrapped around him. He gave no reaction, none at all, he didn't even blink. Natsu then came in, and saw Mira and Tansu, instead of the reaction all of you readers are expecting, Natsu took Tansu and started slapping him(not from jealousy since Natsu is so dense to feel jealous)
Tansu didn't respond, at all.
Mira then woke up, and saw Natsu hitting Tansu. "What are you doing?" she asked rubbing her eyes. "MIRA !!! Why did you touch him? Whenever a girl touches Tansu, his body becomes paralyzed for an hour!!!"
"What? Why?And why an hour?"
"It's how his body works, but in fighting it only angers him, which could lead to the death of the girl who touched him...Now we have to wait for an hour for him to be able to move again!"
An hour later...
Tansu woke up from his partial coma, and found himself on Natsu's shoulder. "Um...brother? Why am I on your shoulder?"
"A girl touched you, so you lost consciousness, you have to find a solution, maybe if you get used to one girl,then 2,then 3, and continue like this, your phobia will be cured."
"Fine, who should I start with?"
"Mira, she's the cause of your passing out today, and she's one of the nicest people in the guild."
"...does it have to be her? There's this Wendy girl, maybe-"
"No, she's not someone you have a problem with, either this or I'll throw you in a locked room with Mira after draining your magic so you can't escape!"
Tansu's color turned white as he heard Natsu's threat.
"Okay, okay..."
"Oh, and don't use teleportation magic unless you're on missions."
Tansu groaned and agreed to Natsu's terms.
Laterattheguild...
Tansu was standing in front of the mission board as he took around 10 of them and went to Mira to stamp them,thus agreeing on him taking them.
"Em...H-Hi M-M-Mira...C-Can you stamp these missions f-for me?" he said with his usual emotionless face.
Mira looked at him surprised that he was talking to her, she answered his question:"Sure, I'll be happy to!"
She then stamped all of them, and Tansu summoned 10 ice clones that took one mission each and headed out.
"It's unusual for you of all people to come talk to a girl, so what is it?" she asked innocently.
"Well...Natsu forced me to interact with other girls, and he said that I should start with you..."
"Aw~ that's sweet of him. Okay see you around~"
_2 years later*
Tansu entered the guild to be greeted by Mirajane hugging him. The guild got used to this by now, but they still gqve him death glares, except for some members like Natsu and Gray.
During this time, Erza was on a mission, and today she was returning.
Suddenly, an orange haired man wearing glasses entered the guild yelling:"SHE'S HERE! SHE'S HERE!"
"Who's here?" Tansu asked Natsu that replied:"Erza Scarlet, an S-Class wizard just like us".
I forgot to mention, during this time, Tansu and Natsu both became S-Class wizards.
Just as everyone quieted down, trembling with fear, with the exception of Mira, the master, and both Dragneel brothers, as well as Wendy and Gajeel(yes,he existed at this time), the door opened to reveal a girl with red scarlet hair wearing a set of shining armor, carrying a lot of luggage with her on a cart. She looked around to see that there was a new face among the guild members. She walked towards Tansu and said smiling:"Hello, you must be a new member, I'm Erza Scarlet, an S-Class re-equip mage, may I know your name?"
Tansu looked at her, hiding behind Natsu's back,again,and replied informing her:"Hello, I'm Tansu Dragneel, a water dragon slayer, nice to meet you." At least, he isn't stuttering while talking anymore. Erza looked at him in confusion:"Dragneel? Isn't that Natsu's last name?"
Tansu nodded and told her that he was Natsu's brother, which shocked Erza."Alright, anyway, may I know why you're hiding behind Natsu? I hope you weren't told I was scary and evil and that I had a bad temper..." she said worriedly.
He said:"No, it's just a phobia of mine that I'm trying to fix, don't worry about it" by the way, he was talking using his emotionless face, as always(sorry if I point to that a lot, he's gonna keep that face until I type otherwise). Erza nodded and then faced the other guild members.
They all cowered in fear as she opened her mouth and said:" I have heard complaints about our guild, but I want to point out to a dragon slayer among you." she said in a menacing tone. All dragon slayers(except Tansu) gulped wondering what they did. She proceeded:"Who among you 3(Natsu,Gajeel,Wendy) is the one called 'The Elemental Slayer'?"
