AN: Hey Guys! Thank you so much for reviewing! Sooo, here ya go!
Disclaimer: I haven't yet put my master scheme to someday own twilight in action yet. So for now, I don't own twilight.
EPOV
When I woke up, Rosie and Ali helped me bathe. I usually don't like it, but they let me play with the toys and bubbles! After I was done bathing, Alice helped me put on a orange shirt with a lion on it and some brown jeans. I can't walk by myself because of my boo boo, so Rosie carried me down stairs. Esme made me lots of chocolate chip pancakes, they tasted really good.
"Twhank you!" I say smiling happily.
"Edward" says Carlisle walking into the room "A nice lady is going to come by today and ask you some questions ok?" I nod my head along with him.
"Hey Squirt" says Emmett plopping down nest to me. He sits down so hard I fly into the air a little bit. I giggle, because Rosie starts yelling at Emmett. Esme looks up from the pretty picture book she is reading and laughs. I climb on to Rosie's lap and start playing with her hair.
"Wosie?" I ask her "Why does your haiw look like gold? Ith it made outta gold?" I am extremely curious as to why her hair is made out of money.
"No, sweetie. My hair isn't made out of gold. Thank you though." I am slightly embarrassed by the fact that I thought her hair was made out of gold.
"Wosie, Ethme, which one of you is my mommy?" I ask. They both look shocked. "Which one of us do you think is your mommy sweetie?" I think for a second before smiling widely "Ummm well, I wath hoping that both of you could be my Mommy" I know I said the right thing because they both smile widely. Rosie looks like she is about to say something, but before she can Ali Screams from upstairs. "EMMETT, WHY DID YOU PAINT MY CLOTHES BLACK?" Emmett looks scared.
"Edward" he whispers "Come hide with me, she will be less mean if your there" I nod my head, and he picks me up and runs to the closet. Alice finds us easily, because I can't stop laughing.
"Emmett, you are in so much trouble! I am going to have to go buy a whole new wardrobe….." Alice's face brightens immensely at the realization "On second thought, thank you! I am going to have to go shopping in Tokyo now! Rose, Esme, wanna come with?" I am confused, where is Tokyo and what is shopping?
"Ali, what ith thopping?" Alice looks shocked
"Shopping is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone in the entire universe, shopping is love, life, and heart. Shopping is where you can spend hours trying on clothes and then taking them home, after you buy them of course."
"Sounds boring" I reply. Emmett laughs behind me and ruffles my hair. "Finally, there is a real man in this house of wimps!" Emmett swings me onto his back and walks upstairs to his room.
"Do you know how to play video games?" He asks, throwing me down on the bed.
I shake my head no.
"That's cool, I will teach you." He pops a disk into the shiny machine and soon, a guy in a red shirt with overalls, a red hat, and a HUGE moustache pops up on the screen.
"Ok, so all you have to do is make this guy hop over the blocks, and get the stars" says Emmett showing me which buttons to push. We play for an hour before Momma (Rosalie) tells me to come down stairs. Emmett picks me up and carries me down the big stairs. There is a lady in a suit waiting in the living room.
"Hello Edmund" she says staring at Emmett with this weird look in her eyes.
"My name ith Edwad." I say, slightly annoyed. I'm not even sure she heard me; she just kept staring at Emmett.
"Do you want to get in my Bothas pants? (Botha= Bother)" I ask, using the statement I heard Emmett say last night about Momma (Rosalie).
Emmett starts laughing really loudly, he is laughing so hard we fall over. Momma has to take me away from Emmett so he doesn't squish me. The lady in the suit looks embarrassed.
"Edwad, where did you here that?" She doesn't look to happy, so I decide now is a good time to lie.
"Ummm, I heawd it on TV a while ago, and my name is Edwad!"
"That is what I said Edwad" she replies, looking at me like I'm the idiot.
"No! My name is Edwad!" I try to pronounce it correctly, but it is hopeless.
"Edward, his name is Edward" says Momma looking annoyed.
"Oh! Ok, then Edward. I need to ask you a few questions." I nod my head for her to continue. We are now all sitting on the couch and I am playing with Momma's hair. I think she was lying when she said it wasn't made out of gold.
"So, do you like living here?" I nod my head happily
"Ali and Momma let me play with a wubbew ducky in the rub this morning." I announce proudly "I nevew played with a wubbew ducky before, my old Daddy wouldn't let me" I become sad at the thought of my old daddy. Would he try to take me away from my new family?
The lady in the suit asks a few more questions before leaving. I got a little cranky after she left because I am hungry and tired. Mommy (Esme) made me some pasta and I ate it really quickly. Afterwards, we decided to all watch a movie together. Emmett wanted to watch some thing called The Haunting and Connecticut, but Momma said it was too scary for me. I wanted to watch toy story. I saw a commercial for it on the TV a few months ago, but I never got to see it.
"Do you have Toy Stowy?" I whisper shyly into Momma's ear. She nods her head and looks at Ali. Soon enough, Woody pops onto the screen. I laugh and clap my hands.
I fall asleep around half way through the movie.
"WAAAAAH" I cry, waking up in a dark room with no one around scares me.
"Ali! Momma! Mommy! Emmy! Daddy! Jazz! ANYONE" I shout. I have been lying down trying to figure out where I was for around 10 minutes. Finally, I feel a pair of cold arms pick me up.
"Shhhh, its okay Eddie" says Emmett trying to comfort me. I stop crying and cling to him like a life line.
"Sorry Squirt, everyone else has gone hunting. It's just you and me tonight"
"I-I can't sleep!" I whimper, think of an idea "I need cake."
"Oh, Squirt! You know Rosie will kill me!" says Emmett with a look of horror in his eyes. It is true; Momma hates it when I have sugar.
"Pwease, Emmy Beaw?" I try the puppy dog face Ali taught me today.
"Oh, alright! Just don't tell Rose." I jump into his arms and he carries me down to the kitchen. He places a slice of chocolate cake in front of me. It's bigger than my head! I dig in happily.
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Emmett POV
I am so screwed! I now know why you don't feed kids cake this late at night! Rosalie is gonna kill me! Edward is currently sitting on the couch, singing hot n cold on Sing it! (AN: DON"T OWN SING IT, DON"T OWN HOT N COLD, DON"T OWN HAUNTING IN CONNETICUT, AND I DON"T OWN TOY STORY!)
That isn't the bad thing though, it is 5 o'clock in the morning and the rest of the family are going to be back any minute now!
"EMMETT PAUL MCARTEY CULLEN!" shouts Rosalie from the door way.
Too Late.
"Why is Edward up?"
"MOMMA, MOMMA, GUESS WHAT? EMMETT GAVE ME CAKE!" shouts Edward from the couch. His whole body is vibrating slightly from the sugar rush. Rosalie looked like she was about to yell at me again, but before she could, Edward threw up all over my shirt. He started to cry soon after, afraid that I would hit him. I couldn't exactly comfort him, I was covered in barf. Rosalie walks over to him and picks him up.
"It's alright sweetie. Emmett got what he disserved." She glares at me before taking Edward upstairs to clean up some.
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