Me: Wow! Still holding on to the story? Then again, is it just the 2nd Chapter... But, I'm still impressed! For those who just skipped the first chapter for no exact reason, I'm Pinkithai, the person who writes the story the Pencil makes. Speaking of Pencil, he's over in the panic room eating lunch. (Scream) HEY PENCIL. WANNA SAY SOMETHING?
Pencil: (Scream) OKAY. I'M A SCRIPT WRITER FOR SCRIPTOR. NOW PLEASE DON'T DISTURB MY LUNCH! AND HAS ANYONE NOTICED DORORO IN THE TRAUMA CORNER?
Me: I let him borrow it. It was most likely something Keroro said...(Turns around)
Dororo: (Whispers a whispers) Why did he take my robo-friend? It was...
Me: (Ignoring Dororo) Now over there watching TV like the lazy person she has always been, is Fukiriri. She is a major butt-face and is the daughter of Kululu.
Fukiriri: Your mom is a butt-face.
Me: Worst your momma joke, ever.
Fukiriri: (sticks tongue at)
Me: (stares at cheeseburger where the audience is(which is the new name for the microphone)) We don't own Sgt. Frog. I only own Fukiriri, myself and Pencil. And this studio of course.. AND THE CHEESEBURGER! (epic music sounds)
Me and Mr. Epic (who changed his name): This is the story!
Fukiriri: (Whisper) We don't own anything either...
It was a regular day at the Hinata household. Even outside the Hinata household was as normal as ever, except the fact that Samantha was making boys fall for her with both her charm and radio show. And a random authors little brother living his dream of running around naked.
Author's Little Bro: I NEVER DID THAT. AND HOW DID I END UP IN GRETTLEBURG?
Me: I have magic. MUHAHAHA.
Anyways, the only out of the ordinary thing was inside that specific household (the Hinata's if you suddenly got brain-dead). Inside the house was the sergeant of the A.R.M.P.I.T platoon, whose name is Keroro. She was forced to vacuum the house that day.
"Wow!" Keroro squealed,"This machine is super...sucky! That's the word!" She went up and down the carpet, singing "Ribbit March" the whole time. "Kero,kero, itasume chikyuu (Sorry if spelled worng)... AHHH! Sucking ability has increased!" she screamed as the mouth sucked the air. Keroro closed her eyes so she wouldn't see what fate had brought her. Sadly, it wasn't good.
When Keroro was vacuuming, Fuyuki went into the kitchen. He stuck a piece of toast in his mouth. "What an annoying song!" he thought. He looked down and started to tie his tie. Suddenly, a frog was screaming and his hair was in the mouth of a vacuum. "What the hack?" Fuyuki screamed. He shook his head and brought his hands up to his hair. "Get it off! Get it off!" Keroro eyes suddenly gleamed. "I have your best weapon on Pekopon! The vacuum! What are you going to do Pekoponian? I would recomend bowing down to me and let me rule your planet!"
"I would never let you do that? Now get this thing off of me so I can go to school?" Fuyuki screamed. Keroro looked confused. "But I have your planets strongest weapon. You should fear me now!" Keroro shrieked over the noise of Fuyuki's shouting. "You have no right to destroy our planet! Go conquer someone else's planet!" Fuyuki screamed once more. Keroro looked at him wide eyed. "I can't do that!" Keroro yelled,"I was born to conquer your planet and that is what I will do!"
"Well how about I conquer your face!" Fuyuki shouted, bring his foot up as he did this. "Fuyuki kick!" he said. He brought his leg quickly to Keroro's face. Luck was on Keroro's side because she quickly shot the other way (all because the vacuum). "Why. Can't. I. Get. You?!" Fuyuki mumbled loudly. This kept on for a long time. During that long time, Keroro thought ,"Why can't he accept being a slave with peace? I would for sure!" All the sudden, Natsumi ran downstairs. "Fuyuki!" she cried out. She brought out the Kero ball (if you don't remember, it's a round black ball that has all sorts of weird buttons) and pointed it at Keroro. "Instant Transportation Button!" she yelled, pressing a button with a single lightning strike. "That's not the... AHHHHHHHHHHH" Keroro shrieked, as millions of volts of lightning. "Uh oh" Natsumi croaked (Me: No frog pun intended...) out. She watched as her beloved Sgt. fell peacefully of the vacuum (which suddenly stopped sucking Fuyuki's hair), sporting a beautiful black Afro. "Finally! Wait... what time is it?" Fuyuki asked, looking up at the clock. "O.M.G! WE'RE LATE! Let's go Fuyuki! NOW" Natsumi screamed. Before leaving, Fuyuki choked Keroro. "If you think of doing anything that deals with conquering Earth, I will cook you up into a delicious frog stew. Maybe frog legs," he said. Keroro put his arm up in a salute. "Yes. Sir," she choked out. Fuyuki dropped her and smiled. He nodded and ran out the door in almost lightning fast speed.
