(A/N) Thank you all very much for the massive amount of reviews! I love you all! YAY! Ahem, anyway. As I promised... you reviewed... so I write more now. By the way, I'm still not sure on what to use for the pairing, so don't determine it by what happens in this chapter okay? (That is your warning...)

Disclaimer: I do not own any of Arakawa-sensei's characters from FullMetal Alchemist. I DO however own this story, plot, and otherwise.

Other Disclaimer: Just so you know I'm not implying all girls are this specific way... (believe me I'm nothing like this)

At first, I was completely clueless on where to even go or what to even do. Hell, I don't go to the mall much...

Suddenly I felt my stomach growling, begging for food. "It's gotta be at least noon by now.." I said to myself, heading for the food court.

"Wait..." I stopped and turned the other way, "Yeah its um... this way...?" Five minutes and I was already lost. Pathetic.

I frantically searched for one of the directory thingys getting hungrier and hungrier by the second.

"Hey, you lost?" I heard an all too familiar voice talking to me.

"Yeah," I said to my best friend Roy "I'm glad you're here. Can you show me where the food court is?" I asked casually.

"I'm glad you're here too." he stepped uncomfortably closer.

At first I didn't get it. I stood there looking at him wierd until finally the message went to my brain 'Shit! I'm dressed like a girl!'

How easy it is to forget you're wearing a skirt.

"I'll show you." he held my hand and led the way.

If he wasn't my best friend, I swear I would have kicked his ass right then and there, but whatever... he was leading me to food anyway.

When we'd reached there I reached in my pocket to pull out my money. Again, I realized, I wasn't wearing my pants.

"Shit." I cursed glaring at the skirt I was wearing.

"What?" Roy asked putting his arm around my waist. Gawd that was disturbing.

"I don't have my money... can you buy me somthing? I'll pay you back later." I whined.

"So you DO plan on seeing me again.." he grinned.

"Well duh..." I started, then quickly stopped myself. I was doing it again.

When Roy was up at the counter ordering me a cheeseburger I was thinking about how forward I must of sounded, for someone he'd never met before. Well someone he THINKS he's never met before.

Soon enough he returned and we sat down at a table and I scarfed down my burger while he rambled on about himself.

I noticed a few tables over Riza Hawkeye was giving me death glares. I swear to God I almost screamed "I'm not a girl, dammit!" but I refrained.

Chills raced down my spine when I felt Roy's hand go on my knee. "You know," he said looking in my eyes "I never believed in love at first sight... before I met you."

Such a cheesy pick-up line. Roy was more of a pervert than I'd ever thought before, which is quite amazing by the way.

After finishing my food, my eyes wandered around trying to figure out what to do for the next four hours and fifteen or so minutes...

"Do you enjoy that?" he asked me.

Suddenly I whirled around and decided to actually pay attention to him. Having no idea what he was talking about I blankly nodded.

Then I realized his arm was strectched out. And I wondered where his hand was. I looked down and blushed furiously, though I don't know why, it wasn't my real chest anyway.

"Perhaps we should find somewhere more... private." he said standing up and dragging me along to wherever the hell he was going.

"Um Roy..." I suddenly wondered if he'd told me his name.

"Yes?" he replied, and I took a sigh of relief.

"Where are we going?" I inquired rather innocent sounding.

"To a nice little shady spot right outside.." he said trying to sound sexy or somthing "By the way, what's your name?"

"Ed..." I stopped realizing Edward wasn't a girls name really "Win..." no wait he already knew Winry... "Uh..."

"Edwina?" he said with a straight face (how, I have no clue).

"Uh yeah..." I said trying not to laugh.

Suddenly we were outside again and sitting on a bench. There was nobody else around. At all. This was bad.

"Uh Roy..." I said uneasily.

He stroked my hand, creepily I might add, and I pulled it away. I was ready to end that right then and there, I whispered in his ear "Roy! It's me!"

I wondered if he knew what I was talking about. I realized he didn't by his reaction of whispering something that didn't make sense and nibbled on my ear.

That was it, best friend or not, he was getting punched in the face. I raised my fist and almost made contact with his head but he grabbed my hand and stopped me. Then... he did something rather unexpected... he kissed me.

Yes my first kiss I was dressed in drag, and I kissed my best friend Roy. Just my damned luck.

However much I was disturbed by this I didn't pull away. No, not because I was enjoying it (definately not that), but because that was the most disturbing thing that had ever happened to me, and that's an understatement.

When I'd finally regained my sanity I pulled away practically gagging.

"I'm great aren't I? Roy said praising his kissing skills.

"AAAAAARGH!" I screamed in his face and grabbed his hand and shoved it up my shirt.

"Wow aren't you a forward little..." he started to speak but I'd shoved his hand beneath the bra and underneath all the socks.

"So..." he said not even bothering to pull his hand out of my shirt, which must have looked rather odd...his hand beneath some girls boobs. Really, I wouldn't have blamed someone if they had run away screaming after seeing that. "You're trying to tell me you have a flat chest?" he said completely obliviously.

"No, you dumbass!" I screamed in his face "It's me! Edward!"

(A/N) Hahahaha that one was a little shorter than the last but not much. Hey its pretty good for updating within less than twenty four hours. Well you know the deal, you give me reviews, I give you more chapters. So... REVIEW!

Hehehe, I'm so mean to my beloved Edward... I wonder how Roy will react!