A/N:
So I'll comment on the last chapter now that I can't spoil the previous chapter.
The tone of Bowser's narration was kept purposefully simple and attempting to mimic the way he talks from the games.
As time goes on she might become more articulate and lewd in her descriptions.
The word Super is highlighted all the time, because usually when you play one of those Mario and Luigi RPG games, they have some kind of keyword that is always highlighted at the start. It's usually related to the core gameplay for that game. Like Bros Attacks and every time you see Bros Attacks come up it's in some bright color and highlighted.
So I was mimicking that as well.
Again, you can google Bowsette if you want images of her.
It's remarkable.
It's the best, most inspiring thing I've seen in a long time.
Chapter 2 - The Bridge
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed evilly.
Mario stood there, stunned.
That's right punk! I've mixed it up! I'm not a giant turtle. Now I'm a babe with horns, a tail, and I breathe fire!
I still have a my spiky black collar around my neck, and the bands on my arm and wrists. Those same spikes that used to be my calling card as a Giant Koopa have been re-sized to my new limbs. I'm not just a sexy babe. I have thorns too!
"So you've arrived, Mario!" I challenged.
I'm on the bridge again. Kamek often asks me why I keep putting bridges over molten lava moats.
It's because I feel like it.
He beat me on the bridge that first time. And after that I became obsessed.
I'm gonna keep fighting him on this bridge until I get him.
Besides, I keep mixing it up. Sometimes, even if he drops me in the Lava I have another form. I have Giga Bowser. Kamek helps sometimes. I have whatever.
This time, I have the Super Crown!
He's already confused. He's babbling on, wondering if I'm Peach.
I look so much like her.
But I'm big and busty.
Hah!
He's asking if I'm Peach's mother!
I guess I look like that.
And he doesn't know where to look!
Hahaha!
Yeah, I'm naked. My breasts are jutting out proudly. My fat nipples are actually stiff as diamond from the excitement of the oncoming fight.
I'm panting little embers of fire.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mario! He looks so dumb when he's flustered. He is shyly putting his gaze away from my naked, glorious body.
It's not as cool as my old Koopa body, but I'm still a King, baby! I have that majesty stuff!
Oh. Oh!
Look, he's darting little glances. Think I don't see you checking out these jugs?
Ahahahaha! He's kinda cute! He's blushing!
He wants an answer as to who I am.
I don't feel like going over the whole story as to how this happened to me.
Instead, I do what I always do. I take a deep breath and I roar.
I roar so loud that the castle shakes. The sound waves alone push Mario two feet back.
He lands with a crouch. One hand holding his hat onto his head.
And when he looks up at me he ain't shy no more.
He ain't looking at my tits or my hips, or my bare snatch.
He's glaring straight into my eyes, ready to fight.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's the look.
You recognize me. You know me. No matter what I look like. No matter if we're in space or back in time, or what ever else is happening.
You know me.
We've been doing this dance for years and years. People come and go.
But always it's you and me and this bridge.
And you hear me roar, but you don't cower.
You're the only one that never cowers. My roar only makes you more brave.
And we fight.
He's just such a slippery little punk. He's peppering me with fireballs. I guess he found a fire-flower somewhere, because he's in that skippy white uniform.
Yeah.
Just like me, Mario changes forms a lot. It's not just his clothes any more than this Super Crown is just a hat.
The fire flower sinks deep into his body and puts fire in his skin.
It's not as hot as mine but it's nimble and rapid.
Annoying!
But this time I'm also fast.
These human limbs aren't as menacing, but they're nimble!
With a balled up fist I knock the fire flower powerup out of him, and send the Hero rolling ass over head ten feet back.
Ah.
He sprung to his feet. Damn. It's so hard to put him down.
Ah?
Er. Did I knock him towards the axe?
Uh…
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
I scrambled over.
Normally there's no chance and I would only look on like a moron as he swings the axe at the ropes keeping this bridge up.
This time I dashed with all my might.
Flashes of every defeat ran through my eyes.
Falling, again and again, into the lava.
This new form is faster and stronger, and even more pretty.
Am I still gonna lose?
My heart was racing.
The bridge collapsed but I dove towards him with my arms outstretched.
I tackled him to the floor!
I collided with Mario in a sprawl of limbs. We're sent rolling around, undignified, on the floor, wrestling for dominance.
My crown stays miraculously on. In the confusing mess of sweaty limbs, I even catch one of his white gloved hands going for my Crown.
Tch! This guy! Clever guy! He's trying to remove my powerup!
But I slap his hand away.
This crown isn't going to just fall off. It's magic just like his fire-flower powers. It's fused to my identity. It's part of who I am now, and he'll have to beat it out of me. And I won't let him.
Kamek says that my new body is about 7'01. Which is extremely tall compared to a human.
Kamek also said that Mario is 5'01. I guess he comes up to my breasts, so I have the leverage over him. I am able to wrestle him and pin him down.
I'm still a monster. I'm still strong, so I have to win this wrestling match. I don't even know how he did that well against me in a contest of power.
That's Mario. Mysteriously, he always rises to the challenge. It's infuriating. It puts fear into my heart even when I can't possibly lose.
Because I often lose even when it should be impossible.
But I do it this time. I catch his wrists and pin them to the warm stone floor. We're both illuminated by the orange glow of the lava lake we had been fighting over. I grin and glare down to him. My hair is frazzled. My skin is glistening in a sweaty sheen.
I'm panting little puffs of smoke from excitement.
He looks up at me, defiant, but unable to struggle free.
…
Hah.
I mount him. My hips are over his.
His blue overalls feel coarse and rugged on my soft thighs.
But these soft thighs have power inside. And I have him under me. He can't move.
I look over, slowly, as if I can't believe it.
Hah. Ahahaha.
The bridge.
The bridge is gone but I'm still here.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed loudly. "I finally captured you, Mario!"
I laughed with my head thrown back.
I did it. I did it!
In my excitement from the fight the fire in my belly had become more violent than a hurricane. It was fighting to get out of me.
I roar again. I breathe fire at the ceiling until I'm out of breath.
But then it's not enough. It's not enough! It's driving me crazy!
I'm panting madly. My eyes are darting around, wild.
I keep staring at Mario. His sweat-sheened face. His rugged mustache.
Those fierce blue eyes.
He's struggling under me so helplessly.
Ahhhhh! My monster blood is boiling! This is amazing! This is the fucking best!
Mario.
Mario!