"Time to do the chores!" Keroro said. She went over to the laundry room. She started singing Ribbit March (Me:Which I don't own)...
Fukiriri: Epic to the boring!
Pencil: What? Do you want me to skip to after school?
Fukiriri: I was talking about the muffin on your head! It needs sparkles and icing. Then again, that would be a cupcake. So it's a cupcake or a muff...
Pencil: That's what your thinking about? A muffin on my head?! What is your IQ anyways?
Fukiriri: Much higher than yours... I think I'm at a 10...
Me: (Whispers so quietly than Pencil can't hear) Hundred...
Pencil: (Vein showing) Are you saying that I'm at a 5?
Fukiriri: (Clearly offended) I would never do that! How dare you accuse me of such a crime!
Pencil: (Vein disappears and backs away) I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't kill me!
Fukiriri: (Stares death stare) I was saying you were a zero!
Pencil: (Looks at death stare) And there goes... my soul... (faints with soul coming out of mouth)
Fukiriri: (Tries best to grab soul) I. Can't. Grab. IT! I'm toooo short!
Bobobo: I can help you with that!
Fukiriri: Great... Another show skipper.
Bobobo: Super Fist of the Nose Hair! (Cricket Sounds while Bobobo mummbles)
Fukiriri: What was that?
Bobobo: I said Super Fist of the Nose Hair, Ballerina Spin!
Fukiriri: How is that going to get the soul?
Pencil's soul: Oooo. Pretty! (Goes toward ballerina)
Fukiriri: How is he pretty at all? (Grabs soul) Baka!
Bobobo: (Strikes cool pose) If you need me, call the TV! (Jumps in TV)
Fukiriri: (Sweatdrops while turns to cheeseburger) Remember kids. Never jump out of your television! Back to the story! (Glasses gleams)
Pencil (who has his soul back): And the time will be after school!
Natsumi ran down the street. "Crud! I just had to have my club meeting today! Even though there is no one in my club... And I had to go to the store! I am such a baka! But anyway, Fuyuki might kill the Sarge!" She stopped and bent over. She gasped for air. Let's just say she isn't in the best of shape right now."I really need to start going to the gym," she said. Natsumi slapped herself mentally and started running again, ignoring the pain in her chest and her heavy breathing.
She stood outside of her house and heard Fuyuki screaming. "Just like this morning it seems" Natsumi thought over the screams of Keroro saying "I was born to enslave you! Let me do it now!" and Fuyuki replying with "I will conquer your face before that ever happens!" Natsumi shrieked on the top of her lungs and said "SARGENT! I'M COMING!" Then she ran in.
She shoved her hand down in her shirt (Me: Perverts!) and took out the Kero Ball. She kicked off her shoes and threw the bag of groceries and her bag to the wall. She kicked down the door and tried to press the "Instant Transport Button". But of course, Natsumi missed the button and pressed the Lightning button 2 seconds, causing it to be Instant Death Shock instead of 10,000 volt shock. "KERO!" Keroro screamed while getting the shock of her life. Natsumi looked at the situation before her. "Hmmm," she said aloud,"As I can see here, I conclude that Keroro got the vacuum got stuck in your hair again. Am I right?" Fuyuki nodded. Keroro fell to the floor with an Afro on her head again. She suddenly got back up and stared at Natsumi. "The Kero ball has the power to rule your world. With one click of the "Take Over The World" button, Pekopon can be yours. It is right next to the "Wild Dance Afro Party" button," Keroro stated, a dark aura settling around her.
