Interviewer – Hello! Welcome back to another episode of Interviews with the Interesting Underground Monsters! I am your new interviewer because of an…unfortunate event. Today our wonderful guests are the famous skeletons brothers – Sans and Papyrus!
Sans – *is sleeping*
Papyrus – SANS! WAKE UP! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING US ON TV! *shakes Sans*
Sans – Huh? Oh. Hi.
Interviewer - *sighs* Anyways, how are you two?
Sans – Eh, fine.
Papyrus – BAD! IT'S ALL SANS' FAULT!
Interviewer – Interesting. What's your favorite food?
Sans – Anythin' from Grillby's.
Papyrus – SPAGHETTI! SPAGHETTI! SPAGHETTI! SPAGHETTI!
Sans – Calm down, bro.
Interviewer – *sighs again* Last question. What is your favorite quote?
Sans – Do you want to have a bad time? Or…or...*launches into speech*
It's a beautiful day outside
Birds are singing
Floweys – I mean flowers - are blooming
On days like this, kids like you
Should be burning in hell.
Papyrus – OH MY GOD SANS!
Sans – What? It's normal.
Papyrus - *sighs* MY FAVORITE QUOTE IS SPAGHETTI IS NOT FULL OF REGRETTI.
Sans – Bro, the quote is "Spaghetti is full of regretti."
Papyrus – SHUT UP, SANS!
Interviewer – There you have it! Our interview of the day! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm not coming back ever again.