Hello fellow readers. My name is Deadpool is you didn't get that from the title or cover image. I am watching the second episode of X-men: Evolution. The first episode had a major flaw (not having me) so I hope this episode will improve the already horrible first impression. Thanks you my ONE reviewer and yes I am continuing this.
Ok so we start of in a suburban house and oh my Deadpool there I am. Wait a minute I don't have long hair or hair at all. So I'm dreaming about falling...Wolverine probably pushed me out of the Blackbird again. I'm in the basement and wait a minute, parents? Cerebro comes up and for Deadpool sake this is f*****g Catwoman or whatever she calls herself. So the blanket and pillow are stuck in the wall and I assume I wont be in this...f**k.
So the opening credits are up and I'm still not in it. Right the blue elf guy is running to school and teleporting. He runs into the principle and HAHAHAHAHA she call him Mr. Wagner sounds like Mr. W****r (damn this anti-swear thing). One eye comes to the rescue and apparently blue elf is addicted to burgers (is that what the kids call it these days).
So Catwoman (I get it wrong comic company...fanboys more like fan****s. Oh come on REALLY!) is trying to sneak out and gets caught. She said some things but I only took in: Like, crazy and you know (no I really don't). Catwoman goes off to school (and she wants to go, probably for those 'breakfast burgers' Mr. Wagner ''slight chuckle'' is so crazy for) against her fathers wishes.
Wheels and redhead are in the Blackbird. They are talking about connecting and some guy called Lance (I guarantee he won't be important later).
So now wheels and redhead are talking to Catwomans parents (thats right I said or typed it again. Give me all you got trolls. I have two nice swords and a f**k load of guns here waiting for you). They start talking outside probably so the animators don't have to do the living room, they are so lazy these days. Wheels asks them about last night and from a different perspective it could come of the wrong way. The parents go in and redhead has to go to school.
My old buddy whats his name is cleaning his bike and smells a bike. Ghost rider? Me? Nope it is sabertooth. How come whenever they have a Team X reunion they always forget about me? Wait why is Badger cleaning his bike on the roof?
Badger then puts on the yellow spandex because tight yellow or orange clothes are manly and tough. Hang on a helmet over hit cowl? He has a healing factor!
One eye and blue elf decide to follow him because why the hell not. They get into a sports car because that is low profile.
Catwoman (I dare you) is walking down the corridors alone HA. When I was in high school everyone followed me everywhere, mainly because if they didn't I would have k-worded them all (wrong show, come on then). Catwoman (Yes I am doing this every time) is pushed into a locker. I remember that happened to me once...the bullies mysteriously disappeared and were discovered in a locker a few days later but with several swords in them.
Some dude is spraying the lockers and Catwoman (Chimichanga) falls on him sparking so much fanfiction that was immediately dismissed because of this Kiotr stuff. The guy with the spray paint on his face uses his power to open lockers. I can imagine it now.
''Don't worry Mr. Mayor I can open the school bus doors by making myself look constipated.''
Such a future. He then says something about rocking her world when Catwoman runs away (probably looking for Batman, yes I went there) and it just sounds weird.
Locker opener watches the girls exercise and plans on breaking into the office to steal exam answers. He looks at Catwoman (Last time I swear) and plans on using her (sounds weird from my angle). Locker opener then uses his power to knock over a girl and nobody then gets suspicious. Catwoman (guess what, I lied) then ran into red head and then ran away again. I thought she was supposed to be bad at sports.
She then goes to the stage to express her anger and a very clumsy anger might I add. She then works out she had ghost like powers but redhead finds her. They start to talk, well yell and talk and then red head gets in her head. Locker opener then threatens redhead and then harasses Catwoman (is it boring now, to bad). He tells her to meet him outside the office.
Wheels is suspicious about locker opener and meets his greatest enemy once again. More dangerous than Magneto, more powerful than Apocalypse and more common than a romy fanfiction...stairs.
One eye and blue elf follow badger to a parking lot and nails finally arrives. Wait, nails is badgers father, wow I did not see that. Fangs motorbike is destroyed and lands on one eyes car. Battle ensues which is mainly car throwing but a battle nonetheless.
One eye and blue elf arrive in their uniforms? Did they just happen to have them. Nails manages to escape in a lift which instantly makes him uncatchable especially after badger tore down the door so he could jump down and get him. I would have just dropped a grenade or something.
Catwoman meets locker opener by the school. They talk about control and stuff. Catwoman (dammit I missed the last one) then walks into the office letting locker opener in. Locker opener steals some exam answers and Catwoman (it feels so pointless since I forgot one) tries to escape. The parents and redhead arrive but locker opener makes oh dear Deadpool, books fall on them. Oh the humanity. Oh wait there is a bookcase that red head can easily lift off the dad.
Locker opener brings down the office (so much for subtlety) and the parents try to reason with Catwoman (it just isn't worth it) but she stands up for herself. But then the school starts to come down but it is ok since redhead can protect everyone except maybe anyone who was in the school and wasn't with redhead and the family is reunited and everyone walks out of the destroyed school.
Wheels was waiting for them and probably didn't call any authorities (they would end up getting the hulkbusters). Locker opener is then recruited by the blue lady (I wonder is she and the blue guy are connected in some way...probably not) and Catwoman (I'm going to have to call her something else to stop myself from crying) joins the Y I mean X-men.
Well I hope you enjoyed this and please review but remember any bad reviews and you will find out how sharp my sword is. What episode do you want next? One with me perhaps? Laters.