Naruto: Chicken
Butter"Wow, what a heated match!
It lasted 40 seconds!" The Hokage shouted.
"Ohhhhh"
the crowd went, staring like mindless puppets.
"And now we'll take
another break...for no apparrent reason whatsoever!"
"Yaaay"
the crowd went on.
"If they don't stop that I'll personally
stick a big fat umbrella up their big fat *beep*"
Everyone
stared at Naruto in disgust as a kunai was thrown at him.
"ALSO
NOTED ON THE LAW ON THE SEVENTEETH CENTURY FORMED BY THE QUEEN OF
ENGLAND! YOU SHALL NOT BEEP!"
"But oh well, the games
have been postponed til the 24th of December 2042 because Santa Claus
has all the other dates bucked up..." the Hokage continued under
his breath.
"*Beep*ing
*beeeep*"
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So for no godamn apparrent reason again, everyone was randomly
teleported to the world of Lara Croft.
"What the hell?!"
Naruto shouted out.
"Shhh, it's probably an attack from our
enemies..." Sasuke whispered to Naruto.
"Natla you wont
get away!!!" came a voice from a woman chasing after a squarrel
while tripping over a rock.
"Errrrm, who are you?"
Sakura asked the woman.
"Im Lara Croft, and im the divine
princess of the Tomb Raider series, yes, im breaking the fourth wall
but I dont care, I'm Lara Croft" she began to praise herself.
But soon after she was aten by the ugly duckling, and Sqaud 7 was stuck in the world of Lara Croft...now deceased.
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It
was 1998 in Raccoon City, and well, there were zombies and crap.
Also
Leon Kennedy and Claire Redfield.
"Wow, look at that animal
Guy Sensei!" he went over to the zombie and patted it on the
head, however it started to bike his arm.
"Aww! Look, he
likes m- OWW YOU SON OF A BITCH!!" Lee used his taijutsu to kill
the zombie.
"That was smart...Lee..."
"Please
don't hate me Guy Sensei!!!" he was crying at Guys feet.
Tenten
and Neji called him an idiot as they were fighting through zombies,
but they bumped into a woman in a red dress.
"KILL THE BITCH IN
THE RED DRESS!!!" Lee ran after her, but she took him to the
ground by shooting his leg.
"I'm not your enemy - they
are!"
"My names Ada, I came here to..." she carried
on shooting the zombies.
"Look for my husband John, and even
though hes most probably dead by now, I'll come here anyway for
having no common sense whatsoever!" she carried on.
"But
we have zombies to
kill!"
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Silent
Hill.
"HELLLOOOOOO!?" Shikamaru shouted out.
"It
looks like this towns deserted, quick! Rob the shops!" Choji ran
to the food restaurants stealing all the food away.
"This
towns fog is huuuge, and why the hell are there random holes in the
street...?" Ino stayed close to Shikamaru.
A man started
running up to the group and put his hand on Ino's
shoulder.
"Excu-"
"ARRGHHHHHH!" She shouted
and slapped the man to the ground.
"Whats all the fuss...?"
Shikamaru turned around to see a man floored.
"...Have you
seen my daughter? About this big? Around 8 years old? Black hair?
Blue dress? Likes to run away from me alot?" he asked
Shikamaru.
"Why don't you just carry a picture of her? Won't
that be easier?"
"Yes"
"Then why dont
you?"
"Because?"
"Because
what?"
"Because!"
"..."
"..."
"Your
shoe laces are untied."
The man looked down and Shikamaru
stabbed him with a kunai.
"How annoying..."