Natsumi looked at the Kero ball in disbelief. Keroro walked up to her, looking oddly happy. Keroro was squeaky clean and in a voice that could only trick the few people in Japan, she said,"So in the interest of public safety, I'm thinking that you should go and give it back to me!" Fuyuki walked up and said "Like we would give you weapons when you just tried to enslave me with a vacuum!" Keroro looked all scared and offended. Fuyuki continued speaking and said "If it was my call, you would be sold to Ripley's by now! And by the way? Have you scrubbed the bathroom like I asked you to because Natsumi was to shy to ask you?" Natsumi responded to that. "Hey, I'm not that shy! I just don't want to work Sarge to the bone just yet." Natsumi looked over to Keroro. "Lazy frogs never get dinner you know," she said causally. Keroro's eyes grew huge. Bigger than his eyes have ever been before (Me: When not concerning food, manga and (shiver) gundam...) "No dinner," she said, seeing her life flash before her eyes again. She perked up and blushed. "Are we going to eat cow again?" she asked. Natsumi smiled to her froggy friend. "Yup! It's beef stew tonight!" Natsumi replied. Hearing these words made Keroro jump up in the air. "Woo hoo! WOOO HOO!" she screamed. She started spinning around. "Cow flesh! Cow flesh! I love cow flesh! Victory wiggle!" she yelled. Then suddenly stopping, Keroro looked over to Fuyuki and said,"I'll make your bathtub smell like bleach and my own pride sir!"
In the distance, Natsumi heard a motorcycle advance the way where she was. She perked up and said," Dad is coming home! I'll start making dinner!" While Natsumi, Keroro and Fuyuki were getting dinner ready, Akio parked in front of the Hinata household and said,"I wonder how our frog is doing." Then he laughed a bit for saying that. He would have never thought that he would ever say those words, seeing that he hates most animals. Frog was one of his favorites, but he never admitted this to anyone. He ran up to the door and yelled," I'm home kids!" Natsumi grinned and said joyfully,"In the kitchen dad! I thought you had to work late?" Akio sweatdropped and said with a slight blush,"The artist said that she works better in nothing but her undergarments and I wasn't to stay there to see that.." He walked in and looked at dinner. "Beautiful smell I do say! Is it beef stew?" Natsumi nodded. "It's different from last time because I didn't burn it!" Natsumi bragged. Akio suddenly hugged his daughter."I have a surprise for you! And you are suuuuper cute!" Natsumi blushed. "Aww thanks dad. But what is that surprise?" Natsumi asked. Akio told everyone aloud. "WHAT!?" Fuyuki screamed. Keroro eyes gleamed.
Fukiriri: I like how you think Pencil! Cliffhanger until this random rant is over! I like!
Pencil: (Wakes from random nap) Huh wat? I was asleep on the job I guess...
Fukiriri: Then who was writing.
Kogoro: HA HA HA! I did the writing! HA HA HA!
Pencil and Fukiriri: Kogoro!
Lavie: I am so sorry for my brother! He made many mistakes that I hope your copier fixed.
To where Pinkithai is...
Me (somewhere shopping): (Sneezes) Hey someone is talking about me! Or I'm getting sick!
Back to the apartment
Lavie: Waaa! I am so sorry! Let's go Kogoro! (Drags Kogoro to home)
Fukiriri: I do hope that baka does fix those mistakes...
Back to Pinkithai...
Me: (Sneezes) Someone must be talking to me! Or I'm just getting a horrible sickness. I should make a random rant story about this.. Ahh there goes my body... (Faints)
To the apartment..
Pencil: I'm sure she did. I wonder how she is doing.
Fukiriri: I wonder if the readers are still reading this. It is pretty boring.
Pencil: Well, should we get back to the story?
Fukiriri: Sure! (Door burst open) Wat the wat?
Hikaru, Kaoru, Hunny and Tamaki: WE'RE HERE!
Fukiriri and Pencil: SAY WHAT?!
"I'm getting my own room?!" Keroro squealed with question," Are you freaking serious?" Fuyuki's mouth dropped. "You can't do that! Dad, that is so not fair!" Akio raised an eyebrow. "Why? I mean she is part of the family, isn't she?" Akio asked Fuyuki. "No he is not! He is an invader that is totally sucks at her job!" Fuyuki responded with. Akio laughed. "What's the big deal? We have an extra room you know!" After hearing this, Natsumi butted in. "Well, where is he going to stay? In the coat closet?"
Keroro ignored this bickering and went onto her own world. "Is this a dream?" she squealed,"Because if it is, someone please pinch me now! This is a dream because private quarters mean status! And without Pekoponians looking over my shoulder, I can plan secret ways to overthrow them and continue with the frog invasion!" Keroro suddenly struck a cool pose. Behind her were words that said Aww Yea Sucker!
