Yay!! My second one tonight!! I'm so pround of myself! :) I'm on a role!

Title: For Shame, Edward Cullen
Rated: K+
Summery: Ehh, just another random EdwardxNessie fluff. Has no point whatsoever. Esme's a bit ooc

Quote: Ohmigod!! It's Carlisle wearing tights...and tights...and OH MY GOD POINTY SHOES!! (me during New Moon.)

Also...

(Bella) I'm coming!! (Edward) No, I don't want you to come.

(Only me and Sami can think of a way to crack up laughing in the middle of the saddest part of the whole damn movie...)

Esme's POV

I have to say, I think I just might spontaneously combust. Just from happiness alone.

Edward is happy after many, many, years, and he has what none of us has.

He has a daughter.

Nessie was about four by the looks of her, and she and Edward had gotten closer than ever. As much as Edward wanted to be with Bella at every moment, he still had Renesmee to take care of.

Let me explain.

After Bella had gotten used to the vampire-out-in-public thing, she had to hunt way more, leaving Edward with Renesmee.

Hence, the bonding was born.

As of right now, Renesmee was forcing Edward to watch Spongebob.

Poor, poor Edward.

Poor, poor me; I was sitting here watching it with them. Renesmee's head was lying on Edward's lap as he stroked her hair away from her face. I have to say the Edward was an excellent father. He has all the right qualities: compassion, a loving nature, and also a protective nature.

I feel terrible for the boys who will most likely get hurt because of their thoughts or actions towards Renesmee.

Nessie suddenly looked up at her father and said, "Do you know how a unicorn sounds?"

Edward looked down blankly and asked, "Uh, like a horse?"

Good try, Edward.

"No, Daddy. They go 'lolololololololololol pshhhh'," Nessie said very matter-of-factly.

"Oh, silly me," he said sarcasticly. "I can't believe I didn't know that."

Renesmee laughed like wind chimes. "I can't either, Daddy."

Edward rolled his eyes. "Any other random facts for me?" He asked.

Renesmee pursed her lips. "Mmm, no. Not that I can think of."

"Okay, then," he murmured and pressed his lips to her forehead as she focused on the TV once again. He continued to keep his lips at her forehead as she watched her show.

The show ended and Nessie looked up. "Let's have a pop quiz!!" She exclaimed excitedly.

"About the show?" He asked.

"No. Okay, how does a unicorn sound?"

Edward sighed. "'Lolololol psh'," he said unenthusiastically.

Renesmee sighed. "That was horrible," she said.

"Yes," I said. "For shame, Edward Cullen."

He grinned at me as Renesmee was giving him unicorn lessons. After a while he finally got it somewhat right.

"Edward?" I asked.

"Yes?"

"You would make a horrible unicorn," I muttered and he laughed.

Oh, poor Edward. He'll never get the joy of being a unicorn :( Oh, well.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!