Our Slice of Heaven

Chapter 2

By: Novalee Phoenix

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Rating: M for mature

Wow! Hey everyone, thanks sooo much for reviewing! I was in such shock, still am, at the response I got for this story. I didn't think it would do that well. I do apologize though for the long wait. I have been very busy with going to school, working, and doing club activities. Besides, you're response to the last chapter was so great, I wanted to make this chapter just as good and enjoyable for all of you!

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You guys are awesome! And just to answer you're questions: yes they were all completely drunk and out of their minds. Now on with the story, and don't forget to read the A/N at the end of the chapter for next chapters summary.

"Mr. And Mrs. Kaiba! Are you up yet?!" a voice radiated through the door. Tea's heart stopped at the mention of the two last names.

Kaiba's eyes widened in apparent shock at the titled Mrs. in front of the Kaiba name. No one spoke for a while as the maid banged once again on the door. Tea just stared into nothingness. Her thoughts on how the hell this could have happened. They couldn't have been that drunk, could they?

As she contemplated this, the door suddenly opened and a middle aged woman entered the room. It didn't take long for Tea and Kaiba to be jolted from their thoughts as she screamed at a very naked Seto and Tea Kaiba.

"Oh my! Hoot! Hoot!" she screamed in apparent shock as she pointed at them, her head snapping back and forth from Tea to Seto. Seto had enough of this as he noticed the maid kept staring at a certain body part.

"Oh the hell with this!" Seto roared as he approached the pale maid and near to threw her out of the room. He was so angry, he never realized his nakedness until he shut the door. By that time, half of the maid staff had ran up the stairs to see what the problem was. Of course, the view they saw would cost them their jobs, but at least they would be fired with a wonderful image and one thought in mind: Mrs. Kaiba must be a very pleased woman indeed.

Tea just stood there. Shock wasn't quite the word she was looking for. Kaiba suddenly stopped in front of her. He looked just as disbelieving. His blue eyes were most definitely hard right now, but that wasn't the only thing.

It must have been the biggest mistake of her life. She knew he was standing close to her, knew he wanted to ring her pretty little neck, but she wasn't aware of how much scarier his lower half could be. Being a virgin, she had most definitely never known sex. Of course, she had seen pictures and one time Joey had made her watch that interesting Porno but besides that, she knew nothing of what a man possessed lower.

It was the scariest thing she had ever seen. How did he even get that in her? Was that why she hurt so damn much?

"Get away from me!" she pushed him away suddenly, too embarrassed with herself as to mention why. Seto Kaiba looked really pissed now. He was trying to get a hold of his senses. Having a naked Tea standing in front of him had sent his senses reeling. Sometime during the ordeal, she had dropped the sheet concealing her body from view. After he had thrown the maid out, he turned around to go and get some clothes having firing people on his mind at that point. But all was forgotten when he saw her standing there blankly starring ahead and…….naked. She looked like true perfection to him. Long beautiful slender legs, nice round butt and hips, toned stomach, full beautiful breasts. He shook his head. He shouldn't be thinking about her at a time like this. But he couldn't help the sudden ache he was feeling in a certain lower body part as he watched her.

"What the hell happened?" Tea asked absentmindedly as she watched her now husband approach her again. She was just standing there trying to get her emotions under control. It was beginning to become extremely hard though with what was in front of her. He was hot! A tall, lean muscular figure stood before her. He had muscles in all the right places, she mused, and then had the thought that if she ever ran into his trainer, she would thank the man profusely. She had never thought Seto Kaiba would look this good, but now she knew the truth. Those trench coats were going to be burned come the next morning.

Her eyes glanced over him and then quickly ran back up to his face. She then noticed he was smirking and his gaze was somewhere else. "Seto Kaiba, my eyes are right here." she stated crossly her finger pointing to her very red face.

"I know. But your towel is down there." Seto stated. His voice held a hint of amusement in it and for a second Tea was lost in that one sentence, until she realized the implications. Bending down quickly, she grabbed the sheet.

"How dare you look at me!" she screeched. Seto wasn't prepared for the slap that echoed through the room. Silence was a welcoming greeting, for a while.

"Ow! What the hell did you do that for?!"