Keroro looked over to Fuyuki. "Don't worry! Once I get settled, I'll invite you to my celebratory room party! I'll even have cubed cheese and cocktail wienies! Your jealous, aren't you," Keroro told him. Fuyuki got his leg to Keroro's face in 10 seconds flat. "Oww.." Keroro whined. Her face was pinned to the wall. The wall was slightly cracking. "This is what Mom wants then so be it. But I will crush you if you try any of your dumb schemes in there," Fuyuki growled with his arms crossed. Keroro turned her body slightly so she could look at Fuyuki. She smirked and shrugged her shoulders. "Who me?" she asked. This made Fuyuki madder and made him press Keroro's head with more force. Keroro's head started to circle around. "Owch!" she moaned.
Akio opened the door under the stairs. "So is this the place I will be staying in?" Keroro asked. Akio said,"Just wait a little longer..." He went in the tiny closet and lifted a secret panel. He climbed the ladder down to the bomb shelter. "We have a bomb shelter? We didn't you tell us?" Natsumi asked. Akio put his finger to his lips. He walked down to the only door. "It also works as a super villain hideout," Akio said, his eyes sparkling for no apparent reason. Keroro walked over to the room as Fuyuki mumbled,"As long as its not as big as my room.." Keroro ignored this comment and waved her arms wildly. "Let me see! Let me see!" she screamed. She jumped onto the handle of the door and turned it. She swung it open and landed in front of the door.
Keroro walked in the door. "Uh... What's with all of this (Censored) in my room?" Akio did a cheesy pose."OMG! I knew you would love it! I want you to renovate it how ever you like. Anything that won't cost me money!" Akio squealed like a little girl he should be. He struck another cheesy pose."Make it look like your alien world, with laser beds or swamp tanks or whatever! Something so exotic that it can inspire any writer who saw it. Not saying who though!" he sang out, striking many cheesy poses on the way. Natsumi and Fuyuki sweatdropped. "So that's what she's doing," they all thought. Keroro suddenly coughed. "The air is so muggy down here..." Keroro gasped out. Then she got an idea that she just had to tell the world. "Just like a fancy Keronian health-thought spa!" she squealed.
Natsumi suddenly stopped sweatdropping. "I'm getting a creepy feeling in here" she said. Everyone stopped what they were doing and thought for a moment.
(Me: (Holds up sign that says "Thinking very hard"))
Akio scoffed at the idea. "Don't be silly! There is nothing and/or no one in here" he said try to make everyone very convinced that no one/nothing dwelled down here. Of course, no one believed him. Fuyuki's shoulder's suddenly dropped. "She must be right because I have this weird feeling in my shoulders... This is freaking me out..." Fuyuki mumbled, feeling worse and worse every second.
Akio cheered the mood up by saying,"Let's give him some privacy, alrighty?" Fuyuki nodded and crawled his way back upstairs. Natsumi was about to go up as well but was suddenly interrupted by Keroro. "Psssssst buddy. Yes down here. I'm not a ghost. Anyways, can you give me back my Kero ball so I can remodel my room?" Keroro asked with puppy eyes. Natsumi couldn't resist the puppy dog eyes and broke down. "Yea sure. Just don't let Fuyuki see that you have it. And please promise that you will behave," Natsumi whispered, handing the Kero ball to Keroro. Keroro nodded and said,"I cross my widdle heart!" Natsumi smiled and went upstairs to where her brother and mom was. As soon as Natsumi left, Keroro did her signature laugh. "Kero, Kero, Kero! The key to destroying this world is mine once more! Bad move my best friend who is also a Pekoponian! I charged it this morning so I could enslave it late... Oh wait," Kero said. She thought of this for a second. And no more than a second. "Wait... If I enslave the world, it will take at least a week for the ball to charge! Oh wow... Tough call.." she shouted.
Pencil: Is she really going to choose between enslaving Pekopon and fixing her own room? Such a baka...
To Sarge somewhere...
Keroro: ACHOOOO! Wow. Someone is talking about me..
Giroro: I hope that person is also stating how much of an idiot you are..
Angol Mois: Don't talk about my Uncle that way! ARMAGEDDON ONE TEN-TRILLIONTH!
Giroro, Keroro and Tamama: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tamama: I had to be here right now...
Back to the Apartment...
