A lot of requests were put in for a part two. Well guys, here it is!
Lightning opened the door, her gunblade ready to fire at the little intruder. It was kind of amusing to her that a spider could ruin their morning so quickly…
"You're actually one of very few guys that I know that keeps their house clean," She said. "Too bad it won't stay like that for long."
"Thanks for the complement-THERE IT IS!"
"Where!?"
"NEAR THE PORTRAIT DISPLAY! GO FOR IT!"
Snow, with the jar in his hands, dove for the spider and tried to trap it in the jar; he completely missed.
"Aha! Wait…dammit."
"In the kitchen!" Lightning jumped over him swiftly and slid into the kitchen. "Where'd you go?"
"Light…!"
She turned around. "What?"
"…It's on you…!"
She looked down. Her eyes were wide enough to be considered saucers.
"Light, whatever you do…don't panic-"
"AHHHH! GET IT OFF!"
She flailed on the floor, and then ran around in circles. Snow tried his best to get her to calm down, but every attempt got him close to decapitation.
"Sis, calm down!"
"IT'S ON ME! AND I'M NOT YOUR SISTER!"
With a last attempt, Snow held onto Lightning's shoulder, stopping her from spinning. With ease, he took the jar and used the lid to push the spider inside. He shut the jar and put it next to the window.
"There. And my house isn't in a wreck…achievement unlocked!"
Lightning stood up and dusted herself off. "Yeah, but you haven't married my sister. That's a platinum trophy, sir."
"…That stung, sis."
She gave up on correcting him about calling her that. They walked back over to her house, where they were sure that their breakfast was a lost cause.
"Is…is something burning?" Snow sniffed, and he caught the scent of burning meat. Or was it something else?
"SERAH!" Lightning took off first, nearly breaking down the front door in the process. Serah was in the kitchen, cooking up was looked to be the omelets Lightning fixed.
"Back from your adventure?" Serah sat out new fresh plates of food for everyone. "Hope you're hungry."
Snow's face lit up. "Oh yeah! Bring on the eats!"
Lightning's face turned back to its natural, expressionless state. They all took their seats and dug into their food.
"I can never get over how delicious these omelets are. I mean, Lebreau would love you if you added them to her-ACK!"
Snow's words were stifled as Lightning stabbed him in his crotch with a fork. He fell face first into his plate, moaning and groaning in pain. Serah just looked on in disbelief.
"I said no, Snow."
"Claire!" Serah's face was slightly sympathetic; mostly for Snow and his non-existent genitals for the time being. "Why'd you stab him!?"
"He needed a physical reminder of my decision." She sipped her orange juice causally. "I said no."
"But did you have to hurt his genitals!?"
"…Yup. I regret nothing."
Just as Snow was about to sit up again, Lightning glared at him. His head hit the plate once more.
"Still love you, sis…"
"I'm not your sister…"
Yup, it was coming. At least the spider isn't a factor anyore. Poor Snow… anyways, Lulu is out! Hope you enjoyed this now two shot!