"What. The. Hell." I glared into the mirror, only finding a freaking teenager with a mop of brown messy hair and huge shitty eyes staring back. Not to mention I was a good 4 inches or so taller.

And also I was in a freaking cell. It was obviously the one that Eren Jeager (who's body I assume I was in) was held in. Not to mention that it smelled like him.

Yes I know his freaking smell get over it.

The sound of boots coming down the stairs distracted me as I turned my head to glare at whoever was coming down, but the sight that I saw rendered me speechless.

Down came myself, hair looking as though someone had just ran their fingers through it instead of a proper brush, shirt half tucked in, cravat hanging loosely around my neck and a dazed look on my face.

Or rather his face.

He looked over at me and I glared at him. Both of us were completely silent.

"Did anyone see you look like that freaking mess you are right now?" I snapped. Things were slowly clicking into place.

He was Eren.

He was in my freaking body.

And I was in his freaking body.

Just great.

"How do you even manage to make that expression with my face?" Eren asked suddenly. I looked up at him and shot him a glare.

"That! Right there!" He pointed at me. I blinked at him, silently seething. "I can't do that with my own face" the boy scowled, causing my face to look as though he was only a child.

To be honest, without the constant frown, I looked like a child.

"Oh my freaking god. Stop making that expression with my face. We need to go see Hange." I yelled.

After quite a... Curious trip to Hange's, we both stood in her office.

"Eren! Levi! Ah how are you both today?" She beamed at us from her desk. I scowled.

"Shit-glasses you are so goddamn dead!" I growled. Her eyes widened as she stared at me from behind her glasses.

"Ah- um, what?" She looked from me to a dazed looking Eren.

But a dazed looking Eren in my body. I grumbled before talking a deep breath.

"Shit glasses, did you do anything AT ALL to me or to that shitty brat over there" I pointed at Eren, who continued to look dazed.

"Not that I remember. But you guys swapped bodies, right? Did you guys do anything together?"

"I am literally going to kill you." I growled. Her mouth shut immediately and she shrugged.

"I didn't do anything."

"Well freaking fix whatever this is. I would like to be back in my own body thank you very godforsaken much." I hissed out the last words before dragging Eren away.

The rest of the day consisted of me fixing Eren and then both of us trying to act like each other. Eren did a pretty good job while I tended to slip up a few times.

Not to mention that his friends are like damn hawks.

They notice the tiniest difference.

"You're captain Levi" Arlert had come out of freaking nowhere.

"Jesus Christ Arlert, what the hell. Ah shit." I glared at him and sighed. "Shit Eren is a good actor. Or maybe I just don't have good friends like he does. Christ." I shrugged. There didn't really seem to be a problem with letting the blond coconut in on it.

"Yeah, sure I'm Captain Levi-"

"JEAGER! ARLERT! STOP SLACKING OFF YOU SHITTY BRATS AND GET TO WORK. THESE STABLES ARENT EVEN- oh so Armin knows" Eren looked at me and Armin before smiling.

"Shit Eren stop smiling with my face. "

"Grouch"

"Shitty brat"

"Clean freak"

"Suicidal Bastard"

"Ocd asshole"

"Anger issues"

"That isn't even a nick name"

"Shut the hell up"

The rest of the day was quite uneventful.

Except for Hange running tests on us.

But it was safe to say that we WERE NOT BACK IN OUR OWN BODIES.

It took an entire week for her to figure out the remedy.

In the end, most of the scouting Legion knew.

But it was okay.

I got to fix Jeager's hair every morning.