Fukiriri: That really doesn't matter! There are 4 people strangling me right now!
Pencil: Ah! I forgot. I'll help! (Grabs Fukiriri out of way) Guys do you really have to choke every person you see?
Me: And don't try to hug Pencil or I'll get my frying pan...
Hunny: (Looks over at Mori) Are frying pans dangerous?
Mori: Un
Me: Excuse me... (Runs into panic room (which is also soundproof when wanted)) KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Goes back out) I won't hurt you, Mori or Kyouya, Hunny. I can promise you that. But I will strike the three musketeers of idiocy...
Kyouya: Go ahead for all I care. But, you will have to pay back for the hospital fees.
Me: Damn you Kyouya. You must love ruining peoples fun.
Kyouya: (Evil smirk) I do. A past-time of mine. (Writes in notebook about Pinkithai, Fukiriri and Pencil)
Pencil: Can you guys get back to your manga? We have a fan-fiction to write!
Hikaru: We can't because...
Kaoru: Haruhi went out on her own. I think she went to the...
Hikaru and Kaoru: Hinata Household.
Me: Just great. Now we have to go where Sergeant Idiot is. At least Giroro and Kululu will be there. (Sigh)
Fukiriri: Pinkithai is a fan of both Giroro and Kululu if you didn't know. She is also a Mori fan girl...
Me: (Heavily Blushes) AM NOT! Anyway, back to the story!
"And that is why I never told you about the bomb shelter!" Akio cheered. Natsumi just entered while they were talking. "Hey guys... I wasn't here so can you tell me about me what you were just saying?" Natsumi asked. Akio looked at her with surprised because he thought that Natsumi was with them the whole time. "Ahh okay..,"Akio said slowly,"I bought this house because it was so cheap. I was told there was a crazy psychopathic ghost boy living in the basement. So yea and yadda yadda..." Natsumi looked at her father with serious eyes. "Yadda... yadda..." she said. He nodded and spoke once more." Our house was built over a feudal prison, which was built over a cemetery, which was built over a dark cavern that may lead to the underworld, some junk like that. Anyway, an innocent boy was imprisoned down there. He will torment anyone who will live down there. But, we combined an alien AND a ghost. Can you imagine the stories I'll get from that!?"
Natsumi looked at her dad wide eyed. She turned around while screaming,"He could torment frog aliens, too! Agh! Seriously, dad! This is bad hosting etiquette!" She ran to the entrance of the shelter and climbed the ladder as fast as possible. Fuyuki and Akio followed behind. When Natsumi got down there, she tried to open the door."ARG! It's locked! What do I do now? I could lose him forever..." Fuyuki suddenly tried to open it with Natsumi. Akio grabbed along with him. "I need her for story ideas!" Akio cried out. "And I need her for chores!" Fuyuki screamed. Natsumi suddenly got a gleam in her eye. "Okay then! ONE... TWO... THREE!" she screamed while pulling on the doorknob on three. Everyone did the same thing. Suddenly, the door opened. In front of them was a frog who was searching the interweb and listening to music. The three Hinata's were all sweat dropping. Keroro finally noticed them and asked them,"Uh... yeah. What's with you guys? I was just making a mixtape on the theme of karaoke and regret." Fuyuki looked around the carefully decorated room. The wall was colored a light pink. On the middle wall, there was a huge picture with the galaxy on it. The right side of the room had a lamp and a chair. On the other side there was a plant, a TV and many CD's. Fuyuki asked,"What happened to the creepy basement?" Natsumi gaped at the room in front of her. "Total bachelorette pad!" she said when finally regaining her voice. Akio looked disappointed at the room. "This isn't an alien ghost lair at all!" he mumbled. Fuyuki looked at Keroro with fright. "Did you rob a cheap Swedish furniture store?" he asked, choosing his words carefully. Keroro hopped from her chair. She struck a cool pose. "Making all of this was a cinch using the Kero ball!" she exclaimed. "How did you get that?!" Fuyuki practically screamed. Keroro looked over to Natsumi and handed her the Kero ball."As promised, slavery-free!" Keroro chirped. Fuyuki looked over to Natsumi. "You gave her, her weapon?" Fuyuki yelled. Natsumi arched an eyebrow. "What? We are still alive, aren't we?" Fuyuki sighed and looked over to a random space. "Well, we are dealing with the stupidest alien conqueror EVER." he said. Keroro took this opportunity to tease him. " You're reflecting on my genius as a home decorator, aren't you? Wait, what did you say? Did you say that you wanted me to do your own room as well? Well, I can't because you can't help to be-e-e-e- jelly!" she said, smirking the whole time. Fuyuki sighed and said,"I am soo not jealous.
