Ask the Akatsuki!

by Kumori Uchiha

Ask the Akatsuki any question you want! Rated M because I just know some people are gonna ask some weird questions... Please use the review feature to "send a letter" asking the Akatsuki!

2. Our first letter! Deidara

Oh boy! Our first letter! *Tobi rips it open* Okay…here it is!

From Sakura Jashin.

Sakura Jashin here!

Deidara, do you love art like you love Sasori?

Sorry, but that's all I could think of. *Sad face*

…oh…crap.

Deidara: "Love…Sasori?! *Goes on a cussing spree* I don't love ***ing Sasori! *Blushing*"

Uhh…um…great question! He loves art…but the common misconception that he is gay makes him utterly bonkers… *Whispers* Yes, Sakura Jashin, he does love art like he loves Sasori. *Sits back* Alright then! *Orokibu scoots behind Pein*
"Pain~ Without loove~ Pain~ I can't get enough~ Pein, I like it rough~"
Pein: "*Blushes and shoves Orokibu into the wall*" Uhh…yeah! That's all for now! Thank you for sending in, Sakura! *Tobi waves bye* Please remember to write more letters!