"How dare you look at me like I'm a piece of meat!"

"Well, you didn't seem to mind so much last night while I was pounding into you!" Realizing what he had just said, Seto put his head in his hands embarrassed by his lack of self-discipline.

"Screw this!" he yelled and stomped over to the bathroom to take a shower and put on some clothes. As he walked into the door, he thought that maybe a cold shower would be better to help him clear his thoughts.

Tea watched him enter the bathroom and slam the door shut. Great! Just great! We've only been married 24 damn hours and already we're fighting. Tea rolled her eyes and started looking for her clothes. She wanted to get dressed and get out of here as fast as she could. She could just see the radiating heat coming from the bathroom door from Seto and she wished not to be there when the apocalypse hit. She grabbed the nearest clothing she could find and nearly ran down the poor maid that was still sitting outside the door in shock.

Tea stared at her for a while. "Are you alright?" she asked a bit concerned. The woman looked like she was ready to faint.

Just as the question hit the maid, she shot up from her sitting position on the floor and bowed low to Tea. "Please excuse my rudeness Mistress."

"It's okay." Tea stated putting a hand on the maid's shoulder. The maid smiled up at her. Well, at least I can attempt to make some friends in this household. Now all I have to do is make sure that crazy husband of mine doesn't fire them all. "What's you're name?"

"I am Navarro, Kayo mistress." the maid bowed once again.

"Tell then please Mrs. Kayo. What happened last night?" Tea asked walking briskly down the hall. She suddenly found a door opened and headed for the empty room, Kayo following.

"You don't remember?" Kayo asked warily of her new mistress. She didn't want another outburst on her hands. Once she realized Tea was staring at her intently to continue, she began confidently. "It was an event of a lifetime. I would have never imagined that my boss had such a heart."

"W-what happened? Please, tell me everything." Tea stated. She had to restrain herself from strangling the woman but instead took up the task of buttoning up the white collared shirt she had picked up.

"Well, let's see. Everyone was having a really good time. By two this morning though, most of the patrons had left. Their was only us hired help, the priest, you and Master Kaiba, and a few other guest. Well, all of you were quite enamored. Especially that priest. He drank to much I'm afraid." Kayo tsked and for a brief moment had a look of utter disgust on her face. But she quickly pushed it aside and went on with the story. "Well, you and Master Kaiba came out and Master Kaiba asked you to marry him, and you said yes. You both decided not to wait and the priest married you both off. Oh, I can just imagine the gossip now." the little maid giggled to herself. It sure was nice to see her boss so distorted last night that he married Tea Gardner, but she was pleased with her new mistress.

Tea stopped dead in her tracks from putting on her blue jeans, eyes wide with shock. "No!" she suddenly groaned startling the young maid next to her.

"I'm afraid so mistress."

"Please don't call me that. It sounds so mid evil. Just Tea please." Tea asked Kayo.

Hiding a smile, the maid turned around to leave the room but then paused in her stride. "Breakfast will be out soon Mrs…er…Tea.". The door closed and the maid disappeared.

Tea made her way to a nearby chair and sat down. How the hell could she even think of eating breakfast at a time like this!? She didn't even want to think of what Kaiba was doing right now. She was too afraid to even take a look. When she heard the angry slam of the nearby bedroom door and the colorful words being mumbled, she figured it was Kaiba.

Taking a deep breathe, she stood up and opened the door. She made her way down the hall following him slowly. She didn't want to be the one to get murdered, not now that her career was taking off.

He could feel her presence behind him, wanted to turn around and stomp on her. Yes! he thought maniacally. Like a little flower. Just stomp, stomp, stomp!

Tea was starting to become very afraid of Seto by the time they had reached what she thought would be called the foyer. Seto's eyes had become very cold and hard, his shoulders slumped, and he had a wicked grin about him. She was suddenly startled when he broke out into a fit of hysterical, almost evil, laughter. Then she briskly stepped away from him when he started shouting something about stomping on flowers.

A/N: Okay, just like a promised, this is a short summary of what the next chapter may be about, not sure yet. Seto and Tea will have a nice chat with the drunken priest and finally have some fill ins to their story. Also, it seems that the paparazzi are on their tails!

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Love,

Nova