Chapter II
"Lesbian ....... ?!" Harry repeated scrunching up his brow in confusion.
"What's that ?" He asked Ron.
"Ohh is it like that Lesbianese food or something ?" He quickly asked, before Ron had a chance to even answer his first question.
"Honestly Harry !" Ron exclaimed disappointedly.
"I thought you where supposed to be THE boy genius !" He added as he shook his head forlornly.
"Well even THE Boy Genius doesn't know everything !" Harry grumbled, as he crossed his arms and turned away from his best friend.
'Honestly!' He thought to himself, 'Ron could be SO insensitive sometimes !'
"Harry A 'Lesbian' is a muggle thing !" Ron stated exasperatedly.
'Honestly !' He thought to himself, 'Harry could be such a ........ well such a muggle sometimes !'
"Ohh is it ?!" Harry questioned, quickly turning back around.
"Wow ! I've never heard of it, and I used to be a muggle." He added.
"Well it is." Ron replied firmly. After all Ron considered himself to be quite the expert on muggle things - well didn't his own father work for the Ministry of Muggle Affairs, and hadn't his own sister tried to kill a couple of them in her first year at Hogwarts!
'Yes' Ron thought smugly to himself, If you wanted to know anything about muggles then you needed go no further than him!
"Harry, a 'Lesbian' is a type of singer." Ron finished rather knowledgeably.
"A singer .... ?" Harry queried confusedly.
"Well I've never heard of him !" He stated firmly, crossing his arms to further emphasis his point.
"No you nitwit! I said TYPE of singer. Like a blues singer, or a country singer. Ron quickly corrected Harry.
"Ohh." Harry nodded.
"So, Hermiones going to be a singer then. "
"Yup." Ron replied, happy that the boy genius wasn't a complete idiot after all.
"So, how do you know that then ?" Harry suddenly asked.
"Ohh, Ginny likes lots of lesbian stuff. " Ron replied, quickly grabbing his books and leaping from his seat, as the bell for the end of class rang.
"Ohh" Harry stated happily, as he quickly grabbed Hermione from the floor and ran after his friend.
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"Hermione I really don't know what your screaming and performing about" Ron mumbled around a mouthful of food.
"You know we might have actually had a chance to do those transfiguration spells today if you hadn't made such a fuss. And anyway I think Snape gave you a really great choice." He continued.
"Yeah ! I want to be a lesbian too " Harry stated, wanting to join in consoling their friend.
"Do you think if I asked him nicely tomorrow ....."
"You know you two are not funny " Hermione whispered tearfully, as she stood up and glared angrily at her two best friends.
"I thought you were both better than that, but really your just a pair of juvenile male prats !" She sobbed.
"Well maybe I am better off being a lesbian after all !" She cried, as she quickly raced out of the room.
"See." Ron smiled triumphantly, as he slapped his friend across the back.
"Now she wants to be a lesbian !" He stated happily.
"Yeah." Harry smiled.
"We make great best friends, don't we Ron." He smirked.
"We certainly do Harry ! 10 points to us !" Ron laughed.
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"Oww !" Hermione yelled, as she ran smack bang into a rather solid object.
"Mione ?! Are you all right ....." Asked a rather startled Weasley.
"Gin ....... What are you doing here ?" Hermione asked, quickly forgetting her sore head.
"Running into Damsels in distress it would seem" Ginny smirked.
"Although unfortunately I think I mean that literally." She sighed melodramatically.
"Ginny, did I ever tell you that your a complete idiot sometimes ?!" Hermione shook her head rather amused at her friends silly antics.
"Constantly M'Lady." Ginny smiled, as she threaded her arm through Hermiones, and led her off towards the library.
"So what ....." Hermione began.
"Ohh, I had a Divination paper to finish for next period, so I figured I'd skip lunch for the library." Ginny stated merrily.
"Gin !" Hermione stated disapprovingly.
"Well it is only Divinations Mione." Ginny smirked.
"So what caused you to run from your lunch crying, into my arms then ?" Ginny asked, to quickly change the discussion from her less than scholarly habits.
"Not that I'm complaining now mind, but ...." Ginny continued.
"Ohh Gin." Hermione cried, tears beginning to well in her eyes again, as she tightly wrapped herself around her dashing young friend.
"Its all so horrible !" She loudly sobbed.
"What is ?" Ginny asked, beginning to become a bit worried.
"Ohh Ginny I couldn't possibly tell you !" Hermione wailed.
"Well you don't have too Min ...." Ginny began.
"Ohh Ginny, I'm going to ..... I have to ...... you see ...... Well Gin, I'm a lesbian !" Hermione cried, as she hugged her young friend even tighter.
" ?! " Said Ginny, as the beginnings of a smirk settled on her merry young face.
TBC ........
"Lesbian ....... ?!" Harry repeated scrunching up his brow in confusion.
"What's that ?" He asked Ron.
"Ohh is it like that Lesbianese food or something ?" He quickly asked, before Ron had a chance to even answer his first question.
"Honestly Harry !" Ron exclaimed disappointedly.
"I thought you where supposed to be THE boy genius !" He added as he shook his head forlornly.
"Well even THE Boy Genius doesn't know everything !" Harry grumbled, as he crossed his arms and turned away from his best friend.
'Honestly!' He thought to himself, 'Ron could be SO insensitive sometimes !'
"Harry A 'Lesbian' is a muggle thing !" Ron stated exasperatedly.
'Honestly !' He thought to himself, 'Harry could be such a ........ well such a muggle sometimes !'
"Ohh is it ?!" Harry questioned, quickly turning back around.
"Wow ! I've never heard of it, and I used to be a muggle." He added.
"Well it is." Ron replied firmly. After all Ron considered himself to be quite the expert on muggle things - well didn't his own father work for the Ministry of Muggle Affairs, and hadn't his own sister tried to kill a couple of them in her first year at Hogwarts!
'Yes' Ron thought smugly to himself, If you wanted to know anything about muggles then you needed go no further than him!
"Harry, a 'Lesbian' is a type of singer." Ron finished rather knowledgeably.
"A singer .... ?" Harry queried confusedly.
"Well I've never heard of him !" He stated firmly, crossing his arms to further emphasis his point.
"No you nitwit! I said TYPE of singer. Like a blues singer, or a country singer. Ron quickly corrected Harry.
"Ohh." Harry nodded.
"So, Hermiones going to be a singer then. "
"Yup." Ron replied, happy that the boy genius wasn't a complete idiot after all.
"So, how do you know that then ?" Harry suddenly asked.
"Ohh, Ginny likes lots of lesbian stuff. " Ron replied, quickly grabbing his books and leaping from his seat, as the bell for the end of class rang.
"Ohh" Harry stated happily, as he quickly grabbed Hermione from the floor and ran after his friend.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Hermione I really don't know what your screaming and performing about" Ron mumbled around a mouthful of food.
"You know we might have actually had a chance to do those transfiguration spells today if you hadn't made such a fuss. And anyway I think Snape gave you a really great choice." He continued.
"Yeah ! I want to be a lesbian too " Harry stated, wanting to join in consoling their friend.
"Do you think if I asked him nicely tomorrow ....."
"You know you two are not funny " Hermione whispered tearfully, as she stood up and glared angrily at her two best friends.
"I thought you were both better than that, but really your just a pair of juvenile male prats !" She sobbed.
"Well maybe I am better off being a lesbian after all !" She cried, as she quickly raced out of the room.
"See." Ron smiled triumphantly, as he slapped his friend across the back.
"Now she wants to be a lesbian !" He stated happily.
"Yeah." Harry smiled.
"We make great best friends, don't we Ron." He smirked.
"We certainly do Harry ! 10 points to us !" Ron laughed.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Oww !" Hermione yelled, as she ran smack bang into a rather solid object.
"Mione ?! Are you all right ....." Asked a rather startled Weasley.
"Gin ....... What are you doing here ?" Hermione asked, quickly forgetting her sore head.
"Running into Damsels in distress it would seem" Ginny smirked.
"Although unfortunately I think I mean that literally." She sighed melodramatically.
"Ginny, did I ever tell you that your a complete idiot sometimes ?!" Hermione shook her head rather amused at her friends silly antics.
"Constantly M'Lady." Ginny smiled, as she threaded her arm through Hermiones, and led her off towards the library.
"So what ....." Hermione began.
"Ohh, I had a Divination paper to finish for next period, so I figured I'd skip lunch for the library." Ginny stated merrily.
"Gin !" Hermione stated disapprovingly.
"Well it is only Divinations Mione." Ginny smirked.
"So what caused you to run from your lunch crying, into my arms then ?" Ginny asked, to quickly change the discussion from her less than scholarly habits.
"Not that I'm complaining now mind, but ...." Ginny continued.
"Ohh Gin." Hermione cried, tears beginning to well in her eyes again, as she tightly wrapped herself around her dashing young friend.
"Its all so horrible !" She loudly sobbed.
"What is ?" Ginny asked, beginning to become a bit worried.
"Ohh Ginny I couldn't possibly tell you !" Hermione wailed.
"Well you don't have too Min ...." Ginny began.
"Ohh Ginny, I'm going to ..... I have to ...... you see ...... Well Gin, I'm a lesbian !" Hermione cried, as she hugged her young friend even tighter.
" ?! " Said Ginny, as the beginnings of a smirk settled on her merry young face.
TBC ........