Okay I finally updated this story :) I typed 4 more chapters up on my laptop but my USB wasn't working so I had to type this chapter again -.- But it's all good now.

Oh I fixed my kappa mistake from the last chapter and when I read the reviews I literally blushed at the computer :I Thanks for telling me xD Oh and now I've learnt that caps can be used for good as well as evil ;)

Disclaimer: No I do not own Saiyuki...in fact it's so painfully obvious I don't why am I putting this disclaimer up? o.O

Chapter Two: Chibi Monkey

Hakkai carried me all the way to the dining hall (1) of the inn and then proceeded to set me down at a table which unluckily for me, also had Gojyo and Sanzo seated around it. I stared at Gojyo and he just stared right back at me, this went on for about 10 seconds until he cracked.

"AHAHAHA"

"Thutup!" (2)

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"THUTUP YOU BATHSTARD!"

"Now now Gojyo, Goku can't help being in this predicament." Hakkai said with that annoying twinkle in his eyes which suggested he was laughing just as hard at me too, he just wasn't as obvious.

Sanzo just sat there smoking away on one of his many cigarettes and his most holy of all holy scriptures…the newspaper and was trying to ignore everything around him.

I just glared at Gojyo and started to think of many painful ways I could get back at him for laughing. It was then the food arrived and my stomach gave a low rumbling growl (A/N Imagine a motorbike engine starting and you'll get the picture). Not even waiting to ask I started to inhale the food and was so caught up in eating and chewing and trying to cram as much as humanly possible into this tiny mouth of mine I forgot to breathe between mouthfuls, which obviously caused me to choke and have a huge coughing fit.

"I think we should discuss Goku's current situation while we have the chance and how are we goi-" Hakkai started to say but was interrupted by Gojyo. So sighing he dropped the subject for now.

"Damnit monkey slow down a little and leave some for the rest of us!" Gojyo cursed trying to get as much food as he could onto his plate before I wolfed it down.

"Mmfugh deurgh nafimugh!" Was my brilliant and tactful comeback.

All of this the fellow occupants of the hall watched with growing looks of horror on their faces as they watched a kid eating about 10 times his body weight in food.

"Goku I really think you better slow down…people are staring." Hakkai warned me as he saw that the entire inn was silent and staring.

"Buth I'm huuuuuuuungry!" I pouted, putting on the good ol' puppy dog eyes.

At that moment Gojyo got sick of watching HIS food go down that monkey's throat.

"He. Said. Slow. Down." Gojyo growled at me as he walked round the table and picked me up.

"Woths wiff everyone picking me up today!" I screamed struggling and trying to bite Gojyo.

"Whoa rabid chibi monkey!" Gojyo murmured trying not to get bitten.

"WOULD YOU TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO READ HERE!" Sanzo suddenly roared looking up from his paper and firing his gun everywhere. It would seem that trying to ignore everyone hadn't been working for Sanzo so he went for the tad more violent approach.

We both stopped fighting each other as Gojyo dived for cover from the bullets still carrying me, which ended up with me getting squished by him.

"Lemme go you bloody kappa, you shtink!" I tried to shout but my words were somewhat muffled seeing as my face was being squashed against his chest.

"Right sorry monkey." He panted and rolled off me.

Breathing hard trying to get as much oxygen as I could back into my flattened lungs I struggled to my feet. As I did I spied the food which I had forgotten all about whilst being squished. Grinning evilly I made a dash for the table but Gojyo had read my thoughts and was also making a mad dash for the table. It seemed though that we were both too late since Sanzo pushed it over with one foot and the table and its contents came crashing down.

"You stupid bastard whatcha go and do that for?!" Gojyo yelled glaring daggers at Sanzo.

"Oh I'm sorry was that your dinner?" Sanzo replied smirking at Gojyo which inevitably started a huge fighting match.

"YOU STUPID HIGH AND MIGHTY MONK!"

"IDIOT!"

"BASTARD!"

Whilst that was going on Hakkai knelt down beside me.

"Goku you really should be more careful, in this state your body is weaker and more prone to getting seriously injured." He said with a look of concern etched across his face. But I didn't answer still staring at the ruined food, my lip starting to tremble.

"Goku?"

And to my intense shame I buried my head into Hakkai's shoulder and burst into tears.

(1) Okay I had a mental blank and I can't remember what that place is called where you eat at an inn…Unless it is that? Well it just doesn't sound right to me -.-

(2) Okay I know the lisp sounds a little weird…well a lot weird but when I put on a lisp and spell it out loud it sounds like that D: Not that I do put on a lisp and say it out loud o.o –cough-

Yayness 2nd chapter finished...though it was a bit rushed and now I'm scared I'm gonna get flamed in a review o.O But I think I've grown more back bone for reviews now :p