2 Not-So-Sweet Revenge

Step One: Aggravate the prefect.

"Good morning, Hibari-san!" My eyes shone bright as I approached the perfect leaned comfortably against the gate. I squinted jokingly at the pile of goons unconscious by the entrance.

He glared at me dangerously as he uncrossed his arms from his leaning position.

"What did they do? Steal Hibird?" I smirked. "They shouldn't have—we all know how you like your little birdies."

Reborn was already in position to shoot a certain brunet with a Dying Will bullet from the rooftop of Namimori High when he noticed an unfamiliar student approach Hibari Kyoya.

Oh?

He watched as the girl stopped in front of the prefect, clutching her sprained left arm. The hitman recognized the girl as Suzume Rikamori—the girl whose head he used as a jumping platform, causing her to fall through the window. He had no choice—he had to chase after Skull, who had just attempted to defeat him using his fucking pet octopus for the tenth time. He (haphazardly) tried to make it up to her by having Tsuna "save" her remains from the prefect though.

Wait a minute… He squinted at the brunette as he watched the head prefect take out his tonfas. Suzume… Rikamori?

Didn't that name sound familiar?

"Remember me?" Suzume greeted cheerily, gesturing to her arm. "Well you probably don't, since you put me in the hospital for a while."

Bystanders started running for their lives into the school as the scene progressed.

Ahhh! Rikamori-san's back!

Hiiie! It's that girl! Why is she provoking Hibari-san!

Can't she see he just beat up some Yankees!

Hibari Kyoya's irritation grew as he recognized the girl. It was the herbivore that fell through the window from the fourth floor. He took out his tonfas. Perhaps she needed another lesson to steer clear from him…

"For insubordination, I'll bite you to death." He lifted an arm to strike her when—

"'Bite you to death'?" she echoed, grimacing. "I think your catch phrase needs to fucking die. Seriously? 'I'll bite you to death'? Is that your fetish?" she made gagging sounds. "My mom always told me: 'some things we keep to ourselves.' You should try that."

SNAP.

And so the chase began.

"I'll bite you to death!"

"Go get your porn from someone else!" the girl shouted as she delved into the building.

Meanwhile, the scene was being watched by the guardians from the classroom windows. Sawada Tsunayoshi had choked at the girl's outbursts. He was pretty sure the whole school heard that.

"Wh-What is she doing?!" He spluttered. Didn't he just save her last month from the guy!

"Dame-Tsuna," Reborn appeared in a camouflage cosplay, a sniper rifle slung at his back. Tsuna immediately paled. "What do you know about her?"

"Hahahah she's in my class, actually." Yamamoto suddenly supplied. "She's really smart, you know? I dunno why she'd do that."

"S-Smart?!" Tsuna squeaked.

"Yeah, hahaha! Wasn't she the girl that represented Asia in last year's International Defense Symposium?" Yamamoto rubbed the back of his head. "Japan won best defense and everything…"

"What!"

"Talked to her about it once! She said militaries kept pestering her to be their strategist or something!" Yamamoto laughed. "It was a good joke though."

Tsuna sweatdropped. He suddenly doubted it was a joke.

Reborn had a twinkle in his eye that made Tsuna more nervous by the second. "That's right, Dame-Tsuna. You should know this—you're going to succeed Vongola, after all…"

Tsuna shrieked as Reborn suddenly aimed his rifle at him. "A strategist would be a nice addition to the family, wouldn't it?"

"Hiiiee!"

Before reborn could pull the trigger, his ear picked up the sound of an explosion.

"LAMBO-SAN IS HERE TO FINALLY DEFEAT REBORN AND MAKE HIM MY SERVANT! NYAHAHAHA!"

Reborn's eye twitched. That little...

Suzume's POV

Okay, so maybe I didn't think this through enough.

Aggravate prefect? Check.

Try to outsmart prefect? Check.

Run if you can't outsmart him? Check.

Now what?!

"Now, now, Hibari-kun…" I gulped as my back reached the dead end wall of the corridor. I watched as his eyes gleamed darker as he sauntered towards me. "I know you're really angry, but just try and breathe a litt—" Smash. "You almost bashed my head in!" I stared at dent in the brick wall disbelievingly. Small pieces of cement dropped onto the top of my head.

Currently bracing my head on the floor—it was my final attempt at evading his tonfa from where I stood. I let out a nervous laugh.

"Herbivore…" His voice was dripping with venom. "…any last words?"

Here we are again. Death at the hands of the fucking prefect.

From behind him, I saw a weird-looking cannon flying towards us. The fuck? I squinted at it.

"Uhhh… there's a bazooka coming towards us?"

POOF!