A/N: Since everybody seems to love this, I'm writing some more of these! My thanks go to AcornpounceQueenOfDaKitties for suggesting this and the next song!So feel free to follow her lead! And I basically changed all lines, even those that come more than once over different parts of the carol.
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, and this is purely parodic and is not meant to be taken serioussly!
E.g. I kinda like Nightcloud after reading CT but still took a jab at her.
We wish you a healthy leaf-bare,
We wish you a healthy leaf-bare,
We wish you a healthy leaf-bare,
And no dead kits!
All gingers we ban from this Clan,
All gingers are evil!
And so are mice!
We want some juicy drama,
We want some juicy drama,
We want some juicy drama,
That all ends well!
Dovewing is a Mary Sue,
Jaybae forever!
And Lionblaze sucks!
ThunderClan should shrink,
ThunderClan should shrink,
ThunderClan should shrink,
And Nightcloud must die!
And I'm outta ideas again. Feel free to leave some of your own lines though!