We can see the legendary Two Bit Jerry walking around the town just minding his own business until he is approached by fellow citizen of the town who begins to talk to him about his voiceover.
Citizen:Uh just who exactly are you talking to?(says confused)
Waylon:Oh uh no one.(says trying to cover up the fact that he was talking to himself again)
Citizen:Ok then,look if you don't mind i have a question to ask you.
Waylon:Sure what is it?
Citizen:I am looking for the most dangerous outlaws to compete in a little contest i'm running.
Waylon:Well I don't mean to brag but I just so happen to be an outlaw myself.
Citizen:Hmm could've fooled me.
Waylon:Do you happen to have any idea of what exactly i'm capable of?
Citizen:No,but i'm sure you'll tell me.
Waylon:I'm Two bit Jerry,my name strikes fear into the hearts of anyone who crosses me.
Civilian:Go on.
Waylon:I once shot a Sheriff just for bumping me on what he said was an"accident".
Citizen:Well that seems like you don't take kindly to stuff like that,i'll be sure to be careful when you're around.
Waylon:Thanks for that,now what's your name sir?(says trying to sound intimidating)
Citizen:It's Nigel and just a heads-up i'm a lover not a fighter so let's just chill out with the weird sounding voice.
Waylon:Why,does it sound intimidating enough for you?
Nigel:No,you more weird than intimidating in my personal opinion.
Nigel:Oh yeah I almost forgot,is there anyone else that would be interested in joining us?
Waylon:None that I can think of.
Nigel:Ok then in that case,we should be seeing the wagons with the other contestants arriving shortly.
Another person walks over to the two and it is Cordie who ends up startling both Waylon and Nigel and joins the conversation about Nigel's contest.
Cordie:Whatcha doing Waylon?
Waylon:Oh just talking to this guy about a contest that he's running
Cordie:Uh I don't see anyone.(says confused)
Waylon:What are you talking about?
He turns around to see that Nigel is gone and is understandably confused as to why he disappeared.
Waylon:Uh Nigel where are you?
Nigel:Shhhh,I'm up here(says quietly and nervously)
Waylon:Uh why are you on the roof?
Nigel:I am deathly afraid of spider's,so I think i'll just stay up here.
Waylon:What do you mean that your afraid of her,she isn't going to hurt you.
Cordie:Yeah I promise i'm friendly.
Nigel:Sure you are.
Nigel:Please don't tell me that,that thing is joining us.
Waylon:Don't worry,she's with me.
Nigel:Yay(says sarcastically and nervously)
Waylon:Trust me your fine,see she may look dangerous but she is actually very nice.
Cordie:Yeah as long as you ignore the fact that i've killed somebody once and it was quite literally a bloodbath.
Waylon:(whispers to Cordie)Your not helping the situation.
Cordie:Oh sorry,was it the killing part or the whole bloodbath thing?
Nigel:Both.
Cordie:Ah ok,thanks for letting me know.
Cordie:Ooh i also heard that you are going to be having a contest,could I join?
Nigel:Yeah that's fine with me(says nervously)
The wagons that Nigel was talking about earlier arrived at the town he reluctantly climbs off the building and heads over to Cordie and Waylon.
Nigel:Uh uh we should uh uh get going.(says trembling in fear)
Cordie:Ok come on let's go.(says excitingly)
Waylon:Wait what about Jo?
Cordie:Don't worry about it she is with Death itself patrolling the town making sure that no more bandits try to rob it.
Waylon:Oh then i have nothing to worry about,i'm confident that they'll be able to handle it just fine.
Nigel:Uh are you two ready?
Cordie:Yes.
Waylon:Yes.
They both enter the same wagon and they begin to head out to Nigel's contest and start heading over to where it is located.
Cordie:So what exactly is this contest about?
Waylon:Uh it's about who is the most dangerous outlaw of all time.
Cordie:That sounds like fun.
Waylon:Yeah it's something alright.
Cordie:I know,I'm really excited about it.
Waylon:Look can you promise me something.
Cordie:Yes,what is it.
