Hey guys! I was looking back at my old stuff, and I saw my grease thing, and I thought, hey, why not try it with songs from other musicals? And, huzzah, this was born. I thought Emmett and Jasper were totally perfect for this, I hope you like!
DISCLAIMER - the song is from Spamalot, and SM owns Twilight. Bah.
Emmett and Jasper – The Song that Goes like This
Music starts up; Emmett and Jasper appear on either side of the stage. Emmett is dressed as a knight, Jasper as the lady of the lake. Jasper looks disgruntled.
Emmett – (running to centre stage) Once, in every show...there comes a song like this (sappy) It starts off soft and low...and ends up with a kiss... (Edward whoops from the audience) Oh where is the song...that goes like this....where is it? Where? (looks one way) Where? (looks other way)
Jasper – (monotone) A sentimental song, that casts a magic spell, we all will hum along (audience think: not likely) we'll overact like hell (Emmett pretends to faint) Oh this, is this song, that goes like this...yes it is
Emmett – (grabbing Jasper) Yes it is!
Jasper – Yes it is. (looks like he wants to kill Emmett)
Emmett – (walking, pulling Jasper along, towards the top of the stage) Now we can go straight into the middle eight, a bridge that is too far for me... (Bella, Edward, Alice, Carlise, Rosalie, Esme, whole of audience thinking: true.)
Jasper – (still monotone) I'll sing it in your face, while we both embrace (moves away from Emmett) and then...we'll change...the key
Emmett – KEY! Now we're into E! That's...awfully high...erm...for me (some rubbing their ears)
Jasper – But everyone can see we should have stayed in D. (I should have stayed at home)
Together – For this is our song, that goes like this (holds on)
Emmett – (running right forward now, puts hand on chest and looks patriotic, Jasper takes his chance and retreats) I'm feeling very proud!
Jasper – (speaking) You're singing far too loud.
Emmett – (turning back and speaking too) That's the way that this song goes!
Jasper - (bored) You're standing on my toes. (Emmett – wait, what? Jasper – it's in the song, doofus)
Together – Singing our song, that goes like this!
Jasper – (head in hands) I can't believe there's more!
Emmett – It's far too long, I'm suare (meant to be sure, but says it weirdly)
Jasper – That's the trouble with this song, it goes on and on and on!
Together – For this is the our song, that is too long (hold on long)
Jasper – Jesus Christ, Goddmanit! We'll be singing this till dawn!
Emmett – (still enjoying himself) You'll wish that you weren't born! (Jasper – I wish I wasn't born)
Jasper – Let's stuff this damn refrain, before I go insane.
Together – The song always ends like this (hold on this....for ages, and ages, and ages...Jasper grabs a pot and smashes it over Emmett's head – Emmett falls.)
Song ends. No clapping from anyone except the other vampires, who seem to have enjoyed themselves immensely. :D
You likey? Review, my little ones!
And for those who said I should do a Twilight/Grease crossover, I am planning to, but I have a lot of other ideas, so it might be a while before I get on it. But I will, because I love the idea too! YAY FOR DANNY EDWARD!
REVIEW EVEN IF YOU ARE JUST ABOUT TO PRESS THE BACKBUTTON! REMEMBER I HAVE COOOOOKIES!
I would like to do more, so should i? Aha, i have ensnared you with a question!
Ok, i really am going now!
TTFN folks!
Love, Helena x