RWBY Abridged
Episode 2
A/N: Watch or re-watch the episode and then read.
"Wizard of Oz" Theme Song plays as Ruby and Yang approach Beacon Academy.
"Where are the munchkins at singing the song?" Ruby said.
"There are no munchkins. It's just the background people." Yang said.
"Well then, I'll be a munchkin with ten times more moe!" Ruby changes into her chibi self and Yang tells her to stop. "Sorry got carried away."
"It's ok. Well go and make some friends."
"Wait what about you?"
"Oh my friends are here, gotta go, bye see ya later!" Yang runs off with the background characters and Ruby spends around watching them leave.
"How are you walking away without even moving?" Ruby said and fell over landing on some luggage.
"DOW! You threw off my groove!" Said a girl, which is Weiss.
"What?" Ruby said.
"My groove. It's what I call my dust." Weiss said pulling out a vile of dust and shaking it around.
"Oh I thought you were referencing some Disney- AHCHOO!" Ruby sneezed.
"I'm so going to kill you!" Weiss said.
"I'm sorry. But you don't have any burnt marks or messed up clothes from the fire." Ruby said.
"You win this round." Weiss said.
"Hey look I found some your groove." Said a girl, which is Blake.
"Well it's not like I asked for it, baka!" Weiss said and Ruby laughed.
"What the hell was that?" Blake said.
"Oh it's my tsundere impression. I'm going to be like this for the rest of the series. Or at least I get tired of it. Now give me that and watch me walk away!" Weiss said walking away after grabbing the dust from Blake.
"Wow that was actually good." Ruby said then turns to Blake.
"It sure was. I'll see you when the plot starts." Blake said walking away.
"Wait, I'm all by myself. I'M LOST!" Ruby said and fell to the ground. "If only there was someone that could help me!" Ruby looks up and sees Juane.
"Hi there, Juane Arc." Juane said holding out his hand.
"Sigh, ok you'll do." Ruby said, a little disappointed because she wanted to go with Weiss or Blake or Yang.
"So why did you help me out back there?" Ruby said as they walked.
"Well, 'I'm a MotherFather Gentleman.'" Jaune said, beginning to sing.
"Don't sing that please." Ruby said bringing out her scythe.
"Ok. By the way this is my sword and shield." Juane said showing his weapons and dropping them.
"Where's the gun?" Ruby said.
"Why does everyone ask that?" Juane said.
"Wait. Where are we?" Ruby said and they looked around. "I'M LOST AGAIN!"
-End-
A/N: Hope you liked it. By the way, that Juane thing was based of a RWBY Humor Tangent from Youtube were he actually does sing PSY's song. Anyway, review :)