1Date: 1213 B.C.E.
To: iamyourgodthunderbolt.god
From: appletosserdiscordian.god
Subject: invitations
Dearest Father,
I just finished chatting with Ares on GMN. Imagine my surprise when he informed me that he had just come from the rehearsal dinner for Peleus and Thetis. I had no idea the two were to be wed. I guess my invitation must have been lost. stares pointedly Hermes is getting so careless these days.
I hope to hear from you soon in regards to the date and time of the wedding.
Your humble daughter,
Eris