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Act 1 scene 2

Ginny Weasley: Ron! You were supposed to take me to Madame Malkin's and use those sickles Mom gave you for my robe fittings!

" I don't act like that" Ginny was pissed

Harry: Uh, who's this?
Ron: Uh, this is stupid, little dumb sister Ginny. She's a freshman. Ginny, this is Harry. Harry Potter. It's Harry Potter.
Ginny and Harry shake hands.
Ginny: Aw, you're Harry Potter! You're The Boy Who Lived!
Harry: Yeah, and you're Ginny.
Ginny: It's Ginevra.

Ginny cringed at the use of her full name. Hermione felt bad for her.

Harry: Cool. Ginny's fine.
Ron: Stupid sister! (He claps in her face) Don't crowd the famous friend!
Hermione: Do you guys hear music or something?
Harry: Music? What are you talking about?
Ron: Yeah, someone's coming! Whoa!
They notice three girls, an Asian one in the front, all dancing Japanese-like.
Cho's Posse:Cho Chang
Domo arigato, Cho Chang
Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang
Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang
Ginny: Aw, who's that
Harry: That's Cho Chang.
Ron: Yeah, that's the girl Harry totally been in love with since freshman year.
Hermione: Yeah, but he won't say anything to her!
Ron: Well, yeah, you never tell a girl you like her. It makes you look like an idiot.

All the guys except Snape and Dumbledore were nodding that it's true while Hermione and Ginny were rolling their eyes at guys being idiots

Ginny goes over and taps the Asian girl on the shoulder.
Ginny: (bows) Konnichiha, Cho Chang! It is good to meet you! My name is Ginny Weasley!
Lavender Brown: Fish I ain't Cho Chang!
Ron: That's Lavender Brown! (Claps in her face) Racist sister!
Cho Chang: (with a Southern accent) Oh, it's alright! I'm Cho Chang, y'all.
Harry: She is totally perfect!
Ron: Yeah, too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory.

All the people in the room bowed their heads in respected for Cedric.

Harry: What? Who the Hell is Cedric Diggory?! What is that? Who is that guy?
Cedric comes between the four and sweeps his arms so they all fall down.
Cedric Diggory:Oh, Cho Chang
I am so in love with Cho Chang
from Bangkok to Ding Dang
I sing my love aloud for Cho Chang!
Cho, Cedric and Cho's Posse exit.
Harry: Uh! I hate that guy

RON: So are we gonna get those robes or not!

GINNY: Okay, alright! I'm going!

RON: God, sister!

Fred and George snorted. Their younger siblings so acted like that.

The four walked off stage, and someone walked on.

GOYLE : Present your arm nerd!

Draco raised an eyebrow. Was that supposed to be Crabbe and Goyle?

NEVILLE: B-bu-, w-what?

GOYLE: Indian burn, hex!

NEVILLE: GYAH!

RON: Oh, Crabbe and Goyle...

Everyone snorted.

GINNY: Oh, are you okay?

HARRY: Hey, why don't you just leave Neville Longbottom alone, huh?

GOYLE: Well, well, if it isn't Harry Potter! You think all because your famous, you can boss everyone around.

Severus snorted. That was the truest statement known to man.

HARRY: No, I just don't think it's cool for guys your size to be picking on guys like Neville, come on.

GOYLE: Oh, well, you know what I think? I think, glasses are for nerds! CRUSH! We hate nerds!

CRABBE: And girls!

"That explains so much."

RON: Well, you asked for it! You don't mess with Harry Potter! He defeated the Dark Lord when he was a baby!

The twins laughed as 'Ron' practically hid behind 'Hermione'.

HERMIONE: All right, everyone just calm down. Occulus reparo!

HARRY: Woah, cool!

"Need to remember that spell..." Harry mutttered.

HERMIONE: Now let's leave these big baby childish jerks alone.

"Nice one, Hermione."

"Thank you."

DRACO: Did someone say Draco Malfoy?

Everyone besides Draco and Severus were laughing so hard that tears were coming out of their eyes. Draco was being played by a girl! Severus' mouth was twitching slightly though.

Draco was freaking out he was not a girl.

Harry: What do you want, Draco?
Malfoy: Crab, Goyle, be a dear and go pay for my robes, will you? So, Potter, back for another year at Hogwarts, are you? Maybe this year you'll wise up and hang out with a higher caliber of wizards.

Everyone bursted out in laughter again this time it was at the pose that 'Draco' did.

Harry: Hey, listen, Malfoy, (puts his arms around Ron and Hermione) Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole world. I wouldn't trade them for anything.
During Harry's lines, Ginny tries to put her arm around Ron but is pushed off.
Malfoy: Have it your way. (He notices Ginny) Wait. Don't tell me. Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion? You must be a Weasley.
Ron: Oh my god lay off Malfoy. She may be a pain in the rear end, but she's my pain in the rear end.

"didn't know you cared Ron"

Ron blushed and the twins fell on the floor laughing.

Malfoy: Well, isn't this cute! It's like a little loser family. Hogwarts has really gone the dogs. Luckily next year I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!

"What's Pigfarts" Sirius asked Draco

"How should I know"

This year you bet, gonna get outta here
the reign of Malfoy is drawing near
Ill have the greatest wizard career,
and its gonna be totally awesome
Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say
And that Potter won't be in my way, and then
I'll be the one who is totally awesome!
Goyle:Yeah you'll be the one who is totally awesome.
Hermione: C'mon, guys, we're gonna miss the train!
The entire cast gets into three lines.
Ensemble:Who knows how fast this year's gonna go?
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow
At this point the cast starts to make train motions that gradually speed up.
Harry:Maybe at last, I'm gonna talk to Cho!
Ron:Oh no, that be WAY too awesome!
Ensemble:Were back to learn everything that we can
it's great to come back to where we began
and here we are (they lurch forward as if the train has just stopped),
and alakazam! (they jump into the air)! Here we go, this is totally awesome!
Come on and teach us everything you know
the summers over and were itchin' to go
I think we're ready for
Neville Longbottom: Albus Dumbledore!
Ensemble:Oooooo Ahhhhhh.
Cast pulls two benches to either side of the stage. Albus Dumbledore enters.
Professor Albus Dumbledore:Welcome, all of you to Hogwarts.
I welcome back you all to school. Did you know that here at Hogwarts
we've got a hidden swimming pool?

"We do?" the twins, Sirius, Harry, Ron, Draco, and Snape asked Dumbledore

"Not to my knowledge" all their spirits were crushed

Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome, all you hotties, nerds, and tools
Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts
I'd like to go over just a couple of rules:
My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am Headmaster of Hogwarts. You can all call me Dumbledore. Suppose you could also call me Albus-if you wanted detention. I'm just kidding. I'll expel you if you call me Albus.

"Is that true sir" Harry asked. Dumbledore just had a gleam in his eyes that frightened everyone in the room.

Ensemble:Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it's all that I love, and all that I need.
At HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS
Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
To Gryffindors!

The Gryffindors cheered.

Hufflepuffs!
Ravenclaws!
Slytherins!

Draco cheer in a low voice.

Back to the place where our story begins
it's Hogwarts, Hogwarts,
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, what's its name?
Ensemble:Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Dumbledore: I didn't hear you kids!
Ensemble:Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Harry: Man, I'm glad I'm back.

"Next" the boys demanded.