Idiot Box
By: Raven/ Januarye
-Disclaimer: We claim no right to 'Kelp'
Januarye sat at the keyboard and began typing. She was instant messaging Raven.
Januarye began to have an idea.
Januarye: My light bulb just blinked.
Raven: LOL. Mine exploded.
Januarye:
-sweatdrop- Nooo...I HAVE AN IDEA!
Raven: Oh, hey! I didn't
know they had Mike Shinoda's shoes on E-Bay!
Januarye: Ok...we all love Linkin Park, but the ones that know their life history is just sad. And I think you are turning into one of those.
Raven:
Raven: No. I am those fans but I just don't know the history. LOL.
Januarye: 0.o U scare me.
Raven: Tank u.
Januarye: Kk. My idea is that...WE MAKE COMMERCIALS FOR OUR HUMOR FICS!
Raven: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! IT LLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
Januarye: -sweatdrop- I call first commercial. Know Your Stars. WH00T!
Raven: I do one for Idiot Box! WITH SOMETHING TO DO WITH KELP!
Januarye: KK. I type commercial.
Raven: Same.
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And so on. Now, on with the commercial!
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-Cut scene showing Raven with Yusuke in a giant pineapple house-
"You are insane!" Yusuke shouted, a yellow sponge watching TV nearby.
"Thank, you!" The girl said.
-Cut scene with Sponge Bob-
"Gyahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaa!" Sponge Bob was laughing. He was eating a bar of something green.
A girl, next to a few people (that were on the edge of the TV screen) as holding the same bar. She was eating it, though looking thoroughly disgusted at the same time. "Wow, never knew kelp could taste good!" She said. Two minutes later, she threw up onto the sandy bottom.
"CUT!"
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Ok, so it didn't go to well. Ah, well. Meaaa...
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End.
Meow. The 'real' next chapter will be in two weeks. Sorry peoples. Wonder if Sun is alright...