Souvenirs
souvenirs are an important part of a vacation. They prove to your friends and family that you've actually been somewhere
Taffyta entered a gift shop and went up to the clerk
"I'll have the judge lawgiver and helmet, the beach hat and shirt, the Congo bongos, the tiki idol, the alien brain, and the arctic snowglobe" said Taffyta
the clerk looked at her with a bored expression
"Charge it" said Taffyta
The clerks face became a smile as he took Taffyta's card and gave her the things she wanted
"Be careful with the brain and lawgiver, those are fragile and can be dangerous" said the clerk
"I'll be careful" said Taffyta
she exited the shop wit her hands full of Boxes and bags. She wandered into the street and screamed as a car ran into her. Her boxes landed in front of the store and her alien brain smashed into pieces
"That didn't go well" said Taffyta as she got off the street
"No refunds" said the clerk inside
Gourmet dining
when visiting an exotic new land, the vacationer must try the local food
Taffyta had just finished a plate of spaghetti and a plate of fish was put in front of her. She looked at the fish to see it was the puffer fish she saw back in the ocean
"Oh well, food is food" said Taffyta as se ate the fish and a bowl of soup was given to her
after 15 more minutes of eating Taffyta was full. The waiter gave her the bill
"Charge it" said Taffyta giving the waiter her credit card.
the waiter angrily threw it back with a stamp that said Empty on the card
"Im out of money? That's not good" said taffyta
the waiter angrily grabbed her and dragged her to the kitchen
paying the bill
Taffyta was back where she started, sadly washing the dishes
Cheer up Taffy, you're on vacation
"Why don't you mind your own business" said Taffyta angrily before spraying me with water