Me: Uh yea. You are. You are so jealous that you want to rip out her little throat and stuff it in a lamb.
Fuyuki looked over from where the female voice was coming from. He growled,"Stop reading my thoughts."
Me: LOL!
Keroro spoke up. "For a city-dweller to live in comfort, web searching and e-mail are a must, and boomboxes are lame for listening to CDs, so I had to get the whole Dolby system, of course! How else am I going to listen to our awesome ending credits song!? Think people! Seriously, you got to go LCD or you gots to go! And no less than 120MHz or what's the point, am I right?" she yelled out, as the things she was speaking about appeared in front of their eyes. She laughed her famous laugh. "Kero, kero, kero! This is the life kids! This is the... hey what are you guys staring at?" she said. Fuyuki and Akio hugged each other. Natsumi's eyes were just sparkling. "RUN FOR YOUR LIFEEEEES!" they shrieked. Keroro asked,"Has my awesomeness scared you?" Keroro looked around, trying to find out why they were screaming. Natsumi screamed in joy. "Yea! I'm a paranormal magnet!" she chirped.
And that was just a typical night in the Hinata household.
Far away, a certain man was standing in front of a mirror. He looked at himself. Wait.. he ADMIRED himself. Suddenly, a tingling sensation was in his ear. He looked away and screamed to no one in particular. "SOMEONE IS MISUSING THE WORD AWESOME! I AM THE ONLY AWESOME THING ON THIS PLANET!" He screamed. After a while, he got back to enjoying his looks in the mirror.
Me: I just had to do that. Really. But, if you know who this person is, shout it to your dog, cat, brother, sister or anyone random on the street.
Fukiriri: (Gasp for breath) And we finally got Haruhi and sent them all back to the world of OHSHC. Which neither of us own..
Pencil: Wow. That was weird. Very weird. Who ever thought that Hikaru and Kaoru has twincest...
Me: (Pats Pencil's head) You have a lot to learn, my young friend...'
Pencil: What? Why are you patting my head? WHY?
Fukiriri: God. Who knows who will come here next. (Sigh) All I hope is that it's not Bobobo...)
Bobobo: (Hops out of TV) You have said my name and here I am!
Don Patch: (Runs out of TV and starts scratching Fukiriri) WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY MY NAME? THE MAIN CHARACTER'S NAME ALWAYS GOES FIRST!
Beauty: (Pulls self out of TV) Don Patch! Get off of that alien frog or frog alien or... something.
Jelly Jiggler: (Wobbles out of TV) NU NU NU NU NU NU NU!
Fukiriri: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait I know! Let's resonate! Or whatever you call it.. Fukifukifukifukifukifukifuki fukifuki...
Me: Okay. Pinkipinkipinkipinkipinkipin kipinkipinki...
Pencil: Yay first try! Penpenpenpenpenpenpenpenpen...
Bobobo: Me next! Bobobobobobobobo...
Don Patch: No it was me! Dondondondondondondon...
Beauty: I'll try... Beubeubeubeubeuebu...
Gasser: (Flys out of TV) I want to try too! Gasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasgasg as...
Jelly Jiggler: Let's do this Nu handkerchief! Nunununununununununununununu nunu
Fukiriri: AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR CAST!
Tamama: Hiyo! I'm Private 2nd Class Tam (Gets hand covered my Keroro)
Keroro: If we tell them now, they won't read the next chapter, "The Bag Full of Smelly Secrets"!
Natsumi: There will be me and Sarge and Tam... Oops! (Hits head) I forgot!
Giroro: I won't be in there yet...
Kululu: I have a long time before I have to go... Kukukukuku!
Dororo: I have... way to much time before I show up...
Keroro: Did anyone hear anything?
Dororo: WHY DOES HE FORGET! (Goes to corner and traumas)
Keroro: Anyway, there will be more fun and awesomeness on the next episode... ah... chapter, "The Bag Full of Smelly Secrets"!
Kululu: I can insert us in there right now. Using my shiny new weapon... KUKUKUKU!
Giroro: RUN!
Kululu: KUKUKUKU