Disclaimer: You figure out what belongs here.

A/N: I decided to continue this since I have major writers' block. Writing nonsense and stuff always clears my mind and IQ points. 0_0

Part 2: Rabid-Sue Hermione!

Harry gasped overdramatically. Oh no, there couldn't be a Rabid-Sue Hermione!

"Ah, but there is!" screamed R-S (for short) Hermione, as if she could read minds without even training in the art of Legilimency, "You know how they some horrible writers always make me all perfect and stuff? Well here I am so perfect that I melt un-perfect peoples' eyeballs off!"

At that, many peoples' eyeballs melt and/or burn off.

"AHHHHH! MY EYES!" yell many people. "WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF THIS?"

"Muahahaha! And now I will create a perfect world with perfect people and perfect Mary-Sues!" screamed R-S Hermione beautifully and crazily, if that's possible.

Suddenly the doors to the great hall burst open, and in the doorway stands someone: Regular not perfect Hermione!

"Regular not perfect Hermione! You've come to save us!" said Harry.

"Yes, yes I have," she said, and a flame thrower appeared in her hands, "I'VE COME TO DESTORY ALL RABID-SUES AND MY RABID-SUE COUNTERPART!" She started running towards her R-S counterpart, the flame thrower on, and sometimes hitting innocent bystanders, melting their faces off, and sometimes hitting multiple R-Cs.

"Say goodbye to your life R-C!" said regular not perfect Hermione.

"EEP!" said R-C Hermione awes-mazingly, if that's a word.

"No, that's not a word, Slyther-Claw," said regular not perfect Hermione.

Well, excuse me for not having a thesaurus in my brain!

"Your excused!" said Harry, speaking for the second time this chapter.

IT WAS A RETORICAL, YOU ASS! Then, Harry was magically thrown out of the Great Hall, while protesting "I was only trying to !"

Regular Hermione took her flame-thrower and pointed it directly at R-C Hermione.

"Bye, bye you, Mary-Sue!"

And then melted the Rabid-Sue.

"Noooooooooooooo! I'm !" Screamed R-C Hermione. Soon, R-C Hermione was a puddle on the floor, and all the rabid bunnies and Mary-Sues were gone. Harry had somehow appeared back in the Hall, much to the puzzlement of the readers. Ginny Weasley still wasn't back though, because Slyther-Claw still dislikes her, she is so awful in Slyther-Claw's opinion, "I'm an author, not a Miracle worker. So, I can't make her less awful then she is, therefore, I erased her from this story."

The End…?

A/N: Wow, that really relieved me of my Writers' Block! Expect my other serious stories to be updated, if I can manage to gain my IQ points back! Remember, say what you think about this fic, whether it be awful, funny, etc….