*Matthew walks out on stage*
Matthew: Hi everyone So this won't be a chapter but an author's note
Audience: Boo!
Matthew: I know but I have partially come to the conclusion: I'm quitting Fanfiction.
Audience: WHAT?!
Matthew: Sorry it's just I suck at it, my stories are getting no where. I'm have my mid-life crisis at 13 [right now], I'm having emotional and that trauma for your head. I'm having that and I feel like I have no one and I... I just don't know what to do anymore. Sorry for the inconvience. This will be posted on all my stories.
*Matthew walks off stage*