An attempt at Trolling by a Weirdo

by funkyorange

Exactly what it says on the tin. Will start after My Immortal's finish: I will troll like Tara and then post a chapter where everything is spelt right. Flame, but don't be serious about it. It's a joke, people.

2. A very, very short chapter one

i triyd tol gt to voldfmrtt. hois ugcly preppy fece4 wif n nose greted me. Dis woz not ghud. So i jumpd in frunt of da bullit hed sent at drgo. It hurt me whn it hit. I deecided 2 give up da fite. I woz ging 2 dye.

Itz a shrt cchapta but da next wll be longr an dot wryy but evoby se wll be oky.

TRANSLATION:

I tried to get to Voldemort. His ugly preppy face with no nose greeted me. This was not good. So I jumped in front of the bullet he'd sent at Draco. It hurt me when it hit. I decided to give up the fight. I was going to die.

It's a short chapter but the next will be longer and don't worry about Enoby she will be okay.

Well, what do you think? Am I Tara-ish enough? Or should I just abandon it here?

Love, funky xxxx