Waylon:Promise that no matter what you won't,uhm you know do anything that could get us both killed.
Cordie:It's fine.
Waylon:No i can assure you that it's not fine.
Cordie:Ok I guess if it'll make you feel better then I promise to not do anything that will get us killed.
Waylon:Thank you.
Cordie:Your welcome.
They both it make it to a remote ranch in the middle of what feels like nowhere and they exit the wagon to see the other outlaws as well as Nigel.
Nigel:Ah good,we're all here now let's get started.
Outlaw:Hold on,you said that there would be more people here.
Nigel:There is,just not the kind of people that your expecting.
Nigel:Now that we are all here,let's go ahead and get to the first of seven events in this contest.
Outlaw:What about the fact that you also said that there was going to be more than just four of us here.
Nigel:Look i was on a time limit,ok so are you done with your interuptions?
Outlaw:I guess for now.
Nigel:Ok so how about we get started.
Nigel:Alright first we are going to see just how good you are with your trusty gun.
He heads into the ranch and comes back with a bandit tied up with rope also covering his mouth.
Nigel:An outlaws greatest gift is thier ability to be able to make sure that the bad guy is dead before they even know it.
Nigel:The outlaw that can shoot the closest to the bullseye target(points to the bandits forehead)wins.
Nigel:However you will be blindfolded,so you can have a bit of a challenge.
Nigel:Ok then first up is the uh spider lady.
Cordie:Ok i'm ready for anything you throw at me.
Nigel:Oh uh uh that is uhm uh great,so what is it that you believe makes you an outlaw?
Cordie:Well I was tought how to be an outlaw by him(points to Waylon)
Outlaw 2:So what,your here trying to impress your teacher(says jokingly)
Cordie:Uh no i wanted to do this because it sounded like it would be fun.
Outlaw 2:Yeah well that's going to end up getting you killed miss,so I suggest you try and take it seriously.
Nigel:Now now if she wants to be serious or not than that is her choice.
Cordie:Thanks.
Nigel:You are uh welcome,now uhm please put the blindfold on so we can get started(hands the blindfold to Cordie)
She puts it on and Nigel guides her to a line in the ground with his voice beause he is to scared to get closer to her than he already is.
Nigel:Ok now that you are blindfolded,you can now attempt to get as close as possible to the target with your gun.
Cordie:So when do I shoot?
Nigel:Now.
She takes the shot and hits the target perfectly and ends up killing the bandit and this leaves everyone in shock as they just witnessed someone get shot dead.
Cordie:Uh what happened,did i hit him?
Waylon:Yeah you did and you also might have killed him.
Cordie:Was i not supposed to do that?(says confused)
Waylon:Uhm i'm not entirely sure,but I'm going to go out on a limb and say you wern't supposed to do that.
Nigel:Oh uh you are quite the shot madam.
Cordie:Thanks.
Nigel:Now that that is over with,let's move on to the final challenge(says nervously)
Waylon:Wait didn't you say that there would be seven events.(says curiously)
Nigel:That was before my heartrate spiked faster than the volume of screaming women on the meat wagon.
Waylon:Uh what did you just say?(says confused)
Nigel:I said my heartrate spiked faster than a very sick person.
Waylon:That's not what I heard.
Nigel:What did you hear then?
Waylon:Something about a screaming women on the meat wagon.
Nigel:Uhm excuse me for one second I have to go get something.
Both Outlaws 1 and 2 draw thier guns at Nigel and start threatening him.
Outlaw:How about you tell us what your trying to pull bandit?
Outlaw 2:Yeah you think we're stupid?
Nigel:No I don't think your stupid and i'm also not a bandit,why would you think that?
Outlaw:Only bandits talk like that.
Outlaw 2:Yeah that's right,and we are going to put you down you no good bandit (about to shoot Nigel)
As they are about to shoot they he is interupted by multiple figures running out of the ranch and they were bandits running and screaming in numbers near what looked like hundreds.
Outlaw:This whole town is filled with bandits.
Waylon:Cordie we need to go now.(says panicking)
Cordie:(takes off the blindfold)Why?
