I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS
Too Young. What?!
Tsunade and Jiraiya are leaving the Hokage's office
Tsunade: I bet he's at Ichiraku's
Jiraiya: I doubt it.
Tsunade: What do you mean?
Jiraiya: He was complaining about being thirsty before we entered the village. You might want to check the bars in the village. More to the point, the bars that have people being thrown out on their heads.
Naruto walking up to a bar
Naruto: They must've built it while I was gone.
Naruto walks in and up to the bar
Naruto: Sake!
Bartender: Ain't you a lil' young to be drinkin'?
Naruto glares at the bartender
Naruto: Too young? What! I'm too young? What! Not old enough? What! Is that what you're saying? What!
Bartender: Yeah, you're too young.
Naruto: If there's one thing ol' Naruto hates more than a big, stupid jackass, it's a big, stupid jackass that tries to tell him what to do. What! Now, you got 'bout two shakes of a rattlesnake's tail to give me that sake or I'm gonna drag you across this bar and stomp a mudhole in your ass. What! What! What! What!
Bartender: You're too yo…
Before the bartender can finish, Naruto drags him over the bar and makes good on his threat.
Naruto: I told you, you son of a bitch! Don't you ever try to stop Naruto Uzumaki! What!
Some of the other bar patrons pull Naruto away from the bartender, doing so just causes Naruto strike at them also. Soon the whole bar is trying to stop Naruto and true to Jiraiya's predictions people are being thrown out of the bar.
Tsunade and Jiraiya are walking towards the bar in hopes that this is the one he went to.
Jiraiya: This is it. That kid is like a rattlesnake, you never know when he's going to strike.
Tsunade tries to help some of the injured patrons.
Tsunade: Is he really that bad.
Jiraiya: Well, you see his handy work. I'll go in and try to calm him down, he at least makes and attempt to listen to me.
Jiraiya walks in to see the bartender serving Naruto sake.