Everyone pointed to Tansu who stood there and acted like nothing is happening. Erza looked at him with one of her eyes glowing red and her face shadowed(just imagine Erza losing a piece of Strawberry Cheesecake), she said then, in a dark deep voice, the following:"Although you're new, I won't go easy on you. You destroyed a couple of cities. Drowned a village and burned many forests. You also froze a volcano and made a lake disappear using a flaming tornado made of air and fire. You're more reckless than Natsu! I can see why you're his brother, you both excel at destroying things. This might be painful for you, but it's a lesson for you to learn to behave."
Out of nowhere, Natsu appeared holding a strawberry cheesecake in his hand, he asked Erza:"Can you forgive him? He didn't mean it, why not take a piece of cake and rest a bit?" Tansu then asked a very important question (in his opinion):"Can I get a chocolate cake now? Or do I have to keep listening to her complaining?"
The whole guild looked at how in awe, as they started praying for him. Tansu looked around him wondered why everyone was acting as if he was going to die. He then took notice of the red angry evil aura emitting from Erza. "Are you ignoring me? You might be a dragon slayer, but you can't escape from me."
"Actually,I can directly teleport from this room escaping, or should I do what I used to do when we were training Natsu ?"
"Yeah,but..." Natsu put a mischievous grin on his face as he whispered something into Tansu's ear. Tansu nodded and got closer to Erza. He was taller than her(extra information). He then raised her head after cupping her chin and kissed her on the lips. everyone was shocked, well, except for Natsu who was blocking Wendy's view(on purpose). Suddenly, after Erza's face turned as red as her hair, she stood still, not saying anything nor moving. Tansu then went to Mira who was still recovering from her shock and asked her if she can give him a chocolate cake. Mira asked, or yelled actually:"WHY DID YOU KISS ERZA!!!"
Tansu had a confused look on his face as he said:"Kissed? What's that? All I did was inject her with poison to paralyze her so that she would stop talking"
The master than asked with a grin:"Do you have to do it on her lips?"
"No, but it has more effect if I did since the lips are more sensitive to poison(not a real fact) and Natsu told me to do it to shut her up for more time."
"NATSUUUU!!!!!!!" screamed Mira:"Why did Erza get his first kiss?!"
"How did you know that it was his first? I don't remember telling you..."answered Natsu,"did you interrogate him or something?"
Mira's face reddened a bit:"Well, maybe a little, I did ask him some questions..." she said.
Natsu grinned and said:"some personal and private questions?" Mira's face reddened more as she said:"No, no, no, I'd never ask stuff like that!" Natsu sighed and then looked at his brother:"We have to do an SSS-class mission, it would take around 1 year at least and 5 years at most, it's about rebuilding a city after destroying it's ruins. Are you ready?"
"Yes, but can we not use the train?" asked Tansu.
"OF COURSE NOT!!!" yelled Natsu.
The master then laughed at them saying:"Two of the most powerful guild members are scared of a train?"
They then both gave him a murderous glare as he stopped laughing and gulped. "We're not taking the train!" they both said before leaving.
After that, Erza finally recovered and was able to move her body again, she then told the master:"Master! They would need days to reach their destination! And months to complete the job at least!"
The master sighed and told her:"You might be surprised by how fast they finish the job..."
An hour later
"WE'RE BACK!!!" yelled Natsu as Tansu just walked in normally, he then was stopped by Mira holding a chocolate cake in her hand, she asked, or ordered:"Kiss me, on the lips, if you want this chocolate cake" she said that with a smile on her face, and then stood awaiting the kiss. This caused the guild to just gasp at the order Mira just gave. After Tansu stopped drooling (because of the cake) he approached Mira asking:"Did you get poisoned or something?" Mira just let out a sad sigh thinking'He is as dense as his brother, but that means that when I make him mine, he won't pay attention to any other girl."
(If this is moving a little too fast, then please tell me. Oh, and give me some ideas to what would happen next please.)
-Saionara!!!