Waylon:(points to the bandits running to them)That's why.
Nigel:Well look at the time better run.
Waylon:(draws gun)I don't think so buddy,your coming with us.
Nigel:No I didn't do anything,you worthless meat sacks will NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.(runs away from Waylon)
Waylon:Quick Cordie grab him.
Cordie:Ok.
Outlaw 2:Hey if you don't mind we could use some help holding these bandits off.
Waylon:Uh ok.
Waylon and the other Outlaws begin a firefight with the bandits and after a while they thin them out enough to the point to where there was a few of them left.
However those leftover bandits kept charging towards them and they ended up getting shot like the others.
Outlaw:Ok I think that's the last of them.
Outlaw 2:Hey your a really good shot.
Waylon:Well I don't mean to brag,but I am quite the legend in these parts.
Outlaw:Somebody's feeling themselves.
Outlaw 2:Hey he helped us with the bandits,so I think he is ok with me.
Outlaw:Whatever you say.
Outlaw 2:Oh where are my manners,the names Eddie and well that's Maya.
Waylon:The names Two Bit Jerry.
Maya:What a name.
Eddie:Is that really your name.
Waylon:Of course it is,i'm surprised that you haven't heard of me,i'm a man so dangerous and feared that others fear of getting on my bad side.
Cordie comes back with Nigel being tied up with rope and is unable to speak due to the fact that his mouth is also covered.
Waylon:Cordie why is he bleeding out of his eye?(says concerned)
Cordie:Oh that,so what happed was i might have clawed into his eye out of anger,but it's fine now that I've calmed down.
Eddie:Yikes remind me to not anger her.
Maya:Look can you just hurry up and get in the wagon.
Eddie:Sorry about that,she's just upset because of bandits raiding our town and killing everyone,however we barely manged to escape alive.
Waylon:Well that sounds horrible.
Cordie:Yeah we're so sorry.
Eddie:Yeah we've been looking for a place for a while now so I would like to ask if we could go with you two.
Waylon:Uh sure why not.
Eddie:Thanks man your a life saver.
Maya:Kiss up.
Cordie:I have a feeling Jo will like her.
Waylon:I can see how,but do try not to cause any trouble.
Cordie:Yeah our sherrif is literally Death itself.
Maya:Gee that fills me with so much confidence.
Eddie:I'm sure he is quiet the character.
Cordie:Trust me,he is.
Waylon:Alright then let's go.
Nigel:(says muffled and in pain)Get this crazy spider away from me please i'm begging you.
Cordie:Good thing i'm calmed down or else I would have clawed at the other eye.(says jokingly)
Waylon:Let's just get back to the town(says nervously)
The five of them get in the wagon and head back to Cliffside and once they get out they are approached by Jo and is obviously curious at what she is looking at.
Waylon:Oh hey Jo.
Eddie:Why hello there madam.
Maya:Your seriously flirting with someone already.(says annoyed)
Eddie:Easy now,just being friendly.
Jo:Waylon who are these two.
Waylon:Oh that's Eddie and that lovely lady is Maya.
Maya:This lovely lady is going to kick you somewhere a man never wants to be kicked if you ever say that again.(says frustrated)
Eddie:Again so sorry for her,she is not actually going to do that.
Maya:Wanna bet on that?
Waylon:No,no he doesn't.
Eddie:Yeah as a man,i don't want to take the chance.
Cordie:What do we do with this bandit?
Maya:I vote kill.
Waylon:We've seen enough people die today so how about we don't do that.
Maya:Your joking right.
Eddie:Ok I think you need to lay down for a while,hey uh is there somewhere we can go to rest?
Waylon:Right over there(points to a building in the distance)
Eddie:Alright thanks again for everything you have done for us.
Waylon:Your welcome.
Cordie:I'll take him to the jail.
Jo:I'm going with you just to make sure you don't try to kill him,like you've done to others before.
They all split up and do thier own thing and we can see Waylon heading off to do what he does best and that is be a outlaw with a massive ego and continue to spread word about his adventures as Two Bit Jerry.