A/N: My least favorite DADA teacher met a ignoble end in the books not so much here but it's Haiku can't get to descriptive.
-TFGM
Strange elf named Dobby
Told to stay away lied
Elf disappears strange elf
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Lockhart is a fool tool
Chamber of secrets opened
Is Draco the Slytherin heir?
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Duel club with Lockhart
Harry speaks Parseltongue unknowingly
Is Harry Slytherin's heir?
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Ron attacked no one cares
Hermione figures out attacker Basilisk
Lockhart runs much rejoicing
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Chamber found Ginny found
Basilisk found and fought Harry hurt
Fawkes saved Harry joy
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Diary destroyed joy
Lucius taunted Dobby freed
No final exams