Hello! LocalTalent53 here. Here's the next chapter! It's another Wind Waker chapter, by the way. I'll try to see if I can get up a Twilight Princess one up next. Sorry, this one's short too.

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Boss Battles Gone Wrong!

Boss 2: Armored Helmaroc King

Link scurried up the tower, dodging the Helmaroc King's head as it lurched forward, attempting to smite him. He smacked the Bokoblin out of the way, and climbed up onto the roof of the tower. The ceiling began closing in, and Link cheered. "Take that, you stupid bird!" he shouted. He began dancing.

Suddenly, the Helmaroc King burst through the small opening right before it snapped shut. Its shrill cry filled the empty air overhead.

"Ha! You think you're so smart, screaming at me, but I know your weakness." The overgrown Kargarok stared intently at him. Link continued. "All I have to do is get you to try and peck me, as to where you will get your beak stuck in the roof, and then I'll smash your head with the skull hammer. Then, I'll simply repeat the process three more times, to which the mask will break and then I'll defeat you with the Master Sword. What do you think of that?" The Helmaroc King thought for a moment, then landed. "Come to accept defeat, have you? I knew it, you chicken-"

"ARMOR UP!" hollered the Kargarok, and suddenly it began glowing. Link had to close his eyes. When he opened them, he stared in awe. The Helmaroc King now had full body armor!

"What do you think of ME now?" mocked the Kargarok. Link trembled in fear and backed up, almost into the spikes. In the process, he fell over. "I thought so. Now, prepare to meet your doom!" The monster bird flapped his armored wings, but could not lift himself up. "Oh no! I'm too heavy!" It tried to take off one last time, and became airborne for a full three seconds before plummeting towards the concrete below. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Crash!

Link got back up and brushed himself off. "Well, that was easy." He grabbed the heart container, struck a victory pose, and then turned and walked straight into a spike, taking away all his hearts.

Game